(no subject)

[holmescopy.livejournal.com]

All right, you smartasses, ha ha ha. We've all had a good laugh. Now give it back before I pull a Yoda and prove that a simple limp can't keep me down.

I hate people.

At least laughing at the mural makes me feel better.


{ooc; -apologizes to the artists- <3?}

(no subject)

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

{recorded rustling and a small groan, followed by the sound of someone yawning. a quiet "Bathroom..." and getting out of bed, and walking across the room. There is then a crashing noise followed by a loud "WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT DOOR COME FROM." Some muttering follows, and then stops abruptly.}

...


{a gasp}

... WHERE AM I.

Ruuuukiaaaa? Inoooooue? Ishiiiidaaaa?

... ANYBODY?


{a pause where he listens for answers}

... Damnit, what the hell?! This isn't -- funny --

{more sounds of Ichigo stumbling around, knocking things over}

{ooc: Ssh, it's the 20th here now. ;D Also you didn't se Chad's name in this post.}

(no subject)

[isgod.livejournal.com]

[any transcribed writing of before as Kharl was wandering around the room has been scribbled out, as he picks up the journal and pen, noting that it had indeed written what he was saying. The only thing remaining is the sound of pages being turned and a few hmming noises as he reads entries before]

[dictated in a kind, though, concerned voice]

Uh, greetings, my name is Awis Lara [scribbles out, sees no reason to use alias] Kharl. I used to be a doctor's assistant for the king of Draqueen, Lykouleon. I was reading a few of the entries before and well, I was thinking that perhaps I could lend my hand to help you all now? I'm sorry. I know that seems strange for someone from another world to just up and offer their services, but it was all that I knew back in Dusis.

It's all that I was good at.

Please, I [pause, shaking breathing calmed] having something like that to do, will help to give my life some stability while here.

( [Private] )

[ooc: For those that can sense presence and whatnot, Kharl actually "feels" like a dragon, but doesn't "smell" like one. If that is helpful to anyone. *laughs*]

(no subject)

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

( Elliot )

(no subject)

[newtoyman.livejournal.com]

What..Where am I? Am I..dead? Dammit. I knew I shouldn’t have agreed to work with Batman.
I told him and Superman before that I was too young to die. I never even got to make out with Raven or Starfire. They were such hotties...

I didn’t expect the afterlife to look like this...and I didn’t expect there to be a book recording what I’m saying. Is this some computerized book? Maybe I'm not dead, maybe I'm just kidnapped.

(no subject)

[onawingandapurr.livejournal.com]

[ Dictated! Cute cat voice and all~ ]

Ah, I'm sorry, hime-sama. I don't mean to look in your diary, but I need to.

This feels so wrong. Hime-sama, don't hate me, I just need to know--

Eh.


EH?!

It's recording everything I say! Oh no! Oh no!

Hime-sama I'm so sorry, hime-samaaaaa!

Pilot's Log 1

[paranoidstork.livejournal.com]

[transcribed girly scream. the whole entry is transcribed. the voice is obviously stressed but somehow calm]

AGH.

This.... this is not the Condor... It... resembles my quarters... but it isn't... because last I checked, we were parked on Terra Saharr....

[sound of soft footsteps as he walks to the window and opens the curtains]

And this is.... not the desert.... Hmmm.

[the book is picked up and leafed through]

Aaaand... this book is recording what I say.... lovely. Just great... I must have an acute case of the mind worms... ooohhh... I KNEW I should have gotten tested when we were on Terra Atmosia! Ooohhhhhhhhh.... I'm not ready to die.....

might as well indulge this... delusion.... since I only have a few hours to live.

[flipping of pages and the ocassional noise from Stork]

Aaahhhhhh.... so this shared delusion is called "Paradisa". Hah... hehe... hah. And this journal is "maaaagicalll".... haha.. oh... And the kitchen is on the first floor. Stocked with all sorts of disease ridden fodder, I'm sure...

Oh well.. hehe... might as well.. try to enjoy my madness.... let the mind worms have their fill... hehe.. heh.

On the off chance this ISN'T some delusion.... I'm going to construct a communication device.... yesssssss... that should get me back into contact with the Storm Hawks.... yes.

[[ooc: if you wanna know how Stork speaks and moves, watch like... the first 5-7 minutes of this. A lot of how he is is not conveyed well in text unless you've seen him]]

[Log] Lana, Ienzo

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Who: Lana Lang, Ienzo
What: First meeting
When: A little earlier
Where: Fifth floor hallway
Rating: PG

( Read more... )

5.0

[noprince.livejournal.com]

( [private] )

[The journal records a fierce, angry cry, then a jarringly loud, sharp crack like a gunshot - from a table being snapped in two]

one bullet

[smokinbarrels.livejournal.com]

Hello~ ♪

My name is C.T. Smith, but just Smith is okay.

I’m a Libra, blood type AB person whose favorite word is “D-cup”.

I know that this place is Paradisa, and that there should be interesting people here.

I’m looking forward to seeing that kind of thing, while I’m stuck in this world.

So let’s get along, okay? Nice to meet you.

(no subject)

[bunnywuv.livejournal.com]

( Private )

( Tohru )

(no subject)

[street-brawl.livejournal.com]

Godammit!

{dictated loud thunking sounds of punches and eventually a sickening crunching sound}

{an angry growl}

Fuck it all.

(no subject)

[flarefist.livejournal.com]

.... right. So.

I've done my reading and figured out a few things. Place is Paradisa, food is free, etc. etc. etc.

What I want to know is, is there anybody here by the names of either Sonic or Miles? The latter normally goes by Tails.

There has to be someone here, if I'm sensing one of the Emeralds. [gone~]

... being a human is really weird feeling. At least I still have all my equipment, but I don't think I'll be gliding anymore... damn.

(no subject)

[ichigekihisatsu.livejournal.com]

{dictated}


{the sound of pages flipping}

Strange ... but I've seen stranger.



Alright, I won't waste anyone's time with stupid questions - just need to know if anyone's seen a boy named Elwood, a guy named Smith, or a woman named Wolfina.

&01;

[rebornblood.livejournal.com]

Uwaaaa, a huge castle… And so many people inside, especially in this funny place here! And this book just sitting all alone… I think I’ll keep it and take care of it while waiting for its owner.

…Wait, what are they doing to the wall?! Hey, why can they color on the wall and not me? Adults can color on walls but kids can’t? What if I’m a really good artist, too? Haaaaaa, Anija’s always so mean to me; he should let me color on walls, too…

That’s it! I’m going to do some art on a wall that I can find, and then I’ll show everyone that I’m really good! Bears are my specialty! Yahooo!

[time lapses; many sounds of chalk or something like it later]

Making this drawing was lots of fun, but it’s not any fun without Anija or Mimi-chan to show… Mimi-chan would tell me that I’m a good artist, and Anija would say, “Kotarou, stop being a bother to the castle!” and then whap me on the head for misbehaving because he doesn’t like it when I misbehave!

I can’t feel Anija anywhere… I don’t want them to think that I ran away because I didn’t, I found myself here!

[a gasp] Oh no! What if those stories about people are true?! What if… What if I… I sleep walk?!

And… Bow Wow Kyo…!

(no subject)

[smiling-dark.livejournal.com]

{a ping as something metal is flicked into the air}

Something had to give at some point, huh? Sucks for most of the people here..... Might be easier for me. I already thought things out.... Yep, doesn't really hurt me to forget them at all.

Still... {another pinging sound}

Gotta wonder why I wrote his name on this thing. {quiet almost but not quite sad sounding chuckle}

(no subject)

[lawlafarig.livejournal.com]

[recorded: talking,  page flipping  and pacing around the room]

Interesting. All but one of my Pokemon seem to be missing, this journal recording what I say, I'm obviously no longer in Sinnoh and I'm not the only one lost here. So this makes me ask these particular questions...

Where am I, how did I get here, where are the rest of my Pokemon and does this place have a library?

(no subject)

[punchuout.livejournal.com]

{written neatly at the top}

~Tifa Lockhart~

Now lets see....

Vincent, Cid, Reeve, Red Xlll, Aeris, and Cloud...Did I get them all right?

After my long journey here, I hope you'll all be willing to give me a proper hello. It's pretty strange to go to sleep in your own bed and wake up somewhere else. But looking through a couple pages, that wasn't the only strange thing that happened here in this place called Paradisa recently, was it?

Oh, poking Turk, you still need to let me thank you in some way. If you don't want to go out with drinks for me, let me know so I can think of something else you'd actually like.

(no subject)

[dragonakira.livejournal.com]

Okay, first of all, about yesterday, sorry about the embarrassing outburst. I think I had a moment of what you people call emo or something. I don't remember what it was over anyways, so, sorry. It'd be really nice if we could just forget all about that.

Secondly, to all the new people here, welcome. It's terrible place, but it has it's charms.

Lastly, for those who are want some, I made a few plates of ohagi. For those who don't know what it is, it's like a rice ball, except it's covered in sweet red bean paste. Trust me it's good. I may not be the best cook here, but I'm competent.

(no subject)

[finalmessenger.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm Nagisa Kaworu, but you can call me Kaworu. ♥

It's a pleasure to meet you and I hope we can all be friends.


A few questions also: does the phrase Second Impact mean anything to you?

And if so, do the phrases Angels, Tokyo-3, Evangelion, Lilith, Adam, NERV, SEELE, or Instrumentality mean anything? If so and you are from the year 2015 or past that, can you tell me if Third Impact has occurred?

Lastly, this is a question for all residents, but does anyone know an Ikari Shinji?

(no subject)

[manju-bun.livejournal.com]

There's so many new people coming in!

It's really fun~

Mokona is reading all the new entries, looking to see if anyone familiar finally showed up.

Has anyone else found a friend?

Strike One

[whippedperfect.livejournal.com]

[Written in a neat, itemized list]

Kidnapped? Most likely.

Where? Not Germany.

Was on a plane, fell asleep, woke up here.

Drugged? Support from the airline?

Why?

Revenge?

Perhaps. A convicted criminal, if that's the case.

Mine? Miles Edgeworth's? Father's?


The door isn't locked. Many rooms. Hotel?

But there are names on the doors. Apartments?


Kidnapper is a foolish foolhardy fool for not locking the door. Reason? No clues so far.

Whip was taken. Also, Phoenix Wright's evidence I had is gone.

I'll be sure to see who ever burn for this.


Need more evidence.

And perhaps food.


Musts:

1. Find a weapon, just in case.
2. Explore the outside
3. Find a kitchen.

[A long pause as she reads what she's written, then a transcribed sigh, and the sound of Franziska standing up]

Ridiculous...

(no subject)

[crimson-swords.livejournal.com]

( Private; )

(no subject)

[red-are-roses.livejournal.com]

{ written in a scratchy sort of handwriting }

This is no woods, but beasts don't always need trees to hide behind.

My ax is not a toy for little girls and boys to play with. They should give it back before someone gets hurt.

One

[dark-catcher.livejournal.com]

Interesting castle and inhabitants, all of them seem very unique.
I can’t say I’m looking forward to the stay however.
The journal system is…unusual; obviously they’re imbued with some type of magic.
[transcribed flipping of MANY pages]
…how nice, Dark wanted to know if I was here. Well he’s about to find out now seeing as he’s so interested.

(no subject)

[isgod.livejournal.com]

Salutations Isshin,

Forgive my writing this as a letter, but I feel like it is polite to do so given that we've never met before. I go by Kharl and if you missed my introduction of before, I was a doctor's assistant in the world that I came from.

Lucius was kind enough to accept my services as a healer -- which I am ever so grateful for. Any sort of stability that can be given to me is more than appreciated. But, the reason for writing this is that I heard that there was some survey with a mentioning of species on it.

I'm quite curious about that for reference and hopefully being able to perfect my abilities to tend to those that will enter the clinic. 'Course, perhaps, that is putting too much faith in them. But not enough faith and people die, am I right? But, I digress from my point (yet again) of if you would be so kind as to point me in the direction of this list, that would be wonderful~

I do hope that I'm not stepping out of bounds with my asking, by the way.

I wish to do my best while I am here, after all~

Sincerely,
Kharl, the doctor's assistant. ♥

Dear New Residents,

[takecareofhim.livejournal.com]

-love,

Mokona & Fay


Ps.

Be sure to come have a nice dinner down at the Lux, after you're completely settled! ♥

1

[xthchance.livejournal.com]

[recorded; the sounds of someone moving around, then the crackle of a walkie-talkie]

This is Daniel, do you read? [silence] Sam? Cameron? Teal'c! Vala! ... Someone?

[a sigh]

Looks like I'm not in Colorado Springs anymore.

[transcribed door opening and closing

some time later the door opens/closes again, the journal is picked up and, after about ten minutes, written in]

- Paradisa
- Kitchen on first floor
- Name on door (this was planned?)
- Twenty-six floors
- No sign of SG-1

So ... I write in this thing and I'm written back to, right? Sounds simple enough. [muttered: "Ignoring the sound of logic breaking, of course."]

My name is Daniel Jackson, I'm from Colorado - Earth - and I think I might've arrived here by accident despite my name being on the door. Can I speak to the person in charge here? This is sort of urgent.

... Really urgent, actually. Thank you.

[page-flipping]

Outside

[beasts-king.livejournal.com]

[transcribed, thoughtful]
Oh, is that so? Thank you, my friend.

[written]

That would explain how I got out of the Limitless Fortress. Guess that snake-bastard will have to find his own way through.

This journal looks like it'll come in handy. I think I'll keep it close by.

(no subject)

[andkeepsmiling.livejournal.com]

( [Private] )

(no subject)

[beautiflyfour.livejournal.com]

[transcribed sniffling]

...not fair... They were my loss all along...

(no subject)

[solarvampire.livejournal.com]

If there's a vampire among the new arrivals, I'll...

I'll...

[trail of false starts, all crossed out]

...

[transcribed sigh]

Nevermind.

(no subject)

[sadalfas.livejournal.com]

[attempt to disguise his handwriting]

Ugh, shut up. No one cares. Keep your whining to yourselves.

[transcribed sound of the journal being slammed shut]

→ entry one

[throughwalls.livejournal.com]

[dictated] Okay, definitely not in the X-mansion anymore. And I'm pretty sure I didn't sleepwalk into the Danger Room. Not that we have a simulation of a...

[transcribed footsteps, to and from the window] ..castle. But I've got a book that's writing down everything I say and welcoming me to Paradisa. So it can't be a simulation, we never get toys this cool in training. [a laugh] It seems like the sort of thing that the Professor would like, though--

That's right, I've got to get back to school, people are probably worried about me! It's called the Xavier Institute, it's been in the news a lot lately.. somebody here must have heard about it, right?

~1

[kel-of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

[transcribed footsteps, the door opening and closing, the soft sound of pages flipping, and then a long pause; written very slowly in a crisp script]

I understand that this is Paradisa, and that no one knows why we are here. Can anyone tell me where this is in relation to Tortall? Or if anyone has heard of King Jonathan, Alanna the Lioness, or the Yamani Kingdom?

(no subject)

[seeyoucowboy.livejournal.com]

... there's a naked blue lady between me and my lunch.

Welcome to Paradisa.

(no subject)

[bugging-out.livejournal.com]

[recorded sound of what must be thousands of little bug feet tromping all over the journal page. they all take flight quite suddenly with a cacophony of insect-y "bzzzzz"ing before neat, unhurried writing starts.]

I am to understand that I have come to a place called "Paradisa." I am aware of the location of the kitchen and the library, however...

I do not know how this journal works; there is not a trace of chakra in it.

(no subject)

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

{recorded, sound of the journal dropping on the ground and flipping open, followed by some very calm-sounding talking in a younger-sounding version of Itachi's voice}

How ...

... What is going on? Where am I?


{ooc: To clarify -- Itachi's had his loss switched after he came back from the dead. He is now 15, and knows nothing of this 'clan murder' business you speak of. ;D He has murdered Shisui, though, so he still has Mangekyou. On the bright side, he'll be a little more polite and less likely to use it on you. ♥ Enjoy? XD}

\\ 019 \\

[go-speedle-go.livejournal.com]

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in...

Looks like hell-hole Paradisa has opened its gates again. What wonderful joy. Nice to have another influx of residents to join us all. Not.

Have fun, try not to go insane.

Speed Racer \\ Speed, Ruby

[go-speedle-go.livejournal.com]

Who: Speed and Ruby
What: Hanging out in the yesIknowitsdesertedthatsthepoint! town; motorcycle racing... sorta.
When: Like, now. (or yesterday afternoon, either works)
Where: The town
Rating: PG-13, just in case of foul language

( Vroom, Vroom )

(no subject)

[theyre-clumps.livejournal.com]

WELCOME~!!! ♥♥

Hehe. This again. It kinda sucks here, but you get used to it.

Oh yeah, almost forgot.

PLEASE DO NOT ANGER THE SPIRITS. ♥♥♥♥♥

( Anyone )

(no subject)

[waveguided.livejournal.com]

[recorded in a scrawl by telepathy]

This is not the castle I serve. Where is he? Where is Sir Aaron?!

I need answers, now.

..1

[gay-robot.livejournal.com]

[the book is slammed open; dictated, obviously angry]

Alright, what the hell is going on around here? First off, Blue Base does not have beds this comfortable, and if it does, I feel seriously cheated. Second off, where the hell is everyone? Third off, didn't Caboose just fucking kill me? Again? Maybe he did it right this time, but if this is the afterlife, I am going to be really fucking pissed off.

→ 1

[lolimonfire.livejournal.com]

[assuming the journal just materializes with him 8D // transcribed noise of someone flying downward, and crashing into the ground, all with yelling, until it suddenly comes to complete silence]


...


[dictated]

O…kay. I so do NOT remember taking my suit off, OR carrying some little diary around. [fanning through pages before he plops it down] So here’s the thing. I either hit my head really hard, or I actually am in some over-the-rainbow princess land...naked. [slight laugh of disbelief] I'm naked!

[shouted] Little help here?!

(no subject)

[turkishgoonie.livejournal.com]

[transcribed yawn, followed by sheets rustling, a few footsteps, and a pause]

[dictated]

Waitasecond. This is not my apartment. Where in the hell am I, and how did I get here?

[thumps as Elena runs to the door, sound of the door opening]

Lovely. A brand new room with my name written on it. Isn't that special.

[the door is slammed closed, and she starts walking around the room, muttering to herself while she investigates]

Closet, filled with my uniforms and street clothes. Dresser, bed, nightstand.

[she opens up the nightstand's drawer]

Wha? YES! MY .22! Awwww-RIGHT! Ahahaha! That makes my day a little better, right there!

[cheerful humming as she continues looking around, but the humming stops as she notices the journal]

What the... What is this? Huh? Oh, you are so not writing down everything I say. Stop that! I said stop!

[transcribed sound of the journal slamming shut; after a few moments, she opens it back up again and starts flipping through the most recent pages]

[written]

Ah, anybody here from a planet named Gaia? Know of a company named Shinra? Know of an organization called the Turks? Because I would totally appreciate it if one of the guys was here and would be able to tell me what the hell is going on.

001

[poisonously.livejournal.com]

[transcribed sound of pages flipping; a soft "hmf", then a long, long silence]


.. I see. So they call this place Paradisa. A castle that will have stolen something precious..

[low, derisive laughter]

How fitting.



There seems to be a rather large number of people in this place, so it can't possibly hurt to ask. I am looking for a few people. Some of them will claim to belong to a certain Organization.

But they are less important to me than a young girl. She calls herself Namine.

I would like to speak with her.

(no subject)

[cryingnight.livejournal.com]

( To All Resident Vampires [Viewable to Balthazar] )

( Gabriel )

(no subject)

[somanyofme.livejournal.com]

[Transcribed sound of the pages being turned]

Naked people. Strange Castle. Guess I'm not back in prison.

[Thread] Crystals!

[paranoidstork.livejournal.com]

Who: Stork and Speedle!
What: Looking at Stork's crystals ;D *shot*
When: After this thread!
Where: Library
Rating: PG, prolly.

( So, so lost.... )

Log .01

[ionlybreak.livejournal.com]

[Dictated;]

Visual and auditory sensors cannot match this location to known areas. Communication with the Vatican is offline. Perimeter has been secured, no sign of Father Nightroad or Sister Blanchett was found.

...

Rewrite residential tactical program to search mode. Primary objective; locate Father Abel Nightroad and Sister Esther Blanchett. Secondary objectives; reestablish communication with Vatican, investigate possible Methuselah involvement.

...

[Written;]

I request information regarding the nature of this place.

(no subject)

[xr0guex.livejournal.com]

More new people.

Thought I saw a naked guy on fire, but then I ran into a wall becuase I wasn't paying attention [ahem] Wouldn't surprise me weird new people. I think new mutants have arrived too. [sigh]

( Private )

(no subject)

[ex-supersigh987.livejournal.com]

This is strange. There are many people here, but not much chakra, unless something's blocking me from seeing it. It doesn't appear to be genjutsu. I'm not sure whether this book is an archaic or highly advanced method of communication.

Before this place appeared around me, I was talking to three people, and already I can't remember who they were.

(no subject)

[warprincehomura.livejournal.com]

More people coming yet again and the "balance" has been partially restored it seems.

More people running around without their clothes on. It shouldn't amuse me so much. Must be my age.

[Chuckles]

Still it's more lively here, even though the previous ten days should have been the more joyful ones.

Just as I've suspected: Happiness cannot be felt without adversity.

(no subject)

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Um...not to change the subject but..... since when does Paradisa have cops?

(no subject)

[flame-striker.livejournal.com]

[dictated, in a half-amused, half-interested tone of voice]

Well, this place certainly is interesting. Journals that communicate, vampires, and tons of other crazy shit. I ain’t seen anything like it, even in the New World.

Ha. Well, let me introduce myself! Don’t wanna be rude, after all. My name’s Ace. Portgas D. Ace. I’m a pirate, in case you were wondering. Just thought I’d get that out in the open.

I’m glad to meet all of you. Hope we can-

[a few  moments of silence follow, then a dictated snore]

...Ah! Sorry, fell asleep for a moment there.

[a few moments of silence]

Where was I?

..Oh! I know!

Anybody know a good place to find some booze?

(no subject)

[scarred-dark.livejournal.com]

{ scribbled in rather messy handwriting }

Dark is growing the wings again (that's bad).

Where is he going to fly now?

Can't fly. Locked up. Nowhere to go.

Protect the little brother.

Keep Nadia safe.

Stay locked away and don't hurt anyone.

The R-U-L-E-S.

Meet to Introduce \\ Speed, Kitty, Ruby

[go-speedle-go.livejournal.com]

Who: Speed, Kitty, and Ruby (reserve order? lawl.)
What: Meeting up and introducing and stuff
When: Tomorrow morning
Where: The kitchen
Rating: PG-13, just in case

( Let's meet the giant pink dragon, shall we? )

(no subject)

[valourous.livejournal.com]

He's being... nice. Different. But kind of a relief.

Whatever.

New people. Fun times. Welcome to Paradisa, though I'm pretty sure that's been done already.

.I.

[volucris-viera.livejournal.com]

This solitude...far different from that away of the Wood.

This place..

(Soft movement, several pages turning.)

...?

A sinister sort of magicks, one of which I am unfamiliar.

(A long silence, and it is determined that private thoughts cannot be transcribed, with some relief. She dictates,)

I am called Fran, Viera by blood, but thereafter hailing from the skies above Ivalice. Tell me, people of the book, how is it that we are?


And what is this emptiness my soul cries...?

(Strikeouts are quickly scribbled over unspoken words. Reader and unintended author, unsettled, closes the book somewhat hastily, only to return later on after exploring the room itself.)

[Entry 039]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Hey! All pyrokinetics, fire "benders", fire-elements, people made of fire, people who turn into fire, people who generate fire, people who just really, really like fire...

We should throw a party or someshit. Because we're awesome. And because there are a whole bunch of new ones and I haven't met them yet, and that's just not cool.

Disclaimer: Above invitation does not apply to the lame ones. You know who you are.

(no subject)

[fred-notgeorge.livejournal.com]

[pageflipping, dictated with British accent]

What the--?

Come up with a new trick, why don't you?

INCENDIO!

[cue burnination of page]

(no subject)

[asobu-ka.livejournal.com]

green jello.....

[added later]
Kadaj! we should make jello [scribbled =3]

[ooc: he's talking about jenova jello XD]]

::075::

[h-townshend.livejournal.com]

Happy twentieth, Crowley. 

♥

two bullets

[smokinbarrels.livejournal.com]

Wolfina~

Since it's our first proper night in the castle and all, Gamma and I were really hoping you wouldn't mind using some of the ingredients in the kitchen and making us something to eat~ ♪

And just think - There's, as yet, no Elwood to make fun of you, either!

[Filter; Wolfina]

Also, these Filters are certainly handy.

One of us is going to have to teach Gamma.

(no subject)

[george-notfred.livejournal.com]

[recorded in a pronounced British accent]

What the bloody--?!

...George? Fred? Where...

Split us up, did they? Bloody hell....

[footsteps]

A book? Writing...on its own...just like Ginny's diary....

It can't be--

[a soft rustling sound]

REDUCTO!

[the page bursts into tiny scraps of demolished paper]

\\ 005 \\

[z-red-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, goody. More insane for the asylum. [all but readable]

(no subject)

[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

Good morning evening day, everyone~! It would seem we've gotten quite the new influx of arrivals of late~ Paradisa seems to be quite busy lately. Always nice to be busy, I suppose. It keeps one away from trouble. ♥

I hope those new to the castle haven't found their stay too inhospitable as of yet. The castle, like most things in life, has it's ups and downs. Much like a circle! ○ ○ ○ ○ ○

Although you all do talk to yourselves a great deal when you think no one is listening. It's quite silly to talk without an ear to hear, if I might be so bold as to say.

Many of you may be wondering, "Who is this man, and why is this place full of loons?" I don't know why you would think the castle is full of exotic birds, so I cannot answer the second question, though I am greatly saddened to have to admit it. However, I can certainly answer the first~!

I have no name that I can recall, but I am a hatter. The only hatter in Paradisa and the lands around, I believe, and so I suppose that would make me The Hatter. And some call me Mad. So, the Mad Hatter, at your service.

If you wish to use me in a bibliography, it would be 'Hatter, the Mad.'

Welcome to Paradisa. ♥

{ he starts humming the tune to "twinkle-twinkle little star", but eventually he adds words which go: }

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat~!
How I wonder what you're at~
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky...!

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[jasjasroulette.livejournal.com]

{ Transcribed Entry }



{ Squeaking sound, followed by a few coughs }

D... Debi...?



Oh good, you finally woke up. I though I was going to have to take you out back and shoot you to end your suffering soon.

{ Sound of a lighter being clicked open }



... ow. Jasdero is hurting...

{{ooc; Red font is Tiki. Black is Jasdero-chan. <3 }}

(no subject)

[thefuturemaker.livejournal.com]

[transcribed footsteps and flipping pages, then an abrupt pause, and a shuffling noise.  Another pause, more shuffling.]

It appears that we're after the same thing.

So it does.

[a slight pause, and then the sound of someone being shoved out of the way and the journal being snatched up; frantic shuffling]

Hey, you get back here!

[rapid footsteps, then a loud rip, then the sound of two people falling down the stairs.  A long pause.]

You're heavy.  Get off.



[ooc: blue is Ishida; black is Sephiroth.]

(no subject)

[percipience.livejournal.com]

...and now a Lamborghini.... Either I died, Lex is around here somewhere, or this place has just found a new way to taunt me.

(no subject)

[toil-an-trouble.livejournal.com]

What's this then? A castle is it?
[a short pause and the sound of footsteps around her room]
A BIG sodding castle at that. Likely bigger'n Hogwarts! Never thought I'd find myself in another of these.... or I s'pose I should say a DIFFERENT one of these... a little....clean for my liking.
And lookit that! Book's writing in itself without a quill. An' to think I wanted one of those quills operated by my voice. This'd be much more practical wouldn't it then?
[pages flipping and a pause]
Oh.... what....What IS thi---

[More page turns]

Paradisa?

(no subject)

[questionsof.livejournal.com]

Nine months or more of holes and incomplete memories.

Things are taken from us again, and a new flood of people are trapped here.

Ghosts and townspeople still missing.

[a transcribed sigh and the sound of a pen being dropped on the paper, the rest is recorded:]

... there has to be something...

[TWENTY-FIVE]

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

[one very long, exasperated sigh before the journal is slammed shut]

( [private -- added as an after thought] )

[Data Entry: 005]

[fantastiscience.livejournal.com]

The past week I was so close to getting us out of here. The test phases on inorganic objects were a success. Then I tried it on organics. It worked amazingly well.

Now I can't seem to reconfigure the device to allow human subjects. Agh, I have the numbers right here. I have the formulas in my head, but nothing seems to work.

What is wrong with me this place?

one♪

[wintersettles.livejournal.com]

Well.

It seems that being dead isn't bad, after all.  Really~ I did all those people a favor.

(no subject)

[galacticthief.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Ooh. Well. This is a new one. I've hallucinated before, certainly, but I don't believe this particular one has ever come up. [nervous laugh]

Normally when there's a castle involved, it's filled with treasure and-- [pause] this book is writing down every word I say, isn't it? Why's it doing that? Stop it. No, really, stop that.

...doesn't this thing have an 'off' switch?

[dictated]

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

[as usual, carrying around journal with stuffed animal]

[matter-of-fact, but obviously confused]

You don't have any clothes.

Why don't you?

(no subject)

[emphasaguardian.livejournal.com]

( Filtered Away From Kharl; Viewable By All Others )

I... Still don't really understand.

What is it I'm supposed to be doing here?

.:02:.

[sixthapprentice.livejournal.com]

Well, thus far, things have proved interesting. I've learned of 'nobodies' and their so called numbers...along with the fact that Even and Xehanort are indeed here, along with the nobody of Elaeus.

That aside, I have also made at least one, perhaps two friends already, and have grown a serious distaste for my nobody, who I've never even met, and likely won't.

Either way, Ruby, Demyx, I thank you for your information. And Lana? I actually did enjoy that pasta and really disbelieve in any idea of you being a poor cook.

Anyway, I've become at least settled enough for the time being, though there is still so much to uncover...so much to study. In fact, I think that, soon, I will be making my way towards the library in order to gather enough books to keep myself occupied for the time being.

I only wonder what other interesting beings are inside this castle...

Log .02

[ionlybreak.livejournal.com]

I have been informed that there may be vampires on the premises.

I request information on their numbers, movements, and identities.

&02;

[rebornblood.livejournal.com]

Zelman-san is here! He's really really really really here! I thought I was going to be alone the whoooole time in this castle, but Zelman-san is here with me! He took me on a tour and then we went to eat, and there was ramen and cake and ice cream and candy... Anija better be proud of me when I tell him that I did my best to watch myself! Next time he'll pat me on the head and go, "Good boy, you're so grown up now!"

Or that's what I want him to say to me. I don't think he actually will, though. So mean, Anija, so so mean...

I made new friends, though~! A man who says he can turn into fire (Torch-san) and a dragon person (Kharl-san). They're very nice; Torch-san's going to show me how he does his fire powers, and he said he could fly~! So cool!

Ah! That's right! There's a lot of talk about other vampires, like that person that called himself Dracula~. I've never heard of Dracula-san, though, but I guess other people have. And I found out that there are some people here that don't like vampires, and that's sad. That's... That's like saying all apples are sour! Because not all vampires are bad, just some!

I can't talk to Anija at all, and I can almost always feel him! We must be really far apart... Anijaaa, where are you? It's nice to see Zelman-san again, but I want you! Waa... Anijaaaaaa... And I don't know where Bow Wow Kyo went...

Zelman-san, I think... I- I think there are people from the bad bloodline here! Kowloon Children! Dracula-san is kind of scary, but he said that I could ask him for help. I'm not sure I want to, though...


{ooc; is he cute enough for you people yet? yes he talks a lot, he's very excited c: und yes, you are witnessing a vampire being afraid of another.}

(no subject)

[colossalwonder.livejournal.com]

[sound of quickly flipped pages and then one of disgust. following transcribed:]

Does anyone know of a being called Dormin? [faintly scratched through as an afterthought]

It's certain there is no way to return?