http://dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2007-07-08 06:45 pm
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[transcribed kitchen noises, pages flipping, fingers tapping against a countertop; dictated:]

Hmmmm.

Does anybody know how to make tomato sauce without using tomatoes?

[footsteps]

Oh hey, what---

[SMACK. (Schuldig just got punched in the face.)]

OW! Son of a bitch! I said I was sorry!