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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[transcribed kitchen noises, pages flipping, fingers tapping against a countertop; dictated:]

Hmmmm.

Does anybody know how to make tomato sauce without using tomatoes?

[footsteps]

Oh hey, what---

[SMACK. (Schuldig just got punched in the face.)]

OW! Son of a bitch! I said I was sorry!

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is--

[a laugh and a rustling sound]

--there. Good thing I've been keeping up with my exercise, huh?

Hold on--

[spinning]

Right foot blue--oh crap! [a laugh]

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Ha-ha, mine's already there.

[spinning]

...What! [laughter] Right hand blue. I'm sharing your blue, can I even do that? I don't remember the rules.

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can, but we'll let it slide this time~

...ack, I can't...reach...there!

[spinning]

Left hand yellow--is that even physically possible?!

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[pause]

Um. No. Oh wait, wait, I got it-- [rustle]

Okay. [spinning]

Right foot red. ...I refuse.

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

[a giggle]

You can't refuse, you just...um....

Hmm.

Okay, you put your arm right there--no, no under here, and...well--

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[a rustle and an amused snort]

Of course you realize that now we're both gonna fall. I can barely reach the stupid thing--

[spinning]

...Left foot red. This is ridiculous.

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

Hey, you were the one that wanted to play so bad~

[rustling]

Okay, I think I can get to the spinner a little better now--

[spinning]

Right hand green.

....

Do you have to be right there? [a soft snicker]

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Apparently I do~

[spinning]

Left hand green. [snickering] How did we both end up in the same corner~?

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

I was kind of wondering that myself~

[spinning]

Left hand red--

[a rustling sound and then a surprised squeal as Aya loses her balance and crashes (softly) into Schuldig]

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Wha--!

[more rustling, then a defeated sigh]

Does this mean you lose because you fell first, or do I lose because I technically hit the ground first?

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

[quiet laughter--but no sounds of movement to get back up, just yet~]

I think you lose.

Just because I say so. ♥

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's very fair.

[a soft sound--Schuldig taking liberties and ruffling her hair--and a sigh]

But if you wanna win that badly, okay~

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

[a smile]

So. Play again, or something else?

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[a pause]

I dunno. What do you wanna do?

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[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

Hmm~

[silence for a moment; Aya leans over and kisses him >>; ]

How about that?

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[longer pause; Schuldig returns it]

Damn sight better than watching a movie.