paradisalost | Entrée de Journal Deux: Living Arrangements.

After my rather abrupt entrance the other day and a few attempts at trying to return; it would appear that I am stuck here, so I suppose proper introductions are in order.

My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, a surname I hope will be familiar to at least a few of you, pureblood wizard, from a long line of purebloods and no doubt wealthier than you could hope to be.

I did study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, initially with Albus Dumbledore as headmaster and then Professor Snape my old head of house.

[Soft frown and a quiet pause for a moment before changing tack]

Anyway I have been told I live next door to an angel and that there's a demon on the other side of him, I've not actually met either of them but am I the only one that finds this a little bit disconcerting?

I'm not going to have the fires of hell suddenly lick up my bedroom door whilst some celestial battle goes on, am I? Whose bright idea was it to put those particular forms of life together?

Oh Joy...and apparently a demon hunter further down the hall from them...

Yes this will go well.

[sighs huffily and walks with the journal in his hand]

And guess who else the castle has deemed fit for sticking me on the same hall as...

[Insert girlish shriek before a yell issues out]

Bloody hell Longbottom! Your toad in my sodding loo!

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Well you do seem to be getting irate about this, the whole bible demonises you as it were, I can't think how you'd react over that.

I'm irate because you opened up an old wound. And I am a demon, how can it demonise something that's already a demon?

I already told you, I pointed out the errors in it, not much I can do beyond that.

You pointed out the errors in the bible? What did you do, annotate it?

Yes, because you can annotate every Bible in the existence of the world by yourself without a printing press. That's exactly what I did. How. Clever. Of. You.

You could try. , surely you have some supernatural power.

A demon with supernatural power? Never!

Well obviously not powerful enough to effect what you could probably do with a few hexes,

Aren't we the clever little monkey?

More like snake, I am Slytherin after all.

You're not clever enough to be a snake, and I should know. [Scoff] I've never heard of that species.

It's not a species, its a school house

And because you're in a house with, what is it, some sort of mascot? You think that makes you a snake?

Humans make me laugh.

IT's better than a badger.

...What are you prattling on about now?

You're a demon shouldn't you have some sort of occlumancy ability? Even I can manage that.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Arrogant Twat, do you mind rephrasing that into English?

If you had the ability you wouldn't need me to.

Spreekt u het Engels?
Parlez-vous anglais ?
Sprechen Sie Englisch?
Parlate inglese?
Você fala o inglês?
¿Usted habla inglés?

Oui je peux parler l'anglais, je ne suis pas l'imbécile qui ne peut pas lire des esprits bien que.

Votre accent est terrible. La vodka est un esprit. Je peux lire des bouteilles de cela.

Firewhiskey est le supérieur éloigné à la vodka, et mon accent est juste bien merci beaucoup.

Je ne veux pas votre boisson. Elle fera votre pénis mourir. Votre accent est bon pour un touriste.

Firewhiskey ne tuera pas mon pénis, mon accent est bon pour un local !

Oui il. Fait. Bon pour une salle ? Comment une salle peut-elle être bonne à un accent ?

I said local not salle you deaf git, good for a local.

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