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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[transcribed kitchen noises, pages flipping, fingers tapping against a countertop; dictated:]

Hmmmm.

Does anybody know how to make tomato sauce without using tomatoes?

[footsteps]

Oh hey, what---

[SMACK. (Schuldig just got punched in the face.)]

OW! Son of a bitch! I said I was sorry!

Comments

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Normally I'm all for games with no rules, but getting punched is not fun, and he's clearly the stronger one, making him a fucking cheater.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Does that really make him a cheater, or does it make you a sore loser?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Definitely makes him a cheater.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it does.

Punch him back, then.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Coming from me, I don't think a punch would have the same impact, so to speak. I'd be better off with a baseball bat.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if you ask around enough, you'll be able to find someone with a bat.

If not, there are always crowbars.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

And nail grenades.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Nail grenades are for

[One]

Vicious explosives are for special occasions.

Schuldig

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Now that's just ridiculous.

Vicious explosives are for every occasion~

One

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[laughter]

You must be fun at parties.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Honestly, physical revenge isn't a great idea when your adversary is stronger than you are.

Not that mental shit didn't get me into this, but still.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

So you're just gonna take it?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I just have to figure out a way to get back at him that reduces the likelihood of me getting my ass kicked.