Entrée de Journal Deux: Living Arrangements.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

After my rather abrupt entrance the other day and a few attempts at trying to return; it would appear that I am stuck here, so I suppose proper introductions are in order.

My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, a surname I hope will be familiar to at least a few of you, pureblood wizard, from a long line of purebloods and no doubt wealthier than you could hope to be.

I did study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, initially with Albus Dumbledore as headmaster and then Professor Snape my old head of house.

[Soft frown and a quiet pause for a moment before changing tack]

Anyway I have been told I live next door to an angel and that there's a demon on the other side of him, I've not actually met either of them but am I the only one that finds this a little bit disconcerting?

I'm not going to have the fires of hell suddenly lick up my bedroom door whilst some celestial battle goes on, am I? Whose bright idea was it to put those particular forms of life together?

Oh Joy...and apparently a demon hunter further down the hall from them...

Yes this will go well.

[sighs huffily and walks with the journal in his hand]

And guess who else the castle has deemed fit for sticking me on the same hall as...

[Insert girlish shriek before a yell issues out]

Bloody hell Longbottom! Your toad in my sodding loo!

Comments

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

Alas, I have yet to meet your compatriot, but I do think the boy needs some lessoning - the hard way, it would seem.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

If she doesn't do it I'll take him for a little trip a few dozen feet in the air.

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

I hope her method involves dismembering. I do so love a good dismembering!

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Possibly, I suppose it depends on how pissed of she is. It would be entertaining with this one.

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

I would suggest a lobotomy, but it seems as if the work's already been done there.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Clearly. He is an arrogant little shit, isn't he? [Annoyed Crowley is annoyed B|]

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

Irritatingly so. Arrogance with intelligence can be tolerated, at least for a little while, but there's nothing duller than a stupid person who's arrogant for no particular reason.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Speaking from experience are you?

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

It's not very often I find myself agreeing with you. It's mildly frightening. It's almost a shame one of the people from my world isn't here. He'd show this boy exactly how dangerous demons can be.

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

His grasp - or, rather, lack thereof - of Earth theology is painful. Of course, the same could be said of logic, abstract concepts, and any number of other things.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Funny, I would have said his grasp of 'everything'.

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

Mm, well, I thought I might give him the benefit of the doubt. Though you're most likely correct.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

He seems to think he's entitled to call himself a snake now, because it's his school mascot or some such.

I almost don't want to tell him. See how far he digs himself.

[iheardrums.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. [tapping on the journal] He does seem to think he's far above his station, doesn't he?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Above my station? It would appear you're as trapped by this castle as I am, your station doesn't mean a damn thing.