&5th; [Dictated completely]

[little-guardian.livejournal.com]

[whimpering noises followed by some panting and happy barks as she walks over to pet the doggie]

Where did you come from?

[Happy bark and more panting]

Aww you're so cute! I think I'll call you... Guy!

[A bark followed by some giggling and more petting]

[ooc: Guy 'cause Guy is a servant kinda sorta and she's uncreative at the moment... or rather mun is really uncreative orz u_u; But yes, Anise found a new friend. Oh, and comments are dictated too.]

(no subject)

[demonofaman.livejournal.com]

Who: Kamina (demonofaman ) and Simon (drillplz )
What: KINDRED, BROTHERLY SPIRITS REUNITED
When: After Simon's arrival yesterday.
Where: Simon's room.
Rating: PG.

( WITH YOUR XXX )

(no subject)

[youngandbrutal.livejournal.com]

[the sound of someone kicking a puppy B)]

Notes

[inurshadowz.livejournal.com]

( Viewable to Konoha/Suma shinobi if they care )

Fight 002 - D-Day, the Aftermath

[empressalkaid.livejournal.com]

[Dictated forever!]

You know, I'd never thought I'd find something more pathetic than PKing, but it looks like this place has proved me wrong.

Do you dog kicking imbeciles feel hardcore or something? Because the truth is, that's pretty freaking weak.

thirteen →

[devoiding.livejournal.com]

[a lone gunshot is recorded]

Who's up for drinks?


[ooc: yes, she shot a puppy ಠ_ಠ]

feed me: [001]

[katsuragi-yako.livejournal.com]

To whom it may concern:

I again offer my apologies for having irresponsibly misplaced my wallet when at the onsen. I am eternally grateful to those persons with enough kindness in their hearts to reward my broken pride with passage on the train. So please also forgive my puzzledness as I find myself waking up from a short nap on a train into a room made of rock and furnished with the rejects (very nice rejects) of an American Estate Sale.

I would also appreciate knowing if the temporary inability I am experiencing when I try to speak is indeed temporary, or permanent.

If you'd be so kind as to quickly inform me of the reason for my detainment, and for the oddly suggestive and impractical clothing in my closet, I would be greatly appreciative.

With sincere regards,
Katsuragi Yako

P.S.: I'm hungry.

[ a recorded "rip" as the page is torn out of the journal and slid under her door, which is stuck, not locked, as she believes. ]

Passionate Flame [001]

[spandexuality.livejournal.com]

Dear Journal,

Ossu!



Today was a youthful day, as always! I met up with Neji-kun and Tenten today after my passionate early morning training concluded for breakfast! It was a typical meal, filled with jocular activities and youthful exchanges all around! However, Neji-kun’s passionate flame is still not large enough – he once again declined both my invitation for a match and an invitation to train with me within Konoha’s beautiful, green forests! I attempted to find Sakura-san today as well, to no avail.

Something strange happened while I was training though. My invigorating training session was disrupted by the sudden appearance of a room and a chair!

To whoever inhabits this castle, I apologize for breaking your chair and door. It seems my overflowing youth could not be restrained! Further inspection revealed almost endless rooms. I cannot seem to find a way out. I shall not give up though! YOSH! If I cannot find a way out tomorrow, I shall do a thousand one armed chin-ups!

Soooo not cool.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Weirdest. Gift from a hunny. Ever.

[sounds of a puppy barking]

...






Does it at least do any tricks?

→ one

[arsoning.livejournal.com]

Ah. Interesting. Waking up to find I'm not all that dead was great and all, but one question.

How the hell do I get out of this place.

[148]

[ino]

( Private )

(no subject)

[cloakand_danger]

[dictated in a slightly muffled voice]

...Pillows. Green pillows.

...Why?

((ooc: His room got collapsed. The bricks are green pillows.))

the apology

[silverstung.livejournal.com]

Who: Kairi (loving_light) & Riku (silverstung)
What: An agreed-upon meeting after this fiasco.
When: Now? Before the day's end.
Where: Kairi's room; 215.
Rating: PG-13 just in case Riku's picked up a bit of a mouth.

( Read more... )

twelve.

[withreflection.livejournal.com]

[dictated without really thinking]

Renji's reiatsu...?!

[a long pause]

Idiot! Just when that other idiot comes back you--

You stupid idiot!

[quick footsteps because she's going to look at his door :(]

[added in later]

( Nii-sama )

Ηη Eta

[messiahnomore.livejournal.com]

A great commotion for so little.

We need to talk, Lucifer. You know what they say about idle hands.

The First Wish; A New Beginning

[loving-light.livejournal.com]

[Herein we find the silence accompanied only by shallow breathing, sounding a bit afraid. There's a couple of footsteps, and then a few quiet words.]

No... Not again. Where am I? Why aren't I home..?

Where are they?

[Pause and a few seconds later, an 'Oh!' as she notices the journal.] What's...

Nevermind it. Just ignore it...

S-Sora? Riku? Are you guys here? Please, tell me you're here...

one.

[centershot.livejournal.com]

[everything is transcribed.]

What -- ?

[a pause, and the sound of a rifle being loaded]

Huh.

Simon? Nia?

...

[takes a slightly annoyed tone]

Dayakka? Lon? Kittan?

[added in later]

( private )

(no subject)

[wavered.livejournal.com]

[a few moments after the massive blood stain appears, there are some dictated groans of pain and suffering]


((ooc: but no Linkin Park, sorry))

(no subject)

[formydreams.livejournal.com]

What? What is this place? This...this is not the Land of Waves. I don’t understand, this cannot be the afterlife, can it? I do not feel like I am dead, I can still feel some pain and even the heat of the weather. I see…then this cannot also be a dream, it feels…too real to be a dream. And judging by the blood and hole in my shirt, the battle was also real. It seems I cannot even die properly, and even worse yet…I do not know where …

H-o…how odd, I feel as if…something is missing…a horrible feeling as just come onto my heart…no matter. First thing is first, I must require information. I can see people…perhaps they can be of some service.

Do pardon me, would any of you be so kind as to tell me where this place is? And…how it is possible that I have been brought back to life?

(no subject)

[collegegeekboy.livejournal.com]

( Private )

Need a new name for her... I asked before, but does anyone have any good idea for dog names?

{dictated low dog whine} ...

~6

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

This morning... I was ironing my pantaloons and playing with doggy doggy, and I-- I realized too late--

Sama Gai

I will save you from certain death. I confess I am not very good at math... mother thought that it was more important that I learn to fluff things properly... a finely fluffed pillow is so underappreciated... [nonnysniffle]

However! I--
I have figured it out in this way.



[nonnying of intense concentration]

[deafening noise as the rocks forming paradisa turn green, and a good portion of them turn into fluffy green pillows... causing certain rooms and hopefully caves to... collapse into pillow strewn little.... nooks 8D?]

[OOC: OK I made a mistake with the ring before, I don't quite understand it's ~unique~ powers yet but someone was nice and explained to me that everything that the ring makes is green-- so scotty dogs = green woops-- and they'll only exist for as long as Wiggins keeps thinking them into existence. They're still around now because he can't stop thinking about how he wants to bathe them all, especially the ones that people have been ABUSING >8U So hopefully I'm doin it rite now :3]

(no subject)

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

...What was done in that cave shall never be spoken of again. Yamato and Kakashi, you have made a blood oath. Remember it.

IN OTHER NEWS, I have missed you all so terribly! I endured much suffering and prolonged agony whilst trapped in such an unyouthful place, but I eventually pulled through! I thought of my friends here the ENTIRE TIME and, with the help of Wiggins ♥ I was saved!

The Castle tried to play its tricks on me, but it cannot keep such a passionate soul down!! A true man stands up in the face of adversity and embraces it with the entire essence of his being!

THIS. IS. YOUTH.

...This five 'o clock shadow is rather unsightly, however, and must go.

Oh, and a rather personal question~ feel free to ignore if it hits any, ahem, unyouthful nerves!:
DO I COME OFF AS A VIRGIN TO ANYONE HERE?
And is fornication overrated? Is it ...good? What was your first time like?

Not that. I don't know. Or anything.

ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND.

( filtered to everyone BUT GAARA )

( Filtered to Kamina )

(no subject)

[dedly-dandelion.livejournal.com]

( Rodimus )

o34.

[abrighterjoy.livejournal.com]

W-Where did all these puppies come from?

[a long pause]

Why are they green?! That's not normal!


[ooc: loss over :3 she doesn't remember what she did as a cat. and punting those dogs :(]

(no subject)

[sofaultless.livejournal.com]

Green is an awful colour.

♞ 04

[reservedhonor.livejournal.com]

( Private )

Chapter 14 — Earthbound Once More

[onemorechapter.livejournal.com]

( Private )

I know it's been some time since the castle changed back, but I miss the magic and flying. See, not all magic is "evil witchcraft". I'm a little grateful I'm not back home. Soaring through the air on a broom was so exciting! Will we ever get the chance to do that again?

(no subject)

[pinkify.livejournal.com]

( Ino )

It's like a never ending cycle, isn't it?

(no subject)

[beware-of-rocks.livejournal.com]

[Two doodles are drawn on the page both are a little crude having been drawn by unskilled hands but still understandable anyone who looks at them. The first is that of the Hokage Mountain but only the first three hokages are carved on it. The second drawing however, is drawn in lighter then the first but it is obviously the face of a young girl. The basic parts of her face are drawn in well enough however details are few and far in-between and are limited to her headband with the mark of the Konoha on it and the square markings are her cheeks with are lightly colored in with the pencil.]


[A soft sigh is heard followed by sound of a pencil tapping]


{Written}


I saw this in a dream last night I understand the hokage mountian but the girl... I feel like I know her from somewhere but when I try I come up with a blank. 


[A second sigh can be heard followed by a creak as Obito leans back into his chair followed by a crash as he leans too far and falls to the ground]


((OOC: In case anyone didn't get it the girl is Rin from his old team but thanks to the castle he doesn't remeber her. But if anyone from Konoha *cough* Kakashi *cough* that would have known her wants to tell her who she is feel free to))
 

4~

[still_sitting]

Alright! Who had the bright idea of replacing all of the rocks with these ugly-looking green pillows? I was perching on that tower, thank you. Just about gave me a heart attack. Geez.

Are we sure this isn't the dreaming? Because I can understand this shit happening there.

(no subject)

[lessthanstelar.livejournal.com]

Umm... part of my room is gone... and there's pillows all over the place.

It's kind of awkward because I can see into the room of the guy next to me. Is that an invasion of privacy?

<i>[accidentally dictated]</i>

Holy-- one of the pillows just MOVED!

(no subject)

[overninelives.livejournal.com]

( [private] )

(no subject)

[xxbloodflame.livejournal.com]

{ dictated angrily; it's Zelman's voice, but for whatever weird reason he has a distinctly Polish accent that didn't get filtered out with the journal translation }

ASURA!

If this is another one of your jokes, call it off. I'm not laughing.


[[OOC: And so it begins. I apologize for any negative opinions he may have on women, homosexuals, and people with creepy powers. Yay history and all it's patriarchal overtones. XD;]]

(no subject)

[profit-seeker.livejournal.com]

Who: Hikaru (devilish_tricks ), Kaoru (onelevelnicer ), and Kyouya (profit_seeker ).
What: The twins "talk" to each other through Kyouya, and give a tour of the castle while they're at it.
When: Now. POSTPONED January 19, evening
Where: Starting in the kitchen, eventually making their way around various parts of Paradisa.
Rating: No higher than a PG.

( Read more... )

(no subject)

[depraved-cleric.livejournal.com]

You know, I always thought that when I got thrown into the maw of the beast, it would be like this really impressive evil. Like eating the guts of innocent virgin maids, impaling men alive, roaring fires, all the good stuff from the paintings that they consider too sacrilegious to leave in the temple.

Instead, we have mild animal cruelty and... pillows. Green. Green is the new black apparently.

Oh beloved Rased, why oh why must my second trial be so utterly lame? Well, I mean not lame, because your judgment is without question but really? Did that coronation debacle piss you off that much? Is that it?

(no subject)

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

Who: Rock Lee ( spandexuality and Maito Gai ( gohardwork )
What: The two meeting UNDER THE MOONLIGHT to fight each other AS STRANGERS
When: Tomorrow night! AT MIDNIGHT.
Where: Just outside the Castle, so minimal damage is done. :D
Rating: Guess. NC17 XXXXXXX FOR HAWT SENSEI/STUDENT AKSHIONNNN
No probably like PG~

( LEEEEEEEEEEEEE )

(no subject)

[preciousfey.livejournal.com]

[dainty little burp; dictated]

I think I ate too many cheeseburgers...

[THREAD]

[rocksalting.livejournal.com]

Who: Dean Winchester (rocksalting) and Kaylee Frye (sunshinymech)
What: Dean pays Kaylee a visit.
When: Lunchtime?
Where: 1611 OMG I dunno
Rating: PG?

( I'm more of the hot, strong coffee type. )

三十二

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

( Filter; Konoha (& Suna) Shinobi )

( Filter; Hokage )

( Filter; Temari & Kankuro )

( Filter; Gai )

( Filter; Naruto )

.. Hmm.

LOG: Kougaiji and Goku... and a pet!

[onetrueprince]

Who: Kougaiji onetrueprince and Goku taimedtaisei
What: Goku wants a pet. Somehow, he's talked Kougaiji into taking him into town.
When: January 17, after this~
Where: In town
Rating: G, PG... somewhere in there. XD

( THAT BOUNCING THING IN THE WINDOW IS A JACK RUSSEL TERRIER. )

(no subject)

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored.



I'm going to kill you.


( Farfarello )

005

[everfaithfully.livejournal.com]

Abarai-kun is gone...

( Private )

( Orihime-chan )

( Hitsugaya-kun )

216; change

[sinister-charm.livejournal.com]

( Theta )