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HAHAHAHAHA! Take that LAMERS!!!

Slytherin PWNS you all!!!! [WAHAHAHAHA!]
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My bots are all gone, my lab ruined, my monkeys gone (you better not be responsible for this, Monkeyboy!!!), but these wand things are cool! All the magic I want in one place! [WAHAHAHAHAHA!]

[recorded] "Aguamenti! *water sounds* RAIN, BABY, RAIN!!!
Pyromenti!! *silence* Oh come on! Pyro's Latin too! Work!

Flamusmenti? Oh for evil's sake! Where's the manual for this thing?


.... Abra kadabra?"
[identity profile] jackbots-attack.livejournal.com
Happy holidays, lamers!
You all get (cue evil theme music)
COAL.

Enjoy your lamer holiday, losers!

[WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
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[recorded monkey sounds]

HAHA, PARADISA! You thought that you could get me down by turning all my bots to sticks and stones! But I have outsmarted you once again! I have something even better this time. A MONKEY ARMY!

[another monkey yell]

With my monkey staff, I'll command my monkey army and rule this sorry place!

[recorded]

" WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- [monkey sound] -- AHAHAHAHAH----- [loud crash]

Hey! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"

[ooc: jack managed to keep a few monkeys -- like 3? -- around after the fun. the monkey staff lets him talk to them but with costs X3]
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This place is starting to look more and more like that old show Legends of the Hidden Temple or something.....


Hey, that gives me an evil idea... [heh heh heh]

[ooc: idea huh. yeah that'll be interrupted when jack spots the monkeys. he's obsessed with monkeys.]
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[shril shriek, dictated]
"M-my lab!!! It's all rocks and sticks!!!"

[pause]

"Heh... heheh.... hahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Maybe this'll work out afterall.....

FEAR MY STICK ARMY, PARADISA!!! I WILL WIN THIS AFTERALL!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"
[identity profile] jackbots-attack.livejournal.com
Obviously you people don't know genius when you see it. That Haunt-bot was pure awesome evil genius! Ha ha, what lamers.

At least Andrew had fun with that. Didn't ya buddy? Check under your bed recently? [AHAHAHAHAHA] You might wanna check now. THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING THERE RIGHT NOW!!! Don't think that little stunt scared me. LAMER!

Oh hey, Dist, you lamer. I bet I can do better than you! [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]
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[really loud gunshot followed by a horrific scream]

".... You freak! What was that for?!

...... [silence] .........

Jackbots! Atta~~-~-~----~-----.......
Where'd he go?

[whimpering like a scared puppy]

Ow, my knee! That was so not cool!
I'll get you for...... ow...... this!

........."

[scrawled]
Medic?

[ooc: yeah, One just shot jack in the knee. THANX ANDREW!..... someone help him plz? i'm not sending mhenlo after him.]
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[dictated]
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's finally done! About time too! It's perfect, perfect AI, perfect body, perfect form! I couldn't've done it any better! Well no one can outdo me anyway because I'm Jack Spicer! Evil boy genius extraordinaire!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAUNTBOT! ATTACK!"

[written]
Haha take that!
[identity profile] jackbots-attack.livejournal.com
Brownies will NOT make up for a destroyed lab. JUST YOU WAIT, Paradisa, I WILL RULE YOU ALL!

Demyx, prepare yourself.

[ooc: REMINDER! jack launches his attack tomorrow! =D]
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[a horrific scream transcribed] "WHAT THE....?! MY LAB?!?!?!"


[sounds of metal being shifted around, then writing]

Blasted castle! I, Jack Spicer, evil boy genius extraordinaire, will SOON PWN YOU!!!!!

[psychotic laughter follows]
[identity profile] jackbots-attack.livejournal.com
[sounds of kunai again, clanking metal, then silence]

No more monkeys! Jack Spicer, evil boy ninja, STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!

[WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

[ooc: he totally just took out his bot army and destroyed his lab XD]
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[sounds of kunai being thrown across the room. he's not very good so they clatter all over the place]

[ooc: oh jack fails at being a ninja XD]
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[recorded]
{ WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! It's almost done!
I'll soon own it all! }
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blah blah HALLOWEEN blah blah blah
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[some recorded maniac laughter]
{ Without those Xiaolin Lamers around, finding Wu's so easy!
Especially with the Detecto-bot 2.0!
I'm such a genius!
Oh how I love ME! }

[ooc: jack's back to finding false wu! XD]
[identity profile] jackbots-attack.livejournal.com
Listen up, Paradisans.
I, Jack Spicer, master of evil, am looking for robotics engineers and people who can make power sources because an evil genius can't spend all his time on making bots! And being under my evil command, you'll get a slice of victory when we take over the castle!

Lamers and posers need not apply for the position. That means you, Andrew.

[ooc: yes, jack is that bored. and sunstreaker and transformers!sam, this is hopefully leading up to the invasion. im me if you wanna chat about it =D]
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Paradisa Survival Guide
Welcome, new residents of Paradisa!
There's really not much you need to know to survive here.
1. Kitchens on the first floor. Yes it's free food.
2. You're stuck here.
3. Be wary of random zombie attacks
and
4. I, Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, will soon rule you all! [wahahaha!]

[ooc: this is becoming tradition for him XD]
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Whoever decided to screw with electricity, stop it. I'm trying to work! Sheesh.

About the Archive

"Paradisa Lost" is the archive of what the journals contained between December 1st, 2006 and January 10th, 2012. On that final day, Paradisa issued new journals, so that the residents could fill them up again. While there are still residents around who have old journals, we have chosen to preserve the old journals here for muns' reference and history.

"Lost" in the title refers to both the old journals that the residents once kept, and also to our move to Dreamwidth from the original Livejournal community, where Paradisa started. It is a fresh start for muns, as well as for the characters.

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