(no subject)

[theveil-beyond.livejournal.com]

[the sound of a plate clunking down onto a table]

First stalker photos, now brownies? I think I'll pass, thanks.

05

[xthchance.livejournal.com]

Yeah, had an experience with these things in University. ... Never doing that again.

Have fun.


[added hastily after a minute or so]

Vala, please tell me you didn't eat any.

(no subject)

[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

[Whole entry is dictated and there's pauses every now and then with some crunching noises since Ryoki is chillin' in your kitchen, eatin' your chips]

I don't see why people are so whiny about the brownies. I mean, I think they're the best thing this castle has ever done. Really. More of you people should eat them. Maybe it'd help with those sticks up your asses.

This isn't such a horrible thing. Maybe a little warning would have been better, but honestly? Why is it so bad? Why is it bad that people are getting high and happy? Go ahead and call them stupid, but who's having the most fun tonight, huh? That's right. Everyone who ate the brownies.

So really. Eat a brownie, chill the fuck out, and shut the fuck up. You'll thank yourself later.

?3

[incendiar.livejournal.com]

( [private] )

Beautiful. My compliments to the chef.

六

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

How many people here actually sleep during the night?

(no subject)

[german-suplex.livejournal.com]

[muttered semi-intelligibly]

AWESOME brownies, dude...

(no subject)

[cautioncrazy.livejournal.com]

Finally.

Eighth.

[geneticism.livejournal.com]

( Private. )

Forty-Seventh Thread

[dreamwalkerdee.livejournal.com]

Ah...

Dee is sorry for the brownies?

She didn't know what they would do...

(no subject)

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Ow.

The floor is a lot more solid than I thought that it was.

[wanders about, calling]

Jade.

Jade.

(no subject)

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

[dictated]
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's finally done! About time too! It's perfect, perfect AI, perfect body, perfect form! I couldn't've done it any better! Well no one can outdo me anyway because I'm Jack Spicer! Evil boy genius extraordinaire!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAUNTBOT! ATTACK!"

[written]
Haha take that!

Ahhh

[petalreaper.livejournal.com]

Cannabis sativa, what a fine plant. Such an aromatic smell, just beguiling and varied effects. I prefer it smoked, though. Hookah, if possible.

I had no idea. Perhaps I should start a garden specifically for cannabis! Maybe some Erythroxylum coca and Papaver somniferum. A little cocaine and opium might do this castle a world of good.

(no subject)

[xxice-bullet.livejournal.com]

[written;]

...

Akatsuki. Ichinose. Kaoru.

Go die.






[ooc: yea~ >_> No matter what may happen, Shito will be hating on the end result anyway. And yes, he has that facial expression on his face, but the intent to kill is still there (even if it's mostly aimed at Chika)]

(no subject)

[isgod.livejournal.com]

Elk-dear, R U fEln NE BetA?

U shud rly b worEd bout trolls tho. It sEmz lIk U had som trouble b4.

Mashiro-dear.

I found the clothing that you wanted and as promised, the ghosts are sending it to your room. I added one last outfit along with it, of course. I'm sure that you won't mind.

( [filter; Cousin] )

[ooc: x-x; Very frilly dress~ And no, I don't know why Kharl is talking in chat-speak. He's apparently fluent in it, though.]

155; behaviour

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

My behaviour last night is absolutely no indication of anything. I simply ingested too much... cannabis and it wrought havoc with my system. I meant absolutely NONE of it.

If you'll excuse me, I'll be plotting my own demise now, thank you.


( Fifth )

(no subject)

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

What should I do?

Where am I?

The colors...

★ ☆ 010

[ionshock.livejournal.com]

( PRIVATE★ )

(no subject)

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

The Master's behavior last night was...

               1. Cute

               2. Disturbing

               3. All of the above

               4. Other.

.:06:.

[myroyalname.livejournal.com]

recorded;

[abrighterjoy.livejournal.com]

Cha~ Cha~ Cha~♪

(no subject)

[xxbloodflame.livejournal.com]

{ humming to himself, then the sound of someone being lifted up, a squeak, surprised dictation }

Z-Zelman-san...!

Heaven help me if this doesn't work and the two of you hate me for the rest of your natural lives~

{ door opens; step step step step; }

But I think this should happen sooner rather than later.

{ another door opens }

Who the FUCK--

{ a small shriek and lots more swearing as two bodies collide }

Have fun, kids~

I'll see you in six hours.

{ the door closes, followed by the clicks of it locking; }

But I might let you out early for good behavior. ♥

{ the sounds of a cigarette being lit }

[[tl;dr: Zelman literally tossed Akito at Agito and locked them both in the room together. Because he finds your relationship problems vastly overrated. ♥ Red is Zelman, Orange is Agito, Blue is Akito~]]

(no subject)

[sorsimmanis.livejournal.com]

( Private )

11 - mortified

[broken-clock.livejournal.com]

I'm rather tempted to lock myself in the Zero Room for a month. I don't suppose anyone will have forgotten by then?

In my meagre defence, when one of the most paranoid men in the castle deems something safe to eat I'm inclined to go along.

I...believe cannabis has a more intense effect on Time Lords. I suppose if nothing else I've learned something I wouldn't have.

( Selves (Visible to Master) )

(no subject)

[mrgosh101.livejournal.com]

I'll ask now since the excitement over Halloween has died down.

What happened to the self defense class?

1st Gust

[fanned.livejournal.com]

[Recorded]

So... this obviously isn't my village.

[A pause and transcribed page flipping]

Communication. How handy.

[More page flipping]

Paradisa. Okaaaay.

Some one wanna tell me how I got here?

(no subject)

[2001wins.livejournal.com]

[pen taps]

So, who's teaching this sword class?

And what about cooking?

(no subject)

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, people were actually getting worked up over fucking brownies?

I know they had pot in them, but it's not like they were a new version of those stupid cakes.

Vanquish #4

[blowsupdemons.livejournal.com]

[recorded page flips before the entry switches to written]

( [private] )

So all the people who ate the brownies acted stupid. So what? That's what drugs do. They make people do stupid things. It could always be worse.

(no subject)

[toocoolforacape.livejournal.com]

( Private )

七

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

Someone, explain losses to me.

[edited in later]
[filter; Temari and Kankuro]

Kankuro. Your loss is obvious.
Temari, do you know yours?

Fifty-four

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

[the journal transcribes some odd noises and a sort of gagged sound -- much like a few failed attempts at speaking, and one failed attempt at yelling. There is, however, a growl that's somewhere between frustrated and exasperated, followed by a chair being kicked, a door slamming, and a few moments after, this sound]


[annd with magical timelapse, about half an hour later that sound returns, followed by someone opening and closing a door. the following is written:]

Never did like Mondays.

(no subject)

[quibbler-loon.livejournal.com]

The castle keeps bringing in new people, doesn't it?

Greetings to all the new arrivals. There is a clinic and kitchen on the first floor, as well as a few other amenities.

Oh, and be careful when in the kitchen. I've heard of something called a microwave in there, which is apparently very dangerous.

[latest departures;]

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

( FE gang, minus Roy )

( Roy )

(no subject)

[utsuho.livejournal.com]

Well, this is new, even for me!

Can someone help me out there? Please? ♥ I'm really very hungry~

First song

[fluteislove.livejournal.com]

....The FUCK?!

(no subject)

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

[Written angrily with eye lasers]

Who sent this letter to me?

(no subject)

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[all transcribed, now with fresh car scent!]

[sound of someone groaning as Reno wakes up and looks over at the clock]

10 at night...fuck. We really slept the day away...

[sound of someone turning in bed followed by a-]

HOLY SHIT!!

[and a crash as he falls out of the bed, flailing.]

O-okay...I know I got drunk last...morning...but-

I'm pretty damn sure I had sex with a brunette.

[a wtf pause]

Who are you?

[OOC: Faith's loss begins~ And uh...blame the late time for them to be waking up on the muns who fail >> ]

(no subject)

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

{Recorded.}

{The first thing that is heard upon the journal opening is several items of furniture being knocked over. There is a sudden pause, and then the journal is picked up. The sound of pages turning so fast the journal may as well be a flip book can be heard.

There is a long pause, and then he sets the journal on fire.

Soon enough, it comes back, which prompts a very faint 'hmm'. The page is then cut cleanly in half, and then there is the sound of the bottom half of the page that was removed being ripped into little pieces.

There is another long pause, and then finally writing appears:}




This could prove to be interesting.

001

[warp-snipe-warp.livejournal.com]

[Recorded page flipping, and a laugh]

Well...Now I'm sure this isn't Hell. Too nice. Not to mention the fact that this place has air conditioning.

Can't be Heaven, cause A. I'm here and B. So is Axel.

[couple recorded page flips, a chuckle here and there.]

What kind of name is Paradisa? I mean, damn. At the very least, they could have shot for a little originality.

Oh well. This beats being dead. Or, you know, whatever the hell its called when one of us kick it.

(no subject)

[punchuout.livejournal.com]

{a couple pen taps}

As pointless as I know it is... I think I'm going to get a job. Any suggestions for a good one I might be able to find?

(no subject)

[asobu-ka.livejournal.com]

[lots of loud noises, crashes and lightning, the like, then dictated]
"Stupid thing! Get back here! Stupid ghost thingy! I wanna play with you!"

First string.

[dancingstrings.livejournal.com]

[written hurriedly;]

Paradisa, some book, big castle that isn't any kind of jutsu. Right, right, got all that.

Where the hell is my brother?