Case 11: New Years
Dec. 31st, 2011 08:59 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[First of all, for all those James has decided to get gifts for, they'll find them outside their door today.
James meanwhile is camped out in the lobby, a glass of milk (with pitcher), and a pile of potatoes nearby, some pealed and half carved into the vague shape of a bird missing limbs, others still intact. James himself has a potato in hand and is working diligently on carving it with a knife.
And yes his hands are more cut up than he ever thought possible from this, little cuts but still.]
Never, throw a potato at an owl, or any creature resembling an owl...they tend to have the sharpest talons and know precisely where to strike to cause maximum harm.
...Or was it never throw a potato at a dog? Maybe it was soldiers on duty during wartime...[He's sounding totally serious as he talks, and there's no drunken slur in his words.] Anyway, the entire point of this is to never throw, the humble potato at anything, that can cause bodily harm.
((ooc: Open drunk post for James either through the journal or in person in the lobby.))
James meanwhile is camped out in the lobby, a glass of milk (with pitcher), and a pile of potatoes nearby, some pealed and half carved into the vague shape of a bird missing limbs, others still intact. James himself has a potato in hand and is working diligently on carving it with a knife.
And yes his hands are more cut up than he ever thought possible from this, little cuts but still.]
Never, throw a potato at an owl, or any creature resembling an owl...they tend to have the sharpest talons and know precisely where to strike to cause maximum harm.
...Or was it never throw a potato at a dog? Maybe it was soldiers on duty during wartime...[He's sounding totally serious as he talks, and there's no drunken slur in his words.] Anyway, the entire point of this is to never throw, the humble potato at anything, that can cause bodily harm.
((ooc: Open drunk post for James either through the journal or in person in the lobby.))