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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Maybe he wants it anyway!!]

... run that by me again, Cocktease?

[molotov]

[Maybe too bad!]

I will turn your cabin into a bear habitat if you do not watch your tone.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Brock really wants to tell her that he'll just smack her in the mouth if she tries, but! He ... doesn't want to have to deal with bears running loose all up in his shit, so ...]

Whatever.

[molotov]

Good. Now help me pick a bear.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

For ...?

[a rug or a pet, which one]

[molotov]

[She looks at him like he's stupid.]

The floor.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me like that. [rude bitch!!]

I didn't know if you meant for the rug or for a little zoo you're starting or something.

[molotov]

Well, now you know.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[rude rude rude]

Whatever. So which one are you thinking so far?

[molotov]

[yep yep yep]

That one. [Molotov points to a grizzly. It's not the largest, but it is the most aggressive one!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[squinting at the ... bear ...]

Are you going by how his fur feels, or just 'cause he looks pissed off?

[molotov]

Both. I was able to feel his fur earlier, when he was tranquilized.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Does his fur feel the best out of all of 'em? [What he's saying is, if the honey bears feel better, don't just go for the mean bear because it's mean ...]

[molotov]

I do not know, why don't you go and pet them yourself?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[stare] Cute.

[molotov]

They are secure, Brock. Go pet them!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

"Secure." Are you sure you're not trying to make me lose an arm or something?

[molotov]

Do not be ridiculous.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying.

[Looking at the bears now ...]

I don't feel right about this anyway. These are like wild animals, Mol.

[molotov]

I did not tell you to kill one, I said just touch.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I know. I just mean I don't like how you have 'em chained and doped up.

[molotov]

Well, I was trying to be safe. How do you think they transport bears to rescues and zoos and places like that?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but ... keeping a row of bears so you can feel their fur and test their ... personalities ... isn't a zoo or rescue.

[molotov]

They will go back soon, Samson. And the sooner you feel their fur, the sooner they go back.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Pause ......................]

Are you sure you're not just trying to get me mauled?