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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[transcribed kitchen noises, pages flipping, fingers tapping against a countertop; dictated:]

Hmmmm.

Does anybody know how to make tomato sauce without using tomatoes?

[footsteps]

Oh hey, what---

[SMACK. (Schuldig just got punched in the face.)]

OW! Son of a bitch! I said I was sorry!

Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if you ask around enough, you'll be able to find someone with a bat.

If not, there are always crowbars.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

And nail grenades.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Nail grenades are for

[One]

Vicious explosives are for special occasions.

Schuldig

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Now that's just ridiculous.

Vicious explosives are for every occasion~

One

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[laughter]

You must be fun at parties.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Honestly, physical revenge isn't a great idea when your adversary is stronger than you are.

Not that mental shit didn't get me into this, but still.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

So you're just gonna take it?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I just have to figure out a way to get back at him that reduces the likelihood of me getting my ass kicked.