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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[transcribed kitchen noises, pages flipping, fingers tapping against a countertop; dictated:]

Hmmmm.

Does anybody know how to make tomato sauce without using tomatoes?

[footsteps]

Oh hey, what---

[SMACK. (Schuldig just got punched in the face.)]

OW! Son of a bitch! I said I was sorry!

Comments

[callmewash.livejournal.com]

Got protein packs and a good imagination?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[dictated (time paradox!)]

Have the last part; don't know what a protein pack is.

[callmewash.livejournal.com]

Food, in the very, very loosest sense of the word.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Like tofu?

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

[sounds of the fridge opening and some cans clinking as Dante brings one out and closes the fridge; footsteps out of the kitchen and the soft crack of a can opening]

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Does that count as a prank?

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Nope. That was payback. I still got a prank for ya.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! The nightmare counted as a prank, therefore payback is a prank! You can't do two things in a row!

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Poor baby.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck off.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

♥~

[peaceflavored.livejournal.com]

What's-

...

[stifled laughter]

Did he just hit you?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

He hit me in the fucking face!

[peaceflavored.livejournal.com]

[stifled laughter ceases]


Might be ice packs in the freezer?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[sound of the freezer opening; some shuffling]

Not that I can find. Whatever, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

Schuldig?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

I just got punched in the face, but it's fine. Is it okay if I just bring up apples or something? Suddenly I do not feel like making food.

[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

You--

[soft noise of annoyance]

Isn't this shit over yet?

....

That's fine, whatever you feel like bringing.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Well, um. Not at the moment. It seems.

[awkward pause, then footsteps, elevator noises]

Sorry?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[laughter!]

Did he really just..?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Yes, he did. Completely against the unwritten rules of prank wars.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Well, shame on him.

[imaginihs-02.livejournal.com]

Tomato soup can work, if you heat it right.

....That sounded fun.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't like tomatoes. And it wasn't.

[imaginihs-02.livejournal.com]

..That makes your question a little more understandable.