PARADISA LOST

Sorry if I haven't reached out yet. I found what I do here. Damon, you'll really appreciate this. I'm a model. Never mind my two degrees. Never mind that I went to Harvard. [ Granted, it was the 70's. But, still. Harvard. ] I've been booked nonstop since I ended up here.

( Mystic Falls minus Katherine )

What did everyone translate to in this reality? [ This... fake Paris. ]

( Bonnie Bennet )

Were your powers stripped?

( Elena Gilbert )

Paris is a big city. Forgive my not checking in right away. I got swept up in my... job here.

( Katherine Pierce )

Have you -- [ he's curious. how to word it. he can't exactly say 'gotten used to your heart beating' he pauses. ] Did you wake up here human? [ Not that she can be trusted. This is about curiosity. And not worry! He is not worried about Katherine. ]

Is anybody familiar with the Wanderer's Yard?

[ A beat. ]

This is my sixth month here today. Half a year has never gone by this quickly. I also missed my birthday - which isn't a huge loss. I don't usually celebrate it. Lexi would have made me. She wouldn't have taken no for an answer.

For a while there I thought we'd be getting a full set when it came to Mystic Falls residents. Three were lost over a short period of time. Glad that streak ended.

Could you sound off if you're still here?

And, for those of you who aren't from Mystic Falls. How do you deal with losing and gaining people from back home at the drop of a hat? Does it get easier?

The holidays are coming around...

( Mystic Falls )

Should we do something?

( Katherine Pierce )

Even if you didn't hear the entry as it went live, I'm sure you've all ready learned that I arrived here from a time before you. [ A different when as Caroline put it. He takes a breath, mulling over what he's about to say. ] We should meet. I'll put all my cards on the table. [ Like that'll actually happen. But, he'll feel better about Elena being here if he sees Katherine face to face. That, and he has to do something about Alaric. ]

( Elena Gilbert )

I was a rabbit. Literally. What have I missed? [ Another pause. ] Things seem to be quiet minus Katherine showing up. Want to have a night to ourselves this week? Just you and me?

( Damon Salvatore )

I'm going to try and meet with Katherine. The castle thinks it's having fun by shacking her up with Alaric. Maybe I can do something about that.

( Lexi Branson )

I think it's best next time something happens to let everyone know. I know you were...protecting my pride but, Elena and everyone should know [ ... ] when I'm turned into a rabbit.

( Alaric Saltzman )

Katherine. Is living with you. You should move out of your room if you can. I moved out of mine and into Lexi's. Ignore the nameplates.

( Everyone )

And just like that it's coming up to the end of October.

[ Stefan can be found at Death Match. He's been avoiding The Lux - and everything else ever for weeks, But, he's nursing a glass of whiskey.

When not there for an hour, he's wandering the castle grounds. The fresh air is good for him. ]

[ Stefan is dictating. He's also looking at the ceiling of Lexi's and his room. He doesn't exactly know where to start, what to say. First thing's first, he has a few locks. ]

( Elena Gilbert )

I'm sorry for staying away. I've been with Lexi in her room taking things one day at a time. Are you all right?

Also, Lana wants to meet you.

( Damon Salvatore )

Wesley offered to craft synthetic blood. You vehemently opposed this. I didn't agree to it. What I want to know is why you oppose it. What if it can really help?

( Bonnie Bennett and Caroline Forbes )

I'm all right. I know you're worried. But, I'm all right. I'm not lying.

( For Those Who've Spoken With Him Before But Filtered away from Team Angel )

It's Stefan Salvatore. I'm still here. I'm in Room 611.

[ If anyone still trusts him. ]

( Unfiltered all around )

It's Monday. [ And ... time to get up. ]

Who: Stefan Salvatore and YOU
What: Stefan's headspace.
When: Throughout the headspace plot.
Where: his room
Rating: R for violence and blood

( I guess that all you've got is all you're gonna get )

Do you ever wake up and feel like the storm has passed and that even if you know another one is coming, that you can weather it? No matter how bad it gets? I feel pretty bulletproof right about now.

( Elena, Damon, Alaric, Caroline, Lexi, Claire, Jack )

[ Secrets aside, Stefan's feeling pretty good. After leaving Elena a note to meet him on the roof, he's escaped there, looking over the village. It's peaceful if it didn't harbor secrets he's keeping. An impulse he erased. But, there he is, a smile on his face for the first time in weeks.

Action open to Elena and anyone else who could get there before her. He's just chilling. ]

( Angel )

My brother accused you of hurting someone. He's since gone home. I want to apologize on his behalf.

( Elena )

Come by my room later, I'm talking to Angel.

( Caroline )

What night is karaoke happening?

( Lilah )

I know my brother was feeding on you. When I saw the holes in your neck, I realized it. Do you know anything about his leaving the castle after Angela's attack? I am sorry he compelled you.

( Everyone )

I have a question. Was anybody involved with the vampire attack about a week back? Was the culprit found?

...And suddenly, a blue suit appears in my wardrobe. Did anybody else get an invitation?

And I thought I was going stir-crazy in the castle. I'm going to make an effort not to need time to myself. A conscious effort. The weather's beautiful today.

So, I'm back around. Actually. Just needed to take a few days off to recharge the batteries. Did I miss anything too important?

( Caroline Forbes )

( Bonnie Bennett )

( Jack Harkness )

( Piper Halliwell )

[ Stefan can be found in the castle's garden, either taking a stroll or possibly on one of the benches just soaking in the sunlight. Feel free to run into him! ]

Who: Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore
What: Damon takes the reins regarding Stefan's blood problem.
When: Day 9, Route C
Where: Damon's cabin
Rating: PG-13 for language quite possibly

( I'd cover my heart and hit the deck. )

Does anybody know how wishing really works here? I can't completely trust it. Like I said to someone, he owns a nightclub, before - it's like living life with an easy button. That doesn't come without a price. It's like waiting for the other shoe to drop.

What do you all think about wishing? Do you wish daily? Once a week? Never? Is it safe?

I also might want a job. It's been a while since I've worked but keeping my mind busy would be good.

[Also his hands. And fangs. He pauses, counting back to when he last had a blood bag. He's fine. He just needs to preoccupy himself.]

There's a bar in this castle, isn't there?


( Damon )

( Piper )

( Rose )


[For a bit, Stefan can be found at Death Match, knocking a few back but it's not really his style. A little later, he'll be enjoying The Lux. He's seated at the bar. Bother away, at either bar. Or, in the hallway on the way. Stefan's going to get progressively more drunk.]