Captain's Log 01

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Well... this is ...surprisingly off course.

Hmm? It's writing itself.

No, even Ira couldn't have-- and it's recording what I say.

Hello~?

[switches to handwriting]

Can someone tell me where Quebec has been relocated? &hearts

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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[This would be the sound of a head-desking in progress, and some muffled cussing~]

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Then you've really been here for months?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Have you seen anyone else from home?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No. You're the first.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Then Ira hasn't followed...

All of the things we've planned, the ferry, Clyde, it's all gone?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Hassan, I don't think this place even has a lake big enough for a fucking ferry, and, unless he shows up in this batch, Clyde's not here.

Welcome back to square one, asshat.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

We needed a vacation!

Just as I planned.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Hassan.

You're completely batshit.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Relax. This is all confusing, yeah? I haven't been paling around with dragons for months! Really, Murphy, people like you... Are you really growing?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...Growing?

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

Two people have said they're your friend.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Probably lying.

[hassan-q.livejournal.com]

They call you 'Fangs' and 'Patrick' and you're not beaten up.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

For now.

It's not like I fucking approve of it.