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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

If you're making a weird analogy, I don't like it.

[molotov]

What? I am just saying that I like animals that put up a fight. A bear that just rolls over and accepts its death is not worth the bullet.

So probably not these honey bears, they have just been sleeping most of the time.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Why doesn't he believe you're just talking about bears ...]

So you want a rug with personality. You're nuts.

[molotov]

[Well, for once, she really is just talking about bears.]

You are being quite rude today.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[But ... innuendo ... always ...

No no no, is that a sad voice? Is she doing the sad voice? Stop that, stop it.]

Sorry. I just thought you were going to do this without giant fur-bearing killing machines.

[molotov]

We are, but I still need to decide what kind of rug to have. And I like bears.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

If you like them, why are you killing one for a rug?

[molotov]

I like cows too, but I still wear leather.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[no don't talk about leather]

But you don't meet the cows you're wearing, do you? To judge their personality?

[molotov]

I do not wear leather to prove my dominance over cows, either. But there is not much other reason to roll around on a bearskin rug with you.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[DON'T TALK ABOUT ROLLING AROUND ON A BEARSKIN RUG]

I don't know, I can think of reasons.

[molotov]

[BUT WHY NOT]

None that bring the rug itself into play.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE ...]

No. But it makes it more interesting.

[molotov]

[BECAUSE WHY]

Da. But I still need bears.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE NOW HE WANTS TO DO THAT]

What are you going to do with the ones you're not turning into a rug?

[molotov]

[SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS WHY THEY WERE GETTING A RUG IN THE FIRST PLACE... ]

Send them back to wherever they came from.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[WELL, YES BUT ... HE'S TRYING TO BE PISSY ABOUT THE BEARS, SHUT UP]

I -- does that work? I don't think it works that way.

[molotov]

[NEVER]

Of course it does. You just tell the castle to take whatever you don't want anyway.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Squinting at the journal] I don't think that works. If we could do that, why are there dogs and cats left behind when somebody goes home?

[molotov]

Probably because no one thinks to tell the castle to send them away.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Did you try it? I don't think it works. [Gearing up to say "I told you so," but maybe he shouldn't, because Molotov is just gonna be stuck with a bunch of bears.]

[molotov]

I have not needed to send any of them back yet. But the castle took away all of my old furniture when I redecorated, I do not know why the principle would change just because they are bears.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

'cause they're alive, maybe. I don't know.

[molotov]

That does not make any sense.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

You're saying living things are the same as furniture.