Captain's Log 01

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Well... this is ...surprisingly off course.

Hmm? It's writing itself.

No, even Ira couldn't have-- and it's recording what I say.

Hello~?

[switches to handwriting]

Can someone tell me where Quebec has been relocated? &hearts

Comments

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...Wait isn't that-

That's in Canada, right?

Pretty sure it wasn't the one to relocate yo.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

It was originally.

This is traumatic.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...Are you Quebec or something?

You get used to it. You're in Paradisa.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Iraq.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

But they wouldn't approve of Canadians.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

No one's very reasonable with it comes ...to..... you know Fangs?!

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Dictated;]

Hassan?!

[[ooc; Damn you for encouraging the breaking of my hiatus ♥ xD;]]

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

MURPHY.

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MUTINY.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Dictated;]

There was no fucking mutiny, moron!

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Somewhere more interesting.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

But I'm no longer there.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Nope. Congratulations!

[fullsilvermoon.livejournal.com]

And how does one relocate a province?


[ooc: HUZZAH~ Similar geography ftw~]

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

The same way I ended up here?


[OOC: Yes! I ...know almost nothing about Canada, but I have Google!!!]

[fullsilvermoon.livejournal.com]

Well, that's always a viable explanation. Though I wonder...

What year was it for you?

[xingese-takeout.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is Quebec supposed to be?

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

You don't know? Quebec is a place, a province.

[xingese-takeout.livejournal.com]

... S'that in Amestris somewhere?

Chet, Xing, Drachnia? I don't know the provinces or whatever too well myself, but if you gave me a country I might be able to give you a better answer than 'you're not there anymore'.

[enliveningly.livejournal.com]

Are you lost too~?

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[smiling-general.livejournal.com]

More glitter today~?

I knew this batch of new ones would be cute~

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

How did you know?! Thank you!

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[After reading the other comments]

Oh! You know Patrick? ♥ He's a good friend of mine! Though, I think he's mad at me for... something. I let him have my blood sometimes, though it's a bit funny-tasting I've heard.

I'm Two! It's really nice to meet you!

[enliveningly.livejournal.com]

[[ooc; Lynn you just killed me with Two!Cute xD;;]]

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Murphy is making friends... Maybe he's not completely pissy after all! Don't mind him, he's just always mad.

Your blood? In what way?

Uh... Hassan. Pleased to meet you.