Captain's Log 01

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Well... this is ...surprisingly off course.

Hmm? It's writing itself.

No, even Ira couldn't have-- and it's recording what I say.

Hello~?

[switches to handwriting]

Can someone tell me where Quebec has been relocated? &hearts

Comments

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Oh I know. OH do I know.

I'm Ruby. I babysit Fangs.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

He let's you call him ...Fangs? Do you read him stories?

That's so damned cute!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

He didn't have a lot of choice. Uh...no.

It's really not cute.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Did you beat him?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

I don't have to.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

It's really very easy to~

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[transcribed giggle]
You have a point.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

You must be something, to have Murphy speak to you.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Really? I made him share pancakes with me when he first arrived and one thing led to another and he screeched me in and he made me a pirate and we sang pirate songs and we lived together and he puked on me and I didn't kill him for some reason and I put up with his homicidal turtle then I left for some reason and he still has my kitten and now here we are.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

He made you a pirate?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

I'm Hassan Qasim, the greatest pirate east of Lake Superior! Or whatever direction Superior is from here!

I'm Murphy's gracious captain~

Your captain. &hearts

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Dictated;]

GODDAMMIT, FLUFFY!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Please.

Shut the fuck up.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Murphy!

You made a friend!

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[This would be the sound of a head-desking in progress, and some muffled cussing~]

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Then you've really been here for months?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Have you seen anyone else from home?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No. You're the first.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Then Ira hasn't followed...

All of the things we've planned, the ferry, Clyde, it's all gone?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[long pause full of 'wtf did he just say please?']

Why?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Just do it.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Not like it' not true.