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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[JESUS GOD, RUNNING OVER TO THE CABIN NOW

BLOCKING THE DOOR WITH HIS ARMS SPREAD OUT TO THE SIDES]

Don't you dare.

[molotov]

[Molotov just stares.]

You really think that will stop a polar bear?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

You know I killed a polar bear in like three seconds before, right.

[molotov]

If you lay even one of your fat gorilla fingers on my bear, I will take your head right off your body.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I never got complaints about my fingers before. [BROCK, STOP IT]

[molotov]

Perhaps if they went anywhere other than worn-out sinkholes, you would. [SNEEERING]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That a challenge, Cocktease?

[molotov]

Even if it was, I cannot imagine you rising to the occasion.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That's just 'cause your stipulations are stupid.

[molotov]

Of course. Anyone who values their integrity is "stupid", in your mind.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Don't talk to me about integrity, little Miss Kills-for-Money.

[molotov]

Do not speak to me that way, Mister Illegal-Vigilante-Group.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Eyes narrowing ... voice lowering ...]

Do something about it.

[molotov]

[Molotov knows what he wants, but refuses to do it.

So she throws a rock at him instead.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[WOW RUDE!!!

Brock just gets clocked in the head with a rock. He doesn't really react, though. Because he has a thick skull, insert cro-magnon joke here]

[molotov]

[SMIRKING]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Put that bear away so I can make you pay for that.

[molotov]

Da, Samson, let me put him back in the cupboard. He is a bear.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[YOU'RE A BEAR!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP MOLOTOV]

I mean chain him up with the others!

[molotov]

But I already told you, your cabin is his house now.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[NOPE.GIF]

Do it and I'm turning him into the rug.

[molotov]

Killing polar bears is against the laws of your precious American government, Samson.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Well I guess it's a good thing we're not in America. Now chain him up and come here.

[molotov]

Oh, Samson, is that any way for someone who thinks he has the right to judge others to speak about obeying laws? Besides, I would never take an order from you.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Fine, whatever. Have fun with your little pets.

[TURNS TO GO ...]