(no subject)

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

Django... We need to talk.

( Aaron )

Now, as to the other night, whose fucking bright idea was it to kidnap a particular purple haired maid into a harem!?


[ooc: Implying that Maid!Lucian was yoinked Friday night because I totally forgot to post. <-<;  Plz don't hit me, Star-mun? :D;]

(no subject)

[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

Who ever dressed up as Cupid?

I'm going to kick your fucking ass.


I didn't even dress up! Why the fuck do I have to suffer for other people's stupidity?

God damn it. I'm drinking until I kill enough brain cells and forget everything about this place.


Son of a bitch.

εїз o1

[so-whispered.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

What is this?

Some sort of kidnapping? It's not funny...


[A pause then a gasp]

Oh crap, this book is writing everything I say. Why is it doing that?

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!


[sound of book being thrown on the ground]


[transcribed annoyed sound]


Stupid book.

(no subject)

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

Bart. Who were you talking to?

39

[fullymetallic.livejournal.com]

Okay. That was just weird. The desire to reanimate dead corpses and control the world through wicked schemes... Ugh. I didn't think I would ever have that feeling again. At least this time I had the excuse of being out of my mind.

Uhh yeah. So, back to business. Attention people who signed up for alchemy class: let's figure out when to meet. I'm ready.

(no subject)

[xxbloodflame.livejournal.com]

( Private; )

( Filtered to Akito; )

And now I'm curious:

If you had to choose between a prison cell, a coffin, or a padded room, which would you rather be stuck in?

036.00

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

There's such limited selection here. The castle could use some new faces.

Somebody get pregnant.

Dictated

[toocoolforacape.livejournal.com]

[sigh] Why does he have to be so mean?

Oh shi...[sound of journal slamming shut]

[THREAD] say a prayer but let the good times roll;

[xxbloodflame.livejournal.com]

Who: Akito (fangedking) & Zelman (xxbloodflame)
What: Zelman takes Akito out for ramen and they talk about stuffs. A transcription-abuse type log, because laziness is good.
When: Um, around now~?
Where: Somewhere in town~
Rating: PG (read: "Disney")

( in case God doesn't show; )

DICTATED;

[gumshoedick.livejournal.com]

[ sounds of gasping for air and heavy footsteps. ]

M-Miss Von Karma...

I... I did it...


[ sound of something--most likely him--hitting the floor. ]










ouch, pal

(no subject)

[extendable.livejournal.com]

[filtered from all ninja (except Kabuto)]

I need a volunteer.

03

[formertwentytwo.livejournal.com]

So, um. This place gathers people from different time periods and universes, with different laws of power and physics from each, everyone hailing from their own intricate world with its own details....

...and all anyone can do is share their feelings on journals? Oi, it's like I'm with a bunch of little girls. Don't get me wrong, I'm incredibly interested in the philosophical ramblings of a bunch of psychotic assholes.

Are there any fun things to do on these journals? Surveys, games? I thought boredom spurred creativity. Or am I getting that sayin' wrong or something?


I'm still sore. What the hell.

Log: 022

[antiomega.livejournal.com]

So, now that I'm done hiding in town to get rid of my embarrassment at least somewhat...

Sorry if I shot anyone at the party.

[a few rapid, aggravated-sounding pen taps]

I need to go shoot something.

(no subject)

[heaven-drive.livejournal.com]

Better.

[A pause]

Is there a bar here?

(no subject)

[brother-mhenlo.livejournal.com]

I hope you three got something out of yesterday's lesson. Mint, I do hope to find you well today. Hopefully the plantlife here is strong enough to create a sufficient remedy.

[a few lines of Tyrian runes written before returning to Paradisan (does this language have a name? o_0)]

Hmm, come to think of it, perhaps remedy-making will be more useful than previously thought. Seems there are people here who enjoy alcohol as much as festival-goers. Reminds me of the Canthan Firewater or the spiked eggnog from Winter's Day. That's definitely some very strong stuff. Usually drunkenness wears off quite quickly, unless one isn't smart enough to stop, then of course, black out occur. I suppose it's more the aftereffects that annoy people the most. Eating something usually helps with that. I'd suggest it to you all, but obviously listening to the monk isn't an option. Oh well, I'll just owe another "I told you so."

[ooc: mhenlo's class currently has ishida uryuu, mint, idike, and fifth doctor. i'm assuming idike went, as teh mun's on hiatus. =D
and oh, jan? ninja!sakura? did he come and pry jan off the floor last nite?]

03

[quick-sword.livejournal.com]

There are worse things.

(no subject)

[darkmakeup.livejournal.com]

It's been so long since I've seen any of those damned Senshi that I'm growing bored quite quickly.

....As a way to fight the boredom, let me propose a question to you all; if it was possible to do so without repercussion, is there any person who you would kill in cold blood?


[added later]

If so, would you kill them even if there were repercussions?

五

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

How many people here were considered shinobi or ninjas in their worlds?

[a pause]

How many people had jobs dealing mainly with with espionage or assassination, before coming here?

//trick 23//

[flamingking.livejournal.com]

I think I'll hop on the question-asking bandwagon today, just for fun. Obviously answers aren't mandatory, but I'm curious, and it'll be nice to meet a few more people.

1. The name you wish to be called
2. One word or phrase you'd use to describe yourself.
3. One word or phrase you think others would use to describe you.
4. If you got one wish granted with no catches, what would it be?
5. What's the worst loss Paradisa could give you?


[written in later]

So you know it's not one-sided, I'll answer myself.

1. Spitfire
2. A liar
3. Flamboyant
4. To be normal
5. Taking the memories of him.

(no subject)

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

... Thank you for the brownies, Dream Walker...

Sadly, I'm not one for sweets like these.

(no subject)

[fullsilvermoon.livejournal.com]

( [Private] )

(no subject)

[petalreaper.livejournal.com]

My my, I had no idea we were playing twenty questions today.

017

[flying-crow.livejournal.com]

[Journal entry records a really long awkward silence followed by a repeatedly faint thumping sound]

((OOC: Sadly, Ikki ate the brownies XD))

Forty-Sixth Thread

[dreamwalkerdee.livejournal.com]

[A transcribed giggle]

The library has some very helpful books~ Dee doesn't think she'd have found this recipe otherwise~

(no subject)

[blueeyedprophet.livejournal.com]

Ano...

Thank you but... I... Don't know if I should be eating these...

(no subject)

[emphasaguardian.livejournal.com]

If anyone ever got the idea to poison sweets and send them out to you people...

Well, it'd be a lot less crowded around here, that's for sure.

{ the above is still readable if you squint and look at it sideways; below is written in slightly annoyed, larger letters }

FORGET IT.

(no subject)

[dragonakira.livejournal.com]

At least it's not singing. That would be a bad trend to have to endure again. Though, I shouldn't complain since trends are so short lived here.



Someone want some rather suspect brownies?

(no subject)

[xxbloodflame.livejournal.com]

( Filtered to Agito; )

[[OOC: This is what, the third time Zelman's posted today? :O]]

36

[traveling-rose.livejournal.com]

[recorded, overly happy]

Today ... today's a good day.


[amused giggle] I liiike chocolate~

Thanks Dee!



[ooc; yep, another Whoniverse person's gone and eaten druggie brownies *FACEPALM*]

四★ dragon ball

[sungohan.livejournal.com]

Ooh, brownies!

Hm?

[paranoidstork.livejournal.com]

[sniff. sniffsniff.]

..... these smell funny.

.0003

[velvet0revolver.livejournal.com]

The holiday known as "Halloween" was much better than I'm sure it would have been had my brothers and I actually partaken in the idiotic events which appeared to ensue.

This place, I do not think I like it so much. Not after what it has done. But I realize I've no choice but to tolerate it and hope I do not lose anything else.

...

This is bound to be difficult. I'm no optimist.

It may be better left unsaid, but I'm also starting to feel more than a slight hint of disgust at some of the people I have seen writing and running about here. I'm not even going to bother asking who they are and where they come from; nor should they expect me to do the same. Irvine got lucky.

.:05:.

[myroyalname.livejournal.com]

[dictated; sound of Natalia giggling immensely]

Hee! It was, haha, nice to get some brownies! And they tasted pretty! [a pause, and then she bursts out laughing] I-i mean, pretty yummy!

Asch, did you make them?

O-oh! Guess what, Irvine! I haven't tripped all day today! And someone sent me brownies, hehehe, to celebrate! [giggling at something else, then flops onto bed very gracelessly]

Look, it's writing in sparkles! Spaaaaarkles~~~!

Everyone should, hehe, write in sparkles for the day! Because they are absolutely adorable~

18

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the brownies, Auntie Dee. ♥

They're really good! [pause for bite, chew, swallow - 'mmm'] Kind of ... funny, though. I'm not sure why. Oh well. Who cares, right? I mean, they taste amazing. [mumbled something-something 'probably going right to my thighs though']

[a few minutes later, happy-sounding sigh] I forgot what a good stress-reliever chocolate is.

(no subject)

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

... mmm, interesting. Though I'd be happier if I'd quit trying to groom myself with my tongue. [SO very gone!]

... ah, brownies? Than you, miss Dee. That's very kind of you.

[a long pause to go omnomnom, followed by a startled laugh] I haven't had brownies like these since college. All I need now is some trance music and a lava lamp.




By the way, people might want to make sure these are kept away from children. Just a precaution.


((ooc: we all know Reeve is really a hippy at heart! ♥))

(no subject)

[brother-mhenlo.livejournal.com]

I'd warn all of you to not eat the brownies, but I know maybe three of you would listen.

(no subject)

[asobu-ka.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BROWNIES!!!

154; high

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

[written in very wobbly handwriting]

Dee, thank you fo

[transcribed from here on out, by both the Master and Five, highly]

Koschei. Koschei. You look...hmm. [a pause] Can't describe it.

What, Theta? You can tell me.

Hmm. I think...I don't have the right words, I don't, I can't find them. Do you know where they are?

[a very long pause] Have you- Ah! Ah, you could, you, have you checked a dictionary? Or... what words did you lose?

If I knew that they wouldn't be lost. I think - something like 'pretty', something like that, but not, because 'pretty' doesn't...doesn't really work.

[sounds of him stumbling over, sort of throwing/putting his arms around the Doctor] Oh, I know some of those words. Ha-handsome? Dashing? Absolutely... [trails off for a moment] We should go dancing.

[a slight stumble, but he sounds quite earnest] Yes, yes, those are good, those are very - [another pause, in which blinking happens] Dancing? Like waltzing? I can waltz.

We'll, we'll go waltzing, then. Later. First, uhm, I think - I don't know. [laughing]

[he laughs with him, of course] Waltzing is better in the evening. 'S...romantic.

We can- we can even have dinner too, that'd be, that'd be nice. [he's down to a sort of manic, high giggle, then moves to give the Doctor a kiss]

Yes, with wine, anmmph. [and he chuckles against his lips, kissing back]


((OOC: Yes, they're high. Five, Master))

[124]

[ino]

{recorded shuffling, followed by a very sudden pause. Then there's the sound of something heavy being knocked over, and some frantic page flipping.}

... I know everyone's been asking questions today so you're probably all really tired of it, but this one is, uh. {faint, nervous laugh} Kind of important.



Um, so ... who exactly am I, again?

{ooc: Loss start~~ ♥}

(no subject)

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

Valentine on the sixth floor.

Halloween taking a touch too far...

And now this.

I really can't get a decent break can I?




[ooc: THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT! Kagami refuses to miss this no matter what I say. 8{ ]

006

[repthplease.livejournal.com]

I... I'm okay with getting food myself now, but... thank you anyways, Kharl.

They look really yummy.

[any comments following this entry will be silly~ ♥]


(ooc: LOL, Elk thinks Kharl gave him the brownies. Silly Elk.)

(no subject)

[eyeofgodxx.livejournal.com]

Okay...

This just isn't funny anymore.

(no subject)

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

Kids~

Didn't parents ever teach you about making sure what you eat doesn't have anything in it?

But anyway...

Dee~~

I like your normal brownies and stuff more~ &hearts



[ooc: be happy Sonic's not going to get high]

(no subject)

[chocoseduction.livejournal.com]

Free brownies, just what I needed. More people should make a habit of giving chocolate away for free around here.

Pretty good, too. Thanks!

(no subject)

[white-knight11.livejournal.com]

This...

was like that time with cake...

Oh dear..

29

[fantasticninth.livejournal.com]

There'll be no drug brownies for me, thanks. Though I do appreciate the thought.

One of us high is more than enough. (Which reminds me: Five, how exactly did that happen? Honestly. Pay a bit of attention.)

[added in a little later and then promptly scribbled out] Were they--? Nope. Not thinking about it. Not even remotely curious. Do not want to know.

//trick 24//

[flamingking.livejournal.com]

I'm very tempted to eat these brownies just so I feel less awful.

Akito, Agito... Zelman, too. I'm sorry.

e i g h t

[green-sniper.livejournal.com]

Halloween was horrible. Lord Marth, I'm still very sorry for how I acted.

These brownies seem very... suspicious, looking back on the past few days. Does anyone know who sent them? Or was it just the castle?

Oh! And one more question I'd like to ask:

Has anyone here (besides Master Roy, of course) ever heard of a place called Elibe, or of the Lycia Alliance?

[Added in later]

Oh, Master Roy! Please don't eat those brownies until someone has tried them, okay? I don't trust this place at all.

(no subject)

[moneyislife.livejournal.com]

Sweet! Free brownies! Thanks to whoever made them, they look great!

By the way, anyone know where I can get my hands on a camera? It's....important, heh.

[sounds of Chika eating said brownies]

(no subject)

[tricolored.livejournal.com]

[recorded shuffling as he investigates the brownies]

...hmph. I can bake well enough without adding questionable substances to the recipe. Ridiculous. Who sent these, and how do you continue to survive here when you're so unbearably foolish?

dictated~

[dedly-dandelion.livejournal.com]

Primus...

[some giggling snickering]

Cor... Did anyone ever tell you how shiny you are?

((ooc: And now the muse is hating me. XD))

(no subject)

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Brownies will NOT make up for a destroyed lab. JUST YOU WAIT, Paradisa, I WILL RULE YOU ALL!

Demyx, prepare yourself.

[ooc: REMINDER! jack launches his attack tomorrow! =D]

(no subject)

[turkishgoonie.livejournal.com]

Anybody know exactly how poisonous chocolate is to dogs?

(no subject)

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

[Recorded sound of brownies being tossed out the window and disintegrated]

..Why does it feel like someone is watching me?

Captain's Log 08

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Pot brownies?

Is this college?



...Was anyone's room broken into recently? &hearts

[added later]

Clyde, don't eat the brownies.

(no subject)

[xxice-bullet.livejournal.com]

[dictated; very agitated]

No, no, no. GODDAMMIT!!

Can't go to my room, Ichinose knows I'm there and he's bringing Akatsuki with him and Kaoru isn't in any better shape and goddammit whose idea was it to get the three of them high?!

HUMANS! [this would be Shito having a mild panic attack in the 25th floor hallway, because the zombie is so very fucked]




[ooc: comment thread setup, chances are, if you're not Chika, Elk or Endrance, he'll be ignoring you.

Post order; Shito, Chika, Endrance, Elk (if you have problems tell me~)]

(no subject)

[heaven-drive.livejournal.com]

Is getting attacked by some green monster on your way back from the bar a normal occurrence here?

[ooc: Mashiro attacked him for not paying attention to her or giving her a piggyback ride~]

35:14

[stndbackcitizen.livejournal.com]

I feel... Hm.

Fabulous~


((THE BROWNIES STRIKE AGAIN ))

[entry 42]

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

[filtered away from Superboy]

Man, today sucked. I'm not sure what's worse to have permanently burned into my brain. This situation, or having to see Pyrogirl and Icewoman making out that one time in the library.


Why me? I didn't do anything this time I swear! Okay I mighta done something...

(no subject)

[piercesheaven.livejournal.com]

B ... Boota? I didn't know you knew how to dance! {very lost-sounding laughter}

{ooc: *SHOT*}

(no subject)

[wyvernskies.livejournal.com]

( Filtered... again. )

3

[urnutinbutadink.livejournal.com]

I advise any small child to stay away from a man that goes by the name "K-dash". Don't bother asking me why his name is so ridiculous. Even I don't know.

Sixteenth

[plutoniangarnet.livejournal.com]

I would ask of those who ate the brownies not to do anything stupid, but it seems I'm way too late for that.

Five, what were you thinking? [so very gone]  Never mind.  I don't want to know.