[It's a nice day to be on a roof and throw rocks at birds. Which is what Deadpool is doing. And if they hit someone on the way down, all the better. He also happens to be singing.] When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide. But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide- [And Jan has decided that, instead of wasting time in his room with dipshits and bullshit, he's going to go exploring! Picking out a few doors to shoot, he finds himself on the roof, listening to someone singing.] Hey, fuckface. Your singing voice sucks ass!
[Oh controversy, never too far away.] [He isn't pouting, no, not at all] It does not! I have a great voice. You're just jealous. [Throws a rock at him][Bounces off his head, catches it with his teeth and walks on over spitting it off the side] Fuck dude, I think you went and caused me some brain damage now and shit. That rock didn't help either. You better apologize, wonderfuck.
That was not enough for brain damage, you big baby. But I mean, hey, if you want brain damage I can give you brain damage. Might be hard to tell the difference from how you are now, but I'd do it. [And he starts laughing, and even clapping, before shoving his hands into his pockets and getting real up close and personal] Fuck! And here I was, thinking you were some faggot dressing up like Super Shit or something. Nah, you're a big ol clown, right? Fuckin juggling and dancing and shit. Go on, make me laugh some more, bitch.
[And then he smirks a deliciously mean spirited smirk] [Doesn't move back.] I didn't think clowns were wearing red and black these days and had katanas. Man, I'll have to reconsider killing all clowns if they're starting to be cool like that. I mean, they're still one of the worst things in the world, but if they're going to be more like me- No wait. If they're copying me that makes them even worse. Nevermind. Oh and could you take a few steps back please? You have the breath of a dead moose and I think it's going to make me pass out. [Tilts his head, and takes one step back. Just one] You know what has worse breath, fuck face? A nice big splat on the ground. It's a fucking travesty. Get on down there and P-Fucking-Ew. It's like taking a big whiff of a horse shit and sewage shake. Watch, I'll prove it to you, bitch!
[Suddenly, SPARTA kick] But splats don't- [Whatever Deadpool was going to say is cut off by a loud 'oof' noise because Sparta kicks hurt and knock all the air out of you. And he happens to be falling over the roof. That probably doesn't help]
[Steps over to the edge and walks] Fuck, I forgot to get myself popcorn. Oh well, SO LONG BITCH!
((COMA TIME :DDD SOMEONE FIND HIM AND DRAG WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM BACK TO THE CLINIC PLZ. Also not recorded so plz don't go and hunt Jan down. ♥)) ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
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