Entrée de Journal Deux: Living Arrangements.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

After my rather abrupt entrance the other day and a few attempts at trying to return; it would appear that I am stuck here, so I suppose proper introductions are in order.

My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, a surname I hope will be familiar to at least a few of you, pureblood wizard, from a long line of purebloods and no doubt wealthier than you could hope to be.

I did study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, initially with Albus Dumbledore as headmaster and then Professor Snape my old head of house.

[Soft frown and a quiet pause for a moment before changing tack]

Anyway I have been told I live next door to an angel and that there's a demon on the other side of him, I've not actually met either of them but am I the only one that finds this a little bit disconcerting?

I'm not going to have the fires of hell suddenly lick up my bedroom door whilst some celestial battle goes on, am I? Whose bright idea was it to put those particular forms of life together?

Oh Joy...and apparently a demon hunter further down the hall from them...

Yes this will go well.

[sighs huffily and walks with the journal in his hand]

And guess who else the castle has deemed fit for sticking me on the same hall as...

[Insert girlish shriek before a yell issues out]

Bloody hell Longbottom! Your toad in my sodding loo!

Comments

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

You talk a lot.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Well, wasn't that the astute observation of the decade, so what?

[lifeandliesof.livejournal.com]

[oh?]

Well, hello there.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

[Head tilts slightly at the familiar but not quite voice,]

Hello, who's this?

[queendramabitch.livejournal.com]

[as a member of the (Muggle) aristocracy, Lucy takes great pleasure in saying this]

I haven't the faintest idea who the Malfoys are.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Then you're obviously either muggle, or not important enough to be aware. Both are just as bad. Either way, you know now.

[eyesweregold.livejournal.com]

Bit obsessed with our bloodline, aren't we?
Almost as much as my kind.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

What are your kind?

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

[have an unimpressed snort from the Master; as if he cares about human bloodlines]

And I've been alive for longer than your little inbred line has been struggling along. Do cease from trying to impress people, it's quite dull.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Simply because your claims may bore pepole does not mean that 1. I am trying to impress people or 2. That I even care what some decrepit old man thinks of me.

[keptgrounded.livejournal.com]

From what I've been told, the castle probably thought it would be amusing for you.

I've heard about people who can do magic living here, but not angels or demons, it's also possible someone's just yanking your chain.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Possible do you know many people on the fourteenth floor, I understand one is called Castiel, is that familiar?

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

The level of incompetence you show in your knowledge of demons and angels is overwhelming. I strongly suggest you shut up before you piss someone off.

[ino]

[circles the last part of that LMAO]

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

[snort] Not going to take care of the problem yourself, Crowley? Pity.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

What that demons and angels don't get along, its your own history that says you had a war.

[ino]

[rotfl, those comments about demons irritate her juuuust a bit, so yes, sarcasm abounds here] I think I'd feel more sorry for the demon living next door to you.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

It's an angel living next to me and as I said I haven't met them, I just don't want to be in the middle of some celestial quibble.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

[After what reading she's done into Albus's history Raine is somewhat less than impressed with pureblood wizards.]

I must say, there are angels, demons, and various hunters living on my floor as well, and they never give me any trouble I didn't ask for in the first place.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Your room hasn't been burned down?

[sofaultless.livejournal.com]

You're obviously not going to have friends here.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Wow...thank you for your astute observation. Tell me why I should care?

[rocksalting.livejournal.com]

[vague snort; Dean's a little drunk, but sober enough.]

Oh man, Cas is gonna love havin' you next door.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Cas? Oh the angel Castiel, I'm sure he'll survive.

[...]

Are you drunk?

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Why am I mentally associating your name with "white ferret"?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

[Have the heavy silence of death]

WHAT?

[encryptedlock]

[Malfoy, Draco Malfoy...Right, that's why the name looks familiar. Have a snort.]

I know who you're down the hall from. A dangerous psychopath with delusions of grandeur, that's who. Do yourself a favor and stay the hell away from a guy who calls himself O'Malley.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

O'Malley...is he a demon too?

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[slightly amused by the "wealthier than you could hope to be" comment]

Well, welcome to the castle, Mr. Malfoy. Don't worry too much about the angels and demons and vampires and occasional psychopaths, we've got a perfectly functional peace keeping group here.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

SO I've been told...I was also told you don't have any true jurisdiction though? Is that true?

[lostmytoad.livejournal.com]

[cannot hide the nasty chuckle that slips out]

Not so tough when faced with a simple reptile, are you Malfoy?

[sobers]

It's not Trevor anyway, it must be a regular toad. I've been told the castle doesn't let you bring pets.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

A simple reptile...Longbottom it is unhygenic.

I don't care who's bloody toad it is, take it away. Keep it or do what you will with it or I'll kill the thing.