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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

[worldweary-wolf.livejournal.com]

What the hell is that sound?

[molotov]

A bear. Probably grizzly, they seem to be quite indignant.

[worldweary-wolf.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Why, pray tell, are they indignant?

[molotov]

I imagine it has something to do with the muzzles. Honestly, I think the grizzlies are being overly dramatic. The honey bears are thrashed for a bit and then went to sleep.

[worldweary-wolf.livejournal.com]

What's the point of that?

dictated .......... for now!!!!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

What.

What are you doing.

[molotov]

Oh, hello darling. I am trying to decide what kind of rug to put in the cabin.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Rugs don't roar, Mol.

[molotov]

Well, of course not. That is a bear.

have a girl with animal magic :]

[daine.livejournal.com]

[Daine's felt the bear's presence for a bit now, but when she hears this, she's off like a rocket to go see what the hell's going on.

So she arrives and sees... this.]

What are you doing?!

[molotov]

Deciding which bear would be best for a log cabin floor.

[daine.livejournal.com]

You're-- what? Why?!

[The bears all seem very interested in Daine now.]

[molotov]

Because the man whose cabin it is is far too tall to lie on a wolf skin rug.

[worldweary-wolf.livejournal.com]

What the hell is that sound?

[molotov]

A bear. Probably grizzly, they seem to be quite indignant.

[worldweary-wolf.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Why, pray tell, are they indignant?

[molotov]

I imagine it has something to do with the muzzles. Honestly, I think the grizzlies are being overly dramatic. The honey bears are thrashed for a bit and then went to sleep.

dictated .......... for now!!!!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

What.

What are you doing.

[molotov]

Oh, hello darling. I am trying to decide what kind of rug to put in the cabin.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Rugs don't roar, Mol.

[molotov]

Well, of course not. That is a bear.

have a girl with animal magic :]

[daine.livejournal.com]

[Daine's felt the bear's presence for a bit now, but when she hears this, she's off like a rocket to go see what the hell's going on.

So she arrives and sees... this.]

What are you doing?!

[molotov]

Deciding which bear would be best for a log cabin floor.

[daine.livejournal.com]

You're-- what? Why?!

[The bears all seem very interested in Daine now.]

[molotov]

Because the man whose cabin it is is far too tall to lie on a wolf skin rug.