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[molotov]

[So, back at the beginning of the month, Molotov and Brock discussed the fact that his cabin needs a bearskin rug.

Well, like any good consumer, Molotov has decided that she needs to weigh the options properly. But a little input from others never hurt, so she asks the journal.]

I cannot decide on a color. Tell me, what looks best on a rug: black or brown? It also appears that a light tan is an option, but it might not look appropriate in all seasons.

[And then there is some roaring in the background. This is because Molotov is currently standing on the front lawn, surrounded by bears. Just a whole bunch of bears. Grizzlies, black bears, honey bears. There's even a polar bear, though Molotov seems to not be considering that one as a rug, so much as a pet. All of the bears are chained to the ground, and they have muzzles, and Molotov seems to think that makes them safe enough to be petting as she feels their different fur qualities.]

Is anyone here an interior designer? I have a feeling that the largest size available might not be the best option as far as decor goes...


[ OOC: Open! Everyone is free to come and play with/be mauled by Molotov's collection of bears. ]

Comments

dictated .......... for now!!!!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

What.

What are you doing.

[molotov]

Oh, hello darling. I am trying to decide what kind of rug to put in the cabin.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Rugs don't roar, Mol.

[molotov]

Well, of course not. That is a bear.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

What?

[molotov]

Which part did you not understand?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Why are you wishing up bears! Just wish for a rug!

[molotov]

There is more than one kind of bear, Brock! I have to try and decide what kind would be best. Their furs are different, you know.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

So wish for different kinds of rugs!

[molotov]

That is not fun. Besides, I want to know the personality of the animal.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

The person -- you're going to turn it into a rug.

[molotov]

It is far more satisfying to lie on the hide of an animal that you know was worth the trouble.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

If you're making a weird analogy, I don't like it.

[molotov]

What? I am just saying that I like animals that put up a fight. A bear that just rolls over and accepts its death is not worth the bullet.

So probably not these honey bears, they have just been sleeping most of the time.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Why doesn't he believe you're just talking about bears ...]

So you want a rug with personality. You're nuts.

[molotov]

[Well, for once, she really is just talking about bears.]

You are being quite rude today.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[But ... innuendo ... always ...

No no no, is that a sad voice? Is she doing the sad voice? Stop that, stop it.]

Sorry. I just thought you were going to do this without giant fur-bearing killing machines.

[molotov]

We are, but I still need to decide what kind of rug to have. And I like bears.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

If you like them, why are you killing one for a rug?

[molotov]

I like cows too, but I still wear leather.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[no don't talk about leather]

But you don't meet the cows you're wearing, do you? To judge their personality?

[molotov]

I do not wear leather to prove my dominance over cows, either. But there is not much other reason to roll around on a bearskin rug with you.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[DON'T TALK ABOUT ROLLING AROUND ON A BEARSKIN RUG]

I don't know, I can think of reasons.

[molotov]

[BUT WHY NOT]

None that bring the rug itself into play.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE ...]

No. But it makes it more interesting.