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Molotov Cocktease ([personal profile] molotov) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-11-21 08:53 pm
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[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]


I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[... lmfao]

You're going to kill a bear for decoration when you could easily wish up the same thing?

[She does not look happy.]

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Her expression changes to one of slight relief, and although she's still not eager about it, this beats the needless killing.]

Of course. [Daine's looking at the brown bear, studying the chains as it looks back.]

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[She scowls at Molotov as she's actually beginning to walk up the bear. There's no hesitation in her step as she arrives right next to it and begins to look it over.]

What do you think I'm going to do?

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wished or not, they're living creatures. Do you know how to care for them?

[She's not angry, her question is a sincere one. Now she's scratching the bear behind the ears.]

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
You're awfully possessive of something you have no intention of keeping.

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
It would be different if they weren't living things.

[identity profile] daine.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what PETA is, and I don't really need to. These bears aren't domesticated in the slightest.