jukebox selection C01 - Damien Rice Accidental Babies

[huntersdaughter]

( Jo's Apartment|Writing a Letter - Filter )

[the pen stops short because she heard a noise]

[small quiet voice comes from behind her:] Mommy... I can't sleep.

[there's a stunned look on Jo's face as she puts the journal and the letter she was writing aside]

Huh?

[the little girl just moves across the room, climbing onto her lap]

Huh??

[she picks up the letter she was writing Sam and tears the page out, starting over completely, with just a filter]

( Sam Winchester )

Rebel 01

[drivesaniisan.livejournal.com]

[A journal was laying curiously open with no one tending to it out on the floor of the lobby. At least, presumably no one, though it wouldn't be hard to figure out that it belonged to the blonde individual that was laying on his back on the floor, and looking rather disoriented.

Was he unconscious? No, he was wide awake, but he looked pretty well roughed up. Bits of his uniform were torn as he layed there, in a slight state of confusion. He reached to his side, his hand resting on the sheathe of his sword. He was relieved that Yukianesa was still there, but he was still disoriented; Until his thoughts pulled together again. He remembered he had leapt into the Cauldron after the bitch that tried to steal his brother, but now this place...?

Getting his strength back, he manages to sit up with a gasp, but now he looks far from happy. Jin looks around and growls, the journal catching all of it.]

Where... the hell am I!?

Where... is he!? Brother..! 

Ragna!

[ooc: responses may be slow, approach the Jin at your own risk. :>]

(no subject)

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

What... Oh no no no no. That- Worse loss ever!

( Q )

((LOSS FINALLY OVER. And he'll be... Filtering to other people he met during the loss tomorrow. ♥ ))

fifty-third

[lifeandliesof.livejournal.com]

[ Albus is writing away on a piece of parchment at his desk. he's pretty engrossed in what he's doing, so he doesn't quite notice the sudden appearance of a door across the room. a little while later, however, shuffling noises catch his attention, and he looks down. Dro is awake, and he's looking at the door, making a quiet rumble ]

Dro? What is... ah.

[ he joins Dro in looking at the door. he's pretty sure what this mean, but to be sure, he flips open the journal browses for a quick minute.... yep.

the babies are back.

aaaaaand yeah, he's hurrying over to the door with his journal, now. as expected, it's a child's room, furnished with a small bed, and Kendra, at least a year older than she was the last time he saw her, is sitting up in it, yawning, and rubbing her eyes ]

Papa, I'm hungry.

[ he stares at her, and then smiles, walking over to pick her up. he missed her, okay. ): his voice only shakes a little ]

Well, we can't have that, can we?

[ ooc; feel free to hear him being sentimental :x ]

026 - Hassan's Gifts

[cantsinganote.livejournal.com]

( private )

Bloody hell. What is it about Saracens?


[He glances over and realises his book's open before picking it up.]

[Five]

Mate...do you wanna go get a pint or summat? I could do with a chat.

[/Five]

⩪ 00:05

[deminuit.livejournal.com]

[ the Midnighter is used to sleeping next to a warm body at home, but in Paradisa? not so much. so when he shifts in sleep and feels another presence next to him... it's pretty much reflex to roll over, and grab said person by the throat, because, you know. what the hell, and all. growled ]

Who the fuck are you?

Dictated

[visionofwords.livejournal.com]

.... It's gone now.

...

But you still have to ask permission to go in the woods.

[And lo and behold, the forest is now clear once more, and bright and shiny and happy and not totally full of pricker bushes, creeping vines or cheeky tree roots]

[ Dictated ] Someone figured out the journal.

[exogenerate.livejournal.com]

HEY! Any of you guys know where I can find a boring-looking guy with green hair, a soft-spoken guy with blond hair, and a crazy psycho girl with a coffee can on her head? I'm kinda lookin' for 'em, you see... think I mighta lost them back on the other side of that looooooong light tunnel before I wound up here, in the land of Oz. Hahaha!

So when do I get to meet the Wicked Witch?

[ stomach growls ] No, no, wait, wait... before that, can someone tell me where the nearest restaurant is? I'm... well, my stomach's kind of eating itself alive at the moment. If I don't get food this instant, I think I'm gonna die...

Forget everything I asked. Where's the food?

.015

[dryrots.livejournal.com]

( private )

( pharos )

Well that was a nice rest. Anything happen while I wasn't paying attention?

♫ 11 - oh sweet child of mine...

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[there was a soft noise that was trying to cut through the fog in Lindsey's brain as he started to open his eyes... to a pink bedroom. No... those were pink post-it notes that covered the area of wall he woke up staring at. He leaned closer and then blinked as he read a few of them, then quickly turned over as he felt a cool body shift in the blankets next to him.

Oh hi, Harmony...

Yeah, this was not wrong at all. Lindsey didn't even remember going home with her, or even seeing her on his path back from the library last night. He was pretty sure he had fallen asleep in his own bed.

Quietly, he started to slide out of bed, seeing that yes he was still in his boxers and t-shirt. That was a bit of a relief. Not that he didn't like Harmony, but they were friends and friends aren't supposed to have sex together unless they planned it and remembered it. As he stood up, his eyes took in the rest of the room with raised eyebrows.]

... wow, there were a lot of unicorns in this room.

[his eyes noticed something else in the room. A tiny crib with blue bedding. And the soft noise that had woken him up was starting to get a bit louder. Curiosity got the better of him and he walked over to look in the crib and a pair of bright blue eyes stared back at him. The baby gurgled and held it's chubby little hands up at Lindsey.]

This... ain't good at all...

® .079. maybe baby

[banished_dame]

[she woke up on the floor and the only reason she woke up was that there was a little finger poking her forehead]

You 'wake yet?

[Rose got 'wake' really quickly, glancing around the room she was in with a curious eye... this was her room, in the TARDIS, and it was WRONG. The dresser was on the other side, there was all sort of things put up instead of just lying about... not that she wouldn't have minded the Doctor cleaning, but she didn't think he'd... exhaling, she puts the argument aside and reaches for her already open journal]

[Doctor (11)]

Doctor? [stands up and takes the little girls hand] Come on, we've got to find him. Figure out who you are.

[there's an eyeroll from the little girl] Oh. Okay, Mum.

[Rose stops short in her steps, then continues walking out into the hall of a very different TARDIS, plus she's no clue where she is...]

Doctor! [said into the journal and out into the hall] I don't know how I ended up in the TARDIS or what happened to her, but I'm completely lost, and I've got this little girl who seems to be part of some castle shenanigans. [the little girl giggles at the word shenanigans]

I'd love to discuss this with you, but I'm lost. I repeat... I'm lost.

[turns to the little girl] 'Less you know how to get to the console room?

[she nods and begins to lead Rose through the maze of very new hallways]

⇒ 23

[whatialways_do]

[First problem was that Max woke up. She didn't sleep so waking up back in her room suddenly? Problem. Not a totally bad problem though because Dean was next to her, which wasn't an unpleasant thing to wake up to. He was still asleep -- though still not bad because Max? Totally cool with the cuddling.

Second problem was that Zack was making very put upon noises, followed by -- little girl giggles?

Pushing herself up, there was a tiny girl sitting on the floor at the foot of her bed, trying to get a solid hold on the kitten, and both of them were ... purring like crazy. It wasn't a little that Max recognized from home, but ... she knew a baby X5 when she saw it.]

Huh?

[the little girl looked up, and then there was a wide smile]

Mommy, you're awake!

[And then in the span of a second, the little girl is up on the bed, throwing her arms around her mother's neck and Max got a noseful of scent that included hers and the man sleeping next to her. What the ... ]

Huh?

Is Daddy gonna be up soon?

... I dunno.

[but the little girl is already crawling off her lap and over to Dean, leaning on his shoulder and whispering softly]

Daaaaaaaddy.

Tri Deg - Gethin Jones

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

Gethin!

[Ianto's voice and laugh can be heard across the journals as the sound of three year old running footsteps stumble and a little boy launches himself at his father.]

Tad! Tad!

[Ianto hasn't seen the little boy since last year and kisses his mocha cheek, before tugging a little on an afro curl.

The little boy babbles happily in a welsh accent talking about dinosaurs and Myfanwy whilst questing fingers rummage in his father's pocket. The hands looking for the chocolate that is normally kept for the pteradon.

Ianto soon puts a stop to that.]

Ah, ah, not until after your dinner.

Entrée de Journal Trente et Un: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

[There's a sudden bump, a stunned silence followed by a high pitched wail. Draco sits up with a start giving a scream himself and searches frantically around before peering over the edge of the bed.

There lying on the floor curling up and crying is an 18 month old, very blond, chubby cheeked little boy who had evidently just fallen off the bed. That is if the imitation of Rudolf's nose was anything to go by. ]

Bloody Nora, what...

what?

[Draco rears back a bit as the little boy reaches up for his papa. He stares horrified into devastated grey eyes before succumbing and awkwardly patting the little boy on the head]

Umm, there there?

(no subject)

[cloakand_danger]

[Something is not right. Ever since Ken's "nightmare", Raine had been sleeping uneasily. It takes a moment for her to identify, but...well, that ball of Lightning-flavored mana might be a clue. She snaps her fingers and the Ampharos lamp comes on, illuminating her room. She speaks to the sleeping figure.]

I see you've decided to return from the forest, Yuan.

[Yuan makes a grumpy noise and burrows his face into the pillow. It doesn't feel like late enough in the morning for the sun to be that bright.

He's too sleepy to have registered the presence of a voice yet, or what that must mean.]

( cut to save friends lists )



008 Kitten Soldier

[lovablex5rogue.livejournal.com]

[His mind had been on the letter since the night before, hell... he'd even had trouble sleeping. It wasn't about them and he didn't quite understand that. Ordinaries were hard as hell to understand and he didn't much like that. When he does manage to get to sleep, he's woke up by someone or something crawling over him]

What the...

[Opening his eyes, he blinks a bit staring at the little boy with his own hazel eyes staring right at him]

Anyone out there lose a kid or something?

[Though it was the... no way, that was just not right...]

:001

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ everything is quiet in the mansion of... everyone's favorite assholish vampire...

well everything was until a string of very loud curses came from one of many bathrooms, along the sound of a shattering mirror and a heavy thud. ouch someone just hit the door, that has got to hurt.

who is this new arrival?

oh it's just dante, you know that guy who caused zelman's bitchfit ]

Jesus--ow! Where the fuck is the light? [ yes, the light in the bathroom is off, so this is dante... trying to find the light switch so he can escape this god damn room ]


( ooc; feel free to hear this over the journal guys... he is kinda loud, NO ONE SLEEPS WHILE HE SUFFERS )

(no subject)

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

You... Billie... there's no...

Papa Wolf! [cuuuuuue paniced hyperventilating. Del got a baby.

Why did Del get their baby? Del can't take care of a baby. Gonna sit on the floor now.]

Episode 27

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

[Peter comes into his room after a shift at the clinic and is surprise-attacked by a little blonde girl]

Daddy!!!!

..Huh? [stares at this girl] I think you're confused, little one.

[giggle] Daddy, you're so funny.

Eeii. Eevee. [seems to know the girl]

Parker~~! Daddy, where's Papa and Bob?

...Ummm.

[ooc: poor Peter~ the pink is his daughter Mary, who came last year when he was paired with Adam]

our kid will eat yours

[onehorned.livejournal.com]

[ the last thing she expected to see when she woke up was someone next to her! hey now, she didn't sneak into Ryou's room last night. more importantly, this wasn't her room. she groggily sits up and leans to peer over at this new person.

wait, they weren't new, she knew this person even if it was only vaguely ]

Eishi..

[ she doesn't sound too bothered by the intrusion but it's the next thing she finds that surprises her. a child? i want my baby back, baby back, baby back riiibs rather than cry, the child (who is watching them from the end of the bed) just stares right back up at her as if it's the most natural thing in the world to do. .. until the kid tries to walk around, trips and ends up falling on her face ]

A child? Ah, it fell..

14th [Babby time]

[jushinkan.livejournal.com]

[... Funny. He didn't recall getting into bed. He distinctly recalled swearing to never even pretend to sleep for the next thousand years, actually. He should not be opening his eyes right now, he should be carefully rearranging the hallway into a complex Rube Goldberg trap, actually.

...

And this isn't even his room, what the hell man.

Deciding not to question too far into it, he begins to move and... oh snap he recognizes that emotional frequency.

Okay, no need to go too fast, right? Maybe he can just sneak into Abels pantry and see if he has any thin mints to spare or somethi-

... What the hell is he holding?]

[[ooc: Protip. It's a baby. Congratulations, Lilith!]]

Kendo Madness

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

Who: Ukitake, Shunsui and Draco
What: Kendo lessons
Where: Random room in the castle, the ghosts have been asked to turn into a dojo
When: Before the babies
Rating: PG

( Patience, young padawan )

(no subject)

[batfail.livejournal.com]

[Oblivious to whatever was going on in the rest of the castle, Stephanie was slowly waking up. She's not a morning person, so she usually just rolls around in her purple bedsheets for 20 minutes before actually starting her day.

But this time, something is different. After yawning, she rolls over to see...]

Wh--TERRY!? What the hell are you doing here!?

[she clutches her blankets to her chest, despite being fully clothed. Steph isn't aware there's another resident in the room yet, because she's too busy freaking out at the boy in her bed.]

[[ooc: Backdated to earlier, of course.]]

☀ 050

[apologeticangel.livejournal.com]

[the journal opens to the sound of... growling? Sorry Ash, a certain Arcanine does not know you, and is not at all pleased to see you magically sharing a bed with Colette. Hearing said growling Colette blearily wakes up and... kind of just stares]

Ah, Ash? [lasdkgh no time to be terribly confused, the sound of crying is coming from a mysterious new door, and without much time to think Colette hurries over to find... a two year old little girl. Happy to see her mom the crying stops, and general baby gurgling replaces it as the little girl raises her arms to be picked up....]

H-Hello! [yeeeeah, she'll just pick her up awkwardly and go back into the room where her pets are still staring you down Ash]

I'm so sorry to wake you up like this, but... um, why are you in my room? [aka, HELP ASH SHE'S SO CONFUSED]

room filter;

[firsttsurugi.livejournal.com]

( dream cut )

[waking up more calmer than he thought he would after a dream like that, Cloud looked up to the roof]

Saber...

[it was only a dream... right?] Mm? [he could hear something... crying? it was nothing like an older person however. shooting upright in bed, he looked around the room for the source. it didn't take him long to spot the crib in the corner of the room, in front of the memorial for the Buster Sword, flowers blooming around it. blinking, curious, he quietly slipped out of bed as he turned his head to the little room he had made for Saber. she'd likely wake up too. if she was even sleeping...

and then he remembered what he was dreaming about, and softly sighed, shaking his head as he made his way for the crib.

and there she was, a baby girl tossing and turning in her sheets as she quietly sobbed]

... uh. [whaddya know]

18 ... Our baby is cuter than yours!

[brdskllwarrior.livejournal.com]

[7 relaxes against the trunk of her bonsai in the library, piecing together a new spear using oddments she's picked up from around the castle. She looks up as movement catches her attention to see 6, but her smile quickly turns to a confused frown as she sees he's leading ... something ... someone ... she didn't recognize that she felt she should]

Hey! Who's this? [She stands and hops off the pot to greet them on the table proper, and giving a welcoming smile to the newcomer]

Um, t-this... Is... I found... In the room with all the books. On the back, um...

[6 looks down at the little stitchpunk, holding onto his hand like it's the natural thing to do. they both look rather unsurely at each other before 6 nudges the little one forward for 7 to see.]

( Cut for possible cute overdose )

[[ooc: This is 7 and This is 6! :) ]]

(no subject)

[rasenhadou.livejournal.com]

[Anyone with a journal open is going to be hearing the sound of wind chimes. And as pleasant as that noise is, it isn't going to stop for a good ten minutes or so. Long enough to wake Bakura up with a grunt]

Nng... stupid thing... wha -

[he freezes, silent for a few moments]

Oh, I knew it. Tche, idiot. This is disgusting.

[and he proceeds to kick Tyki out of his bed. What the hell, man.]

((Backdated to this morning))

(no subject)

[mystoryidontshare]

[The sound of crying startles her awake, there wasn't...]

Hello?

[There's silence a moment before the crying starts again]

Mommy!

[Had someone's child ended up in her room? Getting up, she looks over, noticing a door that hadn't been there before, and gives a frown, before going over opening it. Sitting up in bed, little arms raised was a little girl.

Moving over, she picks the child up]

Are you lost, little one?

No' lost, mommy. You found me.

I'm not...

[pause]

...What's going on here?



[ooc: Backdated before her conversation with Malfoy]

✚2

[turnonmycharm.livejournal.com]

[Hanna’s pretty new to this whole magic… castle thing… so when he first wakes up in a room he gets the feeling isn’t his, next to a woman he doesn’t recognize, he’s understandably confused. After leaning over her a moment, just to be sure she’s… yanno… really real, he hops out of bed to search for that constant zombie companion of his…]

[Except… he seems to be missing. What…]

Remington…? [No answer. He’ll keep looking. Keep looking, until he ends up back in the bedroom again, and it’s only now that he notices the extra door. He heads over and opens that and… squeaks, whipping around to face the stranger woman. This is definitely not his room, and now the toddler is starting to cry oh god oh god oh god what does he do now?!]

H-hey lady? Uhh… I think your baby’s upset about something!

(no subject)

[limitedrun.livejournal.com]

[This was one huge castle. Griffin had seen his fair share, liking to visit them in his homeland's countryside when he could. But he had never seen anything like this. After wandering for only God knows how long, he ended up in the Lobby.]

David? Roland? Someone better start talking to me right now or I'll tear this entire place down.

[Griffin tried Jumping back to the room where he came from, just to see if he could. No luck.]

Son of a bitch.

[He turned this way and that, trying to get his bearings. He was completely out of his element. Griffin hated that feeling. He spread his arms, gesturing towards the entire room.]

Alright, someone! Anyone! Someone speak the hell up, I'm getting tired of this crap.

Dear Mom

[supes]

( Private )

017

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[someone is a veeeeeery heavy sleeper. Heavy heavy. So when he wakes up, he won't even notice the gorgeous blonde chick in his bed with him until he stares at the ceiling, stretches, and stares at the gorgeous blonde chick for a long few seconds.]

[Of course, when it does hit, it's like a hit from a Hot Rod. Which means it hits several times and hard with no recoil bonus.]

AAAAUGH! [a very messy and loud thunking noise as he falls out of bed. Now wait 'till he sees the baby...]

(no subject)

[hail2dking.livejournal.com]

[Ash walks into the Lux, noting with relief that it's a much less formal place than he first thought. He heads for the bar, then notices the specials listed on the wall and decides to get a table instead.]

May as well see what's on the menu. I guess you seat yourself here.

[He takes a seat at a table between the bar and the wall, removes the chainsaw from his right wrist and sets it on the seat next to him. He balances the menu as best he can on the stump while flipping through it with his good hand.]

This place is all right. It'll be nice to have a drink without a cage match going on ten feet away.

[A thought occurs to him as he peruses the menu. He addresses the journal directly.]

Hey, book people. If the gin joints here don't use money, how are you supposed to tip?

[OOC: open for dictation or in-person]

|| { 85: simile } ||

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

[sleeping while in godmode is something Joshua isn't used to, but wakes he does. With a certain someone at his side... aha. He gets up, ignoring Riful at the moment, and walks over to the door.]

Celeste? Are you awake?

... Daddy always knocks. Knock, Daddy!

[Obediently, he attempts to... and finds that his knuckles can. Well.] I'm coming in.

⚜ 013. the joys of parenthood

[sinfully-pure.livejournal.com]

( Room filter )



023 bullets fired

[machineish.livejournal.com]

[Tres was doing his usual rounds outside the castle when he heard a muffled giggling behind him, turning to scan the vicinity he did something he had only ever done twice before in his existence.

He re-scanned data immediately, believing a complete malfunction.

The genetic code of this tiny girl matched both the Duchess Milan and the small trace DNA his own brain stem contained... the re-scan gave the same information.

It did not compute, was not possible, and yet there she was. The most logical explanation was a loss, a whim of the castle, although for what purpose Tres was as of yet unsure.

She pranced towards him, blonde curls bouncing and mismatched red and green eyes dancing happily with an emotion her father never showed. Until...

...she tripped on a rock and fell over, grazing her knee.

Without thought, Tres moved forwards and scooped her up, drawing and cocking his gun in 0.002 seconds to blast that rock out of existence.]

Threat terminated.

[Hey, if it shared any DNA with Caterina, nothing was hurting it. Not even a rock.]

( Duchess )

[ooc: Open to see roboboy destroying those evil child-hurting rocks, and taking parental guardianship just a bit too far.]

Backdated to something this morning

[scouring.livejournal.com]

( Room Filter )

o7.

[talldarkquiet.livejournal.com]

[ uru and shindou were already in the same room, heh. but he let her have the bed and he instead passed out in a chair with a little corgi puppy from uru sprawled over his lap. they're just sleeping peacefully, but of course...uru isn't alone either. there's a small girl who looks a lot like shindou curled up next to her.

after a bit, he stirs, giving the alskdjf silly dog a push off his lap before looking over at the bed ]

............


Hey. Takamura, wake up. [ he can't see who else is there really, just that there is someone there ] Who did you invite into my room?

XX

[shotapope]

I-It seems that I've become an u-uncle suddenly.... Wh-what am I suppose to do? I'm not p-prepared for this at all. Should I call F-Father Tres B-Brother now? That would be s-sort of awkward.... D-did everyone get ch-children over night?

(no subject)

[prominency.livejournal.com]

[ okay... joan officially hates the castle. it hasn't even been a week and there's already someone in her bed. someone who she doesn't know and wants out of her room this instant.

she pulls the covers off charlie to cover herself and begins shaking his shoulder. dude, wake up. ]

Excuse me. [ shake shake shake ] Sir, you need to leave.

[ and suddenly there's crying coming from behind her and she turns to see a little girl standing there, with a small cut on her finger. what 8| ]

♘ | 016 | room 801 filter

[knightprodigy.livejournal.com]

[BACK DATED TO THIS MORNING!]

[Picture this: a father unit, a mother unit, their young female offspring sandwiched neatly between them, lying peacefully on her back, her tiny hands held safely by her parents', one a piece.

At their feet - and this, perhaps, is the most immediate and strangest thing about our little group - lie a baby tiger, no more than 6 weeks old, and ensconced snugly in the striped fur of the soon-to-be big cat, is a tiny, black, miniature teacup pig. All sleeping, although, wait...

What's this?

The eldest of our tiny minors appears to be...floating?]

CXLVIII.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[somehow, this opens up on a conversation between Zelman and the white-haired, red-eyed kid with no name.]

Not at all?

Nuh-uh. You're not scary.

Oh? But I'm a monster, you said so yourself.

You're not scary!

What if I grind up your bones and drink all your blood.

[but it's said seriously. calmly, coldly, a little threatening. the child sounds unsure.]

Nuh-uh, you won't eat me.

Ha, that's what you think. I'll gobble you up for dinner if you keep being bad.

Nuh-uh, no you won't. You won't--!

[the kid shrieks and runs off in a sudden clatter of noise. furniture's shoved around, Zelman laughs, and the child lets out another loud shriek before he...

...starts giggling. flailing around. trying very hard to get Zelman to stop tickling him.]

I told you I'd get you.

[that kid puts up a valiant struggle, but just keeps laughing. Zelman eventually lets the kid go so that he can roll off and onto his little feet again, still in stitches.]

Chase me again, chase me again!

I'll get you again! Get over here--

No way!

[and they do it again. and again. they're making a right mess of the lobby, but hey.]


[ooc: oh god please feel free to run into them wrestling somewhere in the lobby. this may never happen again in anyone's lifetime. :|b over the journal is welcome too.]

020

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

[So much for dozing peacefully. Tex finds herself being woken up from her sleep-or recharge cycle, or whatever else you'd care to call robotly non-awakeness-by a noise. She grunts and rolls over to look for the source, pausing at the sight of a kid.

Wait, what?]

What the-kid, how the hell did you get in here?

[She pauses for a moment, noticing that the room has a new light source, castinga greenish light on things.]

And when'd we get a nightlight?

CXLVII.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[the journal opens on, wouldn't you know it, the crashing of books and a small child shouting their angry little lungs out.]

I WANNA SEE HIM!!

[Zelman, however, is on the other side of the room. sounds very disinterested.]

I don't care. We aren't going.

NO, I WANNA GO! [more crashing] NO, NO, NO!!

[there is a phenomenally loud scream in that hits that note only children can manage, going on until he runs out of air, and then... there's just quiet. Zelman flips a page of something. the child realizes that this isn't going to work, and recalculates.]

I'll stop... Stop breathing.

No you won't.

Uh-huh! I'll die.

You won't die. Stop being ridiculous.

[there's the obvious sound of someone taking in a dramatic gulp of air and then... holding it in their lungs... as the seconds tick by...]

...Stop that.

[thirty seconds. forty seconds. fifty seconds. Zelman sighs.]

Alright, alright. We'll go visit.

[the boy lets out the air like a popped balloon, breathing heavily like you'd expect someone to do after holding their breath for that long. but he sounds victorious as he scurries over.]

You need to stay.

For a little while.

For all day!

For a little while.

[a door opens. their voices get quieter as they walk off.]

You can eat his tiger, though.

You said... You said no eating the kitty.

My kitty. You can eat his.

It's a bad kitty?

Oh, yes. The very worst.



[[ooc: tell me if it's too long, and I'll cut it. |D; red is obviously the kid, normal is Zelman. tantrums and cold calculations run in the family.]]

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[compete.livejournal.com]

[ This bed smelled like dude and bro. Chie rolled to her side, totally expecting her squishy pillow or whatever and bumped into something all disgusting and fleshy. Opening her eyes, she lets out a scream after seeing some pervy boy in bed with her ]

A-A-AHHHH! [ Chie kicks Yosuke out of bed ] O-Oh my god, Yousuke..!! Get the hell out now! [ yells and throws all the pillows at his face. then there's some childish laughta behind them ]

Mommy! You're always beating up dad..!

[ .... pause. Then both parents simultaneously: ]

MOMMY?!

DADDY?!

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[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[Misa was having a lovely dream about a man. His face is a blur, but she can tell they're together. So that's why when she detected a warm presence in her bed, she couldn't help but snuggle up closer until...

until...

she woke up, that is.

Realizing she has her arm wrapped around someone Misa bolts up straight!

she screams bloody murder

--pushing and kicking at the person in her bed

And that's about the time the baby starts crying.]

AHHH!!! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?! YOU PERVERT!!


[OOC: Backdated to this morning!]

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[steelbound.livejournal.com]

[ Minato was passed out, face down and on Sundays.. liked to sleep in pretty late. So, both Mommy and child are wondering what is up with this lazy husband on lazy.. Sundays.. ]

Dad... Daddy.. [ nudge, nudge ] Wake up!

[ with that Minty immediately opens his eyes and gets up. This wasn't his room... He pauses to stare at a sleeping Seth and Skylar for a second before asking: ]

What's... going on?

You and mom have been sleeping all day!

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[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

[Faye  had been having a nice, if very strange, dream...when a tiny and very insistent voice begins to slowly pull her awake]

Hey! ..... Hey!

[she groans and snuggles closer to what she mistakenly believes to be a pillow, trying so hard to stay asleep. This causes the little voice to only sound more annoyed]

Heeeey!

...

Heyheyheyheyheeeey!

[finally, she growls and cracks an eye open]

...What the--  [annnnnd, she promptly screams right in the face of the stranger she's cuddling on]


((ooc: backdated to Sunday morning. Wisely and Faye have a babby!))

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[thequeenconsort.livejournal.com]

[ backdated to a bit earlier ]

[ since arriving, there was at least one thing different about her room here versus the one in Camelot's town. and that? was a very comfortable bed. on this morning, she had actually slept in a bit longer than she meant to so in her hurry to get out of bed, she accidentally bumps into someone ]

Forgive me, I-

[ .. someone else was here? still shaking off that groggy feeling, she sits up and glances down at the sleeping person beside her. .. no, not person, but persons! there was a small boy curled up in the middle of the bed with a very, for the lack of a better phrase, beautiful young man. unfortunately, this was her room and she hadn't a clue how they both ended up here ]

I shouldn't wake them...

[ still, she's going to be as quiet as she can as she attempts to get out of bed without disturbing the other two ]