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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE NOW HE WANTS TO DO THAT]

What are you going to do with the ones you're not turning into a rug?

[molotov]

[SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS WHY THEY WERE GETTING A RUG IN THE FIRST PLACE... ]

Send them back to wherever they came from.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[WELL, YES BUT ... HE'S TRYING TO BE PISSY ABOUT THE BEARS, SHUT UP]

I -- does that work? I don't think it works that way.

[molotov]

[NEVER]

Of course it does. You just tell the castle to take whatever you don't want anyway.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Squinting at the journal] I don't think that works. If we could do that, why are there dogs and cats left behind when somebody goes home?

[molotov]

Probably because no one thinks to tell the castle to send them away.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Did you try it? I don't think it works. [Gearing up to say "I told you so," but maybe he shouldn't, because Molotov is just gonna be stuck with a bunch of bears.]

[molotov]

I have not needed to send any of them back yet. But the castle took away all of my old furniture when I redecorated, I do not know why the principle would change just because they are bears.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

'cause they're alive, maybe. I don't know.

[molotov]

That does not make any sense.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

You're saying living things are the same as furniture.

[molotov]

I am saying that I personally do not believe the castle differentiates.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty sure you're wrong about that. [Maybe he will tell her TOLD YOU SO anyway, she is being stubborn.]

[molotov]

And you are now an expert on the castle?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

No. I just never heard of it taking anything like this back.

[molotov]

Well, for the sake of this polar bear, I certainly hope it does.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Why do you have a polar bear?

[molotov]

I like polar bears. This one's name is Rykov.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Why would you name it if you're just gonna send it back? ["Send it back" -- like a polar bear you stole with magic is the same as a bad plate of food.]

[molotov]

Because he is better than the other bears.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Look, I just don't want you to get attached to him, alright?

[molotov]

Why not? You were just telling me that he could not be sent back anyway.

[There is a low, grumbling noise in the background -- Molotov is stroking the head of a muzzled and chained polar bear.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Baby ... no ...]

What? That's not what I -- hang on, where are you? I'm coming to see you.

[molotov]

[But precious baby bear!]

Front lawn.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[dumb stupid killing machine!]

Alright.

[He'll be there momentarily ..............]