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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I mean the little zoo you're starting here. What if one of them breaks loose?

[molotov]

Well, they have been here for three hours and only the grizzlies have even bothered to really fight. So I think we are going with a grizzly rug.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

You've been standing out here with bears for three hours?

[molotov]

I have been measuring them. It is no easy task, Samson!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Maybe 'cause it's unnecessary.

[molotov]

It is quite necessary, I need to know what size rug to wish for.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[RUBBING AT HIS FACE] Wouldn't it be easier to measure the inside of the cabin?

[molotov]

I did that, Brock, but bearskin rugs are not wall to wall.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

No, but you can judge how big you want the rug to be by how big the room is. That's how decorating works.

[molotov]

You still measure the rug!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Whatever!

[UGHHHHH rubs his face again and then sighs]

Look, are you done with these bears or what?

[molotov]

[Molotov glares. He is being so ungrateful!]

I will keep all of them if you continue to be so rude, Samson.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[He's just being moody! Maybe you should do that thing with your hands again, just saying.]

And do what with them?

[molotov]

[Maybe she doesn't like feeling obligated to do it!]

Let them live in your cabin.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Maybe he wants it anyway!!]

... run that by me again, Cocktease?

[molotov]

[Maybe too bad!]

I will turn your cabin into a bear habitat if you do not watch your tone.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Brock really wants to tell her that he'll just smack her in the mouth if she tries, but! He ... doesn't want to have to deal with bears running loose all up in his shit, so ...]

Whatever.

[molotov]

Good. Now help me pick a bear.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

For ...?

[a rug or a pet, which one]

[molotov]

[She looks at him like he's stupid.]

The floor.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me like that. [rude bitch!!]

I didn't know if you meant for the rug or for a little zoo you're starting or something.

[molotov]

Well, now you know.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[rude rude rude]

Whatever. So which one are you thinking so far?

[molotov]

[yep yep yep]

That one. [Molotov points to a grizzly. It's not the largest, but it is the most aggressive one!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[squinting at the ... bear ...]

Are you going by how his fur feels, or just 'cause he looks pissed off?