Dictated

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

[shuffling/shifting sounds]

Day Three since the Incident.

Resources are running low. We are unable to perform adequate jutsu to get ourselves out. No water. No food. Just us, and a fire.

Us and a fire. A fire and us...us. Us.

They say a man will do crazy things once he's been deprived of all the commodities he's been given since birth. They say he'll do unspeakable, horrific things.

I can feel every ounce of my precious, youthful sanity fading with the dying flames. Flickering, flickering out. Slowly.

Dear God, help me. He looks so tasty. So, so tasty. Big and tasty. Oh god I just keep picturing myself ripping into his thighs and biting some of that juicy ...--. I just need something. SOMETHING.

Please. Pleasenotherenotnow.

[soft, manly crying]

...Who just grabbed my ass?

~5

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

[recorded]

I've found something shiny ♪
It is very precious to me ♪
Oh my precious little green ring ♪
You are green and shiny ♪
The precious ♪
You are so shiny ♪
Nonny ♪


I can almost very nearly forget that I found it next to what appeared to be a corpse. The smell was... well I gave him some of my perfume, oh yes nonny. But... when I place it upon my finger I feel so

... t..ingly... [nonnymoan]

Oh I do say. I... I think the precious has... some sort of... what did Sama Ratcliffe call it.... oh yes nonny. Heathen voodoo powers of devilish repute. Oh... oh dear me...

[the unique sound of unfashionable wool bedsheets turning into Egyptian cotton followed by barking and whimpering]

[OOC: Wiggins has the Green Lantern ring which apparently gives him powers like being able to create anything he can think of, fly, etc. For now, Wiggins has just accidentally thought hundreds of Scottish Terriers into existence. They're running around Paradisa in little red sweaters. MATING Being cute :3]

(no subject)

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

( Private )

( Ravi )

(no subject)

[dragonakira.livejournal.com]

That was a good fight the other day. Thank you Kougaiji-san. It was a little bit like fighting a friend back home. Well, just a little.




On a different note: what is this place's fixation with dogs? You'd think it'd flood us with a different animal occasionally.

032 - Burning Things = Death to Boredom

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Right, this is fucking weak shit.

Hey, let's go fuckin burn down a church or two.

--32--

[onetrueprince]

First dalmatians and now terriers? Hm. I'm not adopting one of these, too. That's excessive.

... Where the hell did they come from?

[thread] Girly tiems

[adessoefortuna.livejournal.com]

Who: Kaylee (sunshinymech) and Deedlit (adessoefortuna)
What: Kaylee offered to show Deedlit town and Deedlit suggested shopping time.
When: Ssssometime? XD;
Where: Town!
Rating: ...G? >>

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[002]

[rocksalting.livejournal.com]

Dear Diary,

Today I woke up in a magical castle full of total headcases, friendly ghosts and free food. Then I got stampeded by three hundred Scotties going down the stairs and almost broke my neck. It was the best day ever.

xoxo,
Dean


This place? Acid trip on acid. There an animal control around here?

((ooc: What? What Firefly ripoff?))

Scene 25; To the Rhyming and the Chiming of the Bells

[dramatic-orange.livejournal.com]

[Recorded; lots of jingling noises, stopping every few seconds only to start up at random intervals. There are a few noises that are... inexplainable, though they sound cute and strange simultaneously.]


[[OOC: Hamlet's playing with Hitsu-Chan. The castle gave him little jingle balls to play with her with, and she's making weird noises while she's playing. Feel free to have your character be all "WTF" ♥]]

Hm

[petalreaper.livejournal.com]

[whimpering noises from a dog]

Well, I don't know where these mops with legs came from, but they will make excellent food for my plants! What a windfall.

(no subject)

[tamedtaisei.livejournal.com]

[Recorded;]

Nyaaah... I'm so hungry...

[Footsteps, a door opening]

ACK. What th' hell's with th' dogs eatin' all th' food?!

(no subject)

[shinyforehead.livejournal.com]

[pages flipping calmly for quite some time]

...A magic castle where people converse through books.

Well, I've heard of more absurd things than that.

[a thoughtful pause]

This is Rossiu. If there is anyone out there from the city or was once part of the brigade, please respond.

(no subject)

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

The castle's given us all these yapping dogs who scurry around and piss everywhere and are just really fuckin' annoying to have around. I mean, yeah you could shoot them or kick them or whatever, but after a while that gets...old.

So. Purely in the interest of science or some shit like that, anyone want to give me a stick of dynamite or twenty hundred to strap to the little mutts?

(no subject)

[convectional.livejournal.com]

[a yelp, and the unique sound of a Scottish Terrier being punted out of a window]

Stupid fucking mutt.

»9«

[str4ych1ld.livejournal.com]

[a few faint barks, and some laughter; entry is dictated:]

This dog... it just came up to me and laid down beside me.

[a pause, and then another bark]

I think he likes me...

(no subject)

[loosemorals.livejournal.com]

{dictated}

SHOO! Move! Get out of here you stupid dogs!

Ah crap....

HEY! NOT COOL TO GANG UP ON A GUY!! There are what? Fifty of you, one of me? Let's fight with even numbers here.

Like the damn mutts are smart enough to have any idea what I'm saying.

Hey...HEY! You get away from that right-- {here journal, have a generous helping of dog slobber}

Ahh, come on.... I don't normally have this problem with your kind. What's up with you guys?

((OOC. Cat DNA in him, fun times. Alec's currently sitting in a tree outside surrounded by some of the lovely dogs that have been running amuck. :3))

004.

[silverstung.livejournal.com]

I'm going to attempt to get to the kitchen and salvage some form of food. If I'm not back at the end of the day, assume I've been killed, and give all my stuff to Sora. ... Not that I have much.

[pause]

... Are those vines outside my window?

On second thought, I'm going outside.

EDIT:
[two hours later]

[Filtered from Organization XIII;]
Marluxia tried to kill someone. I attacked, he ran.

Even though I'm scratched up to all hell, I feel... good. Put him in his place, or something. I'm just glad the victim's okay.

( Sora )

(no subject)

[riotously.livejournal.com]

[yelping as a terrier invades Blood's personal space and she does this]

[147]

[ino]

( Private )

.... More dogs. Cute.

Sometimes I forget how dull it gets here when people aren't ... exploding and all that stuff.


( Renji )

(no subject)

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

I'll admit it, I don't care about the dogs.

However...I'm a bit disturbed by anything that has enough time on their hands to knit that many dog sweaters....

Even if it is a magic castle. That's just...sad on a level I never knew possible yo.

Should I be feeling bad for it?

(no subject)

[trustyou.livejournal.com]

The sky is so clear here! You can see many stars, much more than back in Funbari.

Oh! Thanks for stargazing with us the other day, Tsuna.

[a bark] And does anyone know why there's so many dogs? I can't believe people are hurting them... I guess it's a good thing that Hao isn't here... [gone, especially the second part]

(no subject)

[adultbody-plz.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Ashuhito is such a meanie. I mean, he's just ditched me here in this castle all by my loneso- WOW! Look! It's writing everything I say- magic! Ooh, if only Ashuhito were here. He'd like this!

Uhhhh...what to say, what to- hey, don't write that down! STOP! HEY!

Episode 1

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

( Private )

I guess this journal is mine. There's no name on it, so I don't really know. This has been... a lot to take in. Suddenly I'm in this strange castle, with a magical journal, and people are telling me all of this stuff...

I need somewhere to catch my breath. I should probably leave the clinic, anyway. But I don't even know where to go.

And I've got a really bad headache. I need some-- [stunned pause] That was weird.

(no subject)

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

( [filtered to anyone trying to help the puppies] )

Anyone have any idea how many of those puppies there are?

(no subject)

[bizarremonicker.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the terriers... Or whatever they are, for a sec.

Anyone else up for some poker?



[[OOC: I should have done this days ago. I dunno who all the regular Gain & Reach poker crew is, but it can be assumed they got some neat little note-invites earlier saying room 401 and the supposed poker time. Yeah. |D]]

★ NINE; dictated sadly

[sobendable.livejournal.com]

Why are people killing and hurting the puppies? [SNIFFLE.]

They're too cute to die!

(no subject)

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We believe there is only one satisfactory solution to our present situation.

Dog fighting.

(no subject)

[turkishgoonie.livejournal.com]

...

At the risk of sounding biased, Prime's cuter.

Target 009, Dictated;

[tsuna10th.livejournal.com]

[sound of running and barks]

ACK! I HATE DOGS, THEY ALWAYS END UP CHASING MEEEEEEEE

[tripping sound, dogs barking]

Get them off, get them off!

Log/Thread; Petals of DEATHHHHHHhhhh

[dramatic-orange.livejournal.com]

Who: Hamlet dramatic_orange, Marluxia petalreaper, Riku silverstung, and now Chris nottwiceblessed
What: Hamlet's running, Flower Power's attacking, and RIKU'S COMING TO THE RESCUE. And Chris is being called.
When: Nao plz.
Where: ... Floor five, then the yard, then the wall, then next to the entrance of the castle. And then the clinic
Why: That's what happens when Hamlet dumps meat on Marluxia's head. |DDD
Rating: PG-13 for violence. :3

( 'You're dead meat' '... Nice pun.' )

o33.

[abrighterjoy.livejournal.com]

[recorded sound of some puppies going through walls and a tiny, feeble hiss]


[ooc: uru needs to defend herself okay :( but she's fine! :D]

(no subject)

[seeyoucowboy.livejournal.com]

Kids? Check.

Women with attitude? Check.

Animals? Check.

Some things never change.

045

[repthplease.livejournal.com]

Two months and counting. Almost three now.

[a weary sigh can be heard, followed by a meow from Kumo-tan]

I kind of feel sick, but I don't get it. I'm not going to school anymore, so I should be fine.

Tsukasa, I think they get along. [smiley face :)]

#6

[books-n-boobs.livejournal.com]

[startled sound from Klarth, and barking in the background]

W-What the-

There are dogs in the library! And some of them are tearing the books apart!

sixth

[hinatatas.livejournal.com]

Please don't hurt the dogs. They don't mean anyone harm.

...I miss Kiba-kun. And Shino-kun. Were either of them ever here before?

1

[feistiest.livejournal.com]

[Recorded]

I wake up from my nap to find myself in some unfamiliar place with a heavily decorated room. This isn't very original, Kisaka; you tried this once last year, remember? You're never going to be able to force me to take a vacation!

Now tell me where you are and where I am. I've got work to do.

[A long pause]

[Mutters and movements are here]

This is really ann--

What the heck is this thing?

[Page flipping]

(no subject)

[tsuna10th.livejournal.com]

Who: Tsuna tsuna10th and Chrome his_anagram
What: Tsuna is attacked by dogs, Chrome to the rescue~
When: Now
Where: Sixth Floor
Rating: G? Maybe PG

( (Help!) )

1st [recorded]

[warmest.livejournal.com]

[yawning]

Oh, I shouldn't have dozed off like that...

[pause]

What? Where did all this...

This doesn't make any sense. I'm sure I only fell asleep for a few moments, but if so, how did I end up here?

sixth:

[doctorspengler.livejournal.com]

Is someone missing a dog? I've found it.



[ooc: yes, he's so absorbed in his gadgetry tinkering that he hasn't noticed there's considerably more than one stray dog hanging around the castle :D]

(no subject)

[flying-crow.livejournal.com]

[entire entry dictated]

Hey. HEY. HEY! [nervous laugh] ..Someone...

[transcribed cawing noises followed by other various bird sounds]

Stop that!

((All replies will be dictated))

..18

[gay-robot.livejournal.com]

Can someone call off the fucking dog? It won't go away.

((OoC: Er. A puppy is barking at Church's door because he wouldn't let it follow him into his room.))

(no subject)

[halfdragonking.livejournal.com]

( filter; private )

0.0.2

[blackhourglass.livejournal.com]

[Entry and all comments dictated.]

Thanks for the patch-up job, Bowser. Ugh, humans...


[Added in after a pause,]

Hey, Tin Man. Get back here.

215; hates dogs D:

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

[seethingly dictated]

Why the bloody hell is it always dogs? Why can't it be, oh, I don't know, cats for a change?

(no subject)

[scarredsensei.livejournal.com]

[sounds of snoring] no...the tulips should go there...pudding...[more nonsensical rambling as he walks further away from the journal]

10, dictated;

[petiteaveugle.livejournal.com]

Well. Now I'm really glad I'm not in the castle.

How's everyone doing? Not much going on for me; just sitting here, glad that dogs aren't chewing on my toes or peeing on me. It's pretty sweet.

(no subject)

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

{a long pause}



Fuck.




{ooc: GUESS WHO'S BACK TO NORMAL~}

† 001

[a-bad-woman.livejournal.com]

{Accidentally recorded; a hoarse and agitated female voice}

--place?

{Overenthusiastic barking and tackling of a swarm of too affectionate canines on the poor Duchess}

How unaccepable... Kämpfer! Would you remove your pets from my person? {futile smacking, followed by many whines} They are compromising my well-being and the plans of the-- {coughs, coughs} Stop them. They must be his. Who else could--? {Coughing fit. Thud. Journal snapping close;}

(OOC: Caterina's somewhere fainted wearing the Orden uniform with friendly dogs on her D:, robopuppy)