Captain's Log 01

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Well... this is ...surprisingly off course.

Hmm? It's writing itself.

No, even Ira couldn't have-- and it's recording what I say.

Hello~?

[switches to handwriting]

Can someone tell me where Quebec has been relocated? &hearts

Comments

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Paradisa?

Please do explain what the fuck is happening?

I just saw you hours ago. You missed me already. &hearts

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

You're in a castle, in a different world. There's no way out, and most of the residents are freaks.

I haven't seen you in fucking months, retard.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Murphy, are you drunker than usual?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I'm completely fucking sober, and completely fucking serious.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

You're making no sense.

Where is Clyde?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

He's not here.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Not in this world?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Unless you've got him crammed up your ass or something, yeah, he's not in this world.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Murphy, don't say that about Clyde! He's too young for that kind of thing!

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

That's not the fucking point.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Smile, Murphy, you've finally made friends. You don't have to be that way.

In all seriousness, we need to talk.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Who the hell told you I had friends?

Fine. What's your room number?

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Ruby. &hearts

[Murphy]

Look! I figured this out! Aren't you impressed?

When I found out you have a pink cat for a friend...

Murphy.

Did this place steal your vision?

Uh ...I don't know where I am. I fell asleep, and there was a talking cat on me. These hallways are actually nice.

Hassan;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Real fucking proud.

Word of warning, Fluffy doesn't like being called 'cat.'

Look around. There should be a door with your name on it somewhere.

Murphy;

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Alright. Dragon, dragon.

But there are so many floors. C'mon, help me look. &hearts

Murphy;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Can't you find it yourself? I've got shit to do.

Murphy;

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Murphy.

You haven't seen me in months.

The only shit you ever do is drink and we can do that after. &hearts

Hassan;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[[ooc; IGNORE FILTER FAIL UP THERE, PLEASE xD;;;]]


...Fine.

But it'll have to be quick.

Murphy;

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[OOC: LOL I SO DIDN'T NOTICE.]

That's the spirit! It'll be great! I'm on ...the 9th floor. I think.

Hassan;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

It'll take me a bit, I'm coming down from the 22nd.

Murphy;

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

This building is that big? You're not taking the stairs, are you?

Hassan;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

25 floors last time I checked. I used to be on the 6th, but I got moved.

Yeah, I am.

Murphy;

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

You got moved?

...But isn't there an elevator?

Hassan;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Even moved all my shit up there while I was out. ...I'll be introducing you to him later.

Yeah. I don't like to use it.

Murphy;

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Another friend? Murphy, you've been hiding so much.

Any reason?