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mouthiness.livejournal.com

Everyone enjoying their buzz? If you don't want to be, well... Don't drink the kool-aid. This public service announcement brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Deadpool.

[Q]

It's gonna happen anyway so how about you just come over and let's get drunk already?

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[BACKDATED to this afternoon. Somewhere in Paris, Deadpool is sitting on bench, a cell phone pressed to his ear with a bored look on his face. And... Good god is he wearing a suit? He is! A business suit and a tie and everything topped off with a snazzy hat because his masks didn't make the transfer over. Today he's looking a bit run down though because without his healing factor sometimes he forgets he needs to actually sleep now. His journals is open next to him, a briefcase sitting on top of it.

But back to the phone, he's talking to someone in fluent if somewhat accented French.~~The following French is translated for everyone's convenience~~]

{Why do I need to apologize? I don't apologize especially not to some snooty French jerk- Of course I know you're French too. How could I not know you're French? What? Why would I care if you take it to my 'superiors'? And did you know saying it like that makes you sound like you're tattling on me to a teacher?

Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh... Yeah, not caring. If your buddy had just agreed with me this wouldn't have happened and I'm done done arguing with Frenchies today. So, hey, when you're whining to the higher ups could you tell them I'm not coming in for a while? Thanks!]

[And with that Deadpool ends the call, turns the phone off, and throws it behind him. Did that hit someone? Oh well he's Deadpool he don't care]

So journal people... Anyone know where a guy can get tacos in Paris?

((Open everywhere - Deadpool is the worst Ambassador ever))

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Deadpool's laying on a couch in the lobby and he... Can't really move right now. Why you ask? Well your first clue is the half eaten turkey covered in gravy on a tray on the the floor. Your second clue is the empty pie pan next to it. I don't think you need a third clue. He's just going to lay her for a while and talk to his journal until he's less bloated]

Ug. God I love Thanksgiving. What other holiday can you eat until you throw up? Oh hold on. The answer to that is 'All of them'. But Thanksgiving is just... The best. No! Second best. Christmas is the best. And starting tomorrow it's offically The Christmas Season. Better start thinking of gifts now people. I'm expecting awesome stuff.

((Open everywhere and backdated to this afternoon when it was actually still Thanksgiving /sob))

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[The recorded sound of Deadpool drumming his fingers goes on for about a minute before he slams his hand down]

Oh come on! Really?! The castle isn't doing anything awesome for Halloween?! I guess I should be happy that it was a mellow couple of days and I gained a little bit more than I lost gambling but still!

No zombies, no spiders, no skulls, no monsters, no horror anything! This is Halloween! You're supposed to be scared! Or be scaring if that's you're thing. It's not fair. It's not. I feel completely gypped. There's certain things that should happen and a scary, intense, Halloween is one of them. I'm disappointed, Castle. You better step it up! Thanksgiving is coming and then Christmas and if those two are boring then I may as well move out to the Dead Zone and find something else to do/kill. I could be a hermit, living off the land...

Nah, I'd bring a huge tent and as many can goods as I could carry. That's not a bad idea, really. Might be something to do. Anniversary? Eh, I'll think about it.

mouthiness.livejournal.com

( Filtered to former Heavy Metals )

Have I mentioned I hate the castle lately? No? Well I hate this castle. Q and I need to get out of here already... ~~Was the skirt really necessary?~~

[Mostly... Crossed out fffff]

So what's the bets on what horrors Halloween is going to throw up this year? I want to put twenty on a haunted house some where. Anyone want in on this? We could get a nice pool going here. We don't have to make it just money, I guess. You can throw in whatever you want! But throw something in so I can win it.

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon-ish]

( Filtered to Elektra )

( Filtered to Ezio )

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Coming into Deadpool's headspace, you might just go into sensory overload. The area is like being in the eye of a hurricane only instead of an actual storm there's thoughts and memories. Images, sounds, and scenes all whirl by, never staying for long enough to get too good of a look. Snippets of fights, the faces of friends, lyrics to annoying songs... They're there if you want to see. Just not for long.

Sitting on a couch in the middle of the space watching a TV that changes channels as quickly as the memories swirl around, is an in costume Deadpool. Well, not the Deadpool but a Deadpool. If you're around him you may notice he flickers like a broken TV, which makes it quite easy to tell him apart form the real one if he decides to visit. But for now he's going to just sit here and bounce popcorn off his mask and back into the bowl in an endless loop.

Hey, it's better than doing nothing. Not much better but still. It's something]

((Just FYI: Deadpool himself won't be in his headspace much unless asked for. His representative will be chatty but... Yeah. He doesn't want to be in his head if he can help it. If you want him feel free to poke me on AIM/send a message or mention in the comment that you want him to pop in. :D))

slicesanddices.livejournal.com

[Another day, another Danger Room session. Logan’s decided to make things really interesting for you guys today, and had the computer analyze reports about the fights against Riful, Legato, etc. from the other week and duplicate the circumstances while adding in some... tweaks here and there. It’s a test of their ability to not sabotage themselves by falling into expectations, when “Legato” suddenly pulls out a cybertronic laser blaster in his shoulder, and so on.

But before all that fun gets started, he’s got an announcement to make.

He gathers everybody out on the floor, taking a few puffs off his cigar as he waits for the last of the actual small X-Men team to arrive.]

Figured I’d let everybody know. Team’s got a new member.

[Who could it be? One of the mutants/magic wielders/powered folks who’ve been busting their butts training alongside the X crowd for weeks now?

Yeahhhh, not so much. The doors slide open again and Logan tips his cigar in that direction.]

Speaking of whom...

[And one Deadpool saunters in, his usual grin plastered on his masked face.]

Well how about that! I’m on time. For the most part. What’s a couple of minutes between teammates, huh? Were you about to introduce me Logan? That’s so nice of you. So yeah, I’m Deadpool if he didn’t get to that part. I kick ass and don’t die. Isn’t this going to be so much fun?

[You poor, poor things.]

[ooc; as always, post open for X-men, those training alongside the X-men, etc. etc!]

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mouthiness.livejournal.com

[This is dictated in English since that is Deadpool's native tongue and all.]

If anyone needs translations, just drop me a message here or just come to the lobby and we can talk payment. I accept booze, food, weapons, and cash.

[The previous message is also written in Japanese, German, Spanish, Arabic, Portuguese, Mandarin, Russian, French, Italian, Korean, and Swahili. :B And now Deadpool is just gonna sit in the lobby and WAIT.]

loveablecoward.livejournal.com

[Who: (1) Host, (4) Judges, (8) Chefs.

When: August 20, 2011

Where: The kitchen

What: EXTREME Iron Chef Cook-off!

Why: EXTREEEEEEEEEEME]

((ooc | Sections {Subsections} [linked to as they go up]:

Insert EXTREME opening theme here

Find your station and your partner!

Message from your Famboyant Host

Cook-off!

90:00

60:00

Tag yourselves in! And THREADHOP EVERYWHERE. Even if you're just watching and/or trying to steal food! Cheer, boo, shout suggestions, tell everybody to shut up to your heart's content. Let's make this EXTREME.))

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Filtered to friends (If Deadpool likes you even a little, you can see this)]

[Dictated like always, but not as loud as he normally is since this post is sometime after Arthur's funeral.]

Hey, everyone's keeping out of trouble right? Well, most of the trouble. And before anyone says anything I do realize how hypocritical that sentence is!

( Q )

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Dictated as Deadpool chills in the lobby]

Soooo how many people have moved to the city? Because that's what I'm planning. I've been here too long. You can't keep me chained down in one spot for over a year! I need some new scenery. That and those bastards trashed my room when we got back from the ocean adventure so there's that too.Plus I'll be able to avoid all those other nasty little tricks this place pulls every now an then. Probably. Maybe.

Let's get with the information giving here, people. I want to be out of here before Halloween

((Can be bothered over journals or in the lobby. Tags may be slow due to LJ failure ): ))

mouthiness.livejournal.com

SO! I'm not the only one thinking about moving to the city, right? I mean, I could use the added security. But you know, it's not that much safer. That place has gotten as much damage as the castle has. I'm surprised it's still standing, actually.

Oh yeah. I found my cat though. But now I'm out of tuna.

( Guy from yesterday (AKA YORK) )

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Room filter]

[Tired Deadpool is.... Well, even more than tired. He hasn't slept in a while. Since the group loss started and oh man that was a while ago. All of his time has been spent on his new hobby! That new hobby being stalking his boyfriend because this is what Deadpool does. But it's time for a visit even if he's exhausted beyond all belief. All he wants is to sleep but there's no way that's happening when he knows Q is still acting like he is.

When he tries the doorknob instead of knocking he's surprised that the it's unlocked. No need for breaking locks or forcing his way in for once! Nice. He opens the door but has to stop in the doorway because what is this madness Q's room is filthy]

Jeeze Q! What did you do?!

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Room Filtah]

[It's just your average morning for Deadpool. He actually went to bed last night for the first time in a few days so he's completely conked out. Getting drunk probably helped that. but the fact that his boyfriend has apparently slipped into his room at some point last night hasn't gotten noticed.

And you know what else he isn't noticing? The two little girls whispering and giggling quietly as they try sneaking into the bed to lay down next to their dads. Yeah it's that time of the year. His little Skippy is back along with her new BFF, Q's daughter Emily. Deadpool's so out of it that the girls can keep pushing and poking him until he mutters in his sleep and scoots over to give them more room. This is going to be a long week]

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Deadpool's in the kitchen. PLOTTING Which is obvious because his yellow thought boxes are giving him away. Not that he notices. He's used to his yellow boxes. This is no different for him]

[So let's see. I'll need glue, gas and matches and I need to see if Q can give me an alibi- No, not Q he won't do it. But Crowley! Crowley's good people. He can do it. I can offer booze if he does. Something nice. That'll win him over]

[And while his thought bubble is there... Yeah, he's talking at the journal too. While making a sandwich. Multi-tasking ftw]

Is anyone else feeling paranoid? I swear, it's like there's someone looking over my shoulder all the time. I feel like getting an umbrella and hiding under it for a while... It's not just me right? I'd rather not be going crazy right now.

mouthiness.livejournal.com

( Guy who's butt he saved (Sam) )

( Sparky and his friend (Abraxas and Rinzler) )

( Charlie )

[And now that all those filters are done with, Deadpool's humming a happy little song]

So how are you today fellow castle-dwellers? Me? Well I'm fantastic thank you for asking. I'm kinda waiting for the other shoe to drop and have everything be horrible again but let's pretend I didn't say that and just keep going with 'everything is awesome and will stay awesome'.

Yeah, I like that.

mouthiness.livejournal.com

[Deadpool has been up to no good. But see, it's not his fault! He has the weirdest affection for tiny things so when he saw there was a ridiculous tiny car in the castle he had to take it, cop owned or not. So really. It's totally not his fault. The castle should have given him one too if it didn't want this to happen.

He doesn't care that he's squished in it as he rides around in it. Not a bit. But where did he get these awesome sunglasses? He has no clue, but they're so awesome he's keeping them forever. He's got a radio taped to the top of the car (with duct tape!!!) playing a certain song on repeat as he drives all around the castle.

So, hey, enjoy this Paradisa]

((OBVIOUSLY Deadpool has stolen Alleyne's ELF car, with mun permission given of course. 8D He can be seen riding around any part of the castle at anytime today ♥ ))

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