s e v e n

Dec. 24th, 2011 11:25 pm
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
I'm not fond of Orlesians on a good day -- oh, my sincerest apologies. I meant French -- they tend to be self-centered and parade around all the time with their fancy hair, fancy clothes, and other such nonsense... [ She trails off for a few moments, losing her train of thought. ]

My point is these people are boring. It's like someone took their collective humor and fed it to dragon.

[ Someone isn't taking their sudden brush with normalcy very well. ]

-- By the Maker, how do you people stand this? I feel like something has torn off my arm but my body hasn't realized there is nothing left expect for a bloody stump.


( ooc; tags will be slow due to the scheduled being dragged off to spend time with family shenanigans. )

s i x

Dec. 16th, 2011 11:19 am
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
Get. Back. Here. You nug humping little-- [ We catch the Champion as she's gracelessly tumbling out the doors of the castle after one of those blighted fairies, hands coated with brilliant flames as she trips over her own feet and rolls down a couple of stairs. She rolls back onto her feet within seconds, only it does little in her efforts to capture and burn the little pest. Her tumble allowed it time to disappear into the tress, or flowers, or whatever.

Which only makes Hawke stamp her feet in a childish rage. ]


Andraste's flaming ass.

(ooc; open for everything, general shenanigans and kissing shenanigans. :3c)
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
ᴡʜᴏ: Marian Hawke ([livejournal.com profile] ofkirkwall) & Fenris ([livejournal.com profile] wolfuncaged)
ᴡʜᴀᴛ: CAVE ADVENTURING!! Other such shenanigans.
ᴡʜᴇɴ: Afternoon of the 27th.
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ: The caves near the castle.
ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ: .......Let's go M. Just in case.

called me back to the start )

f i v e

Nov. 28th, 2011 08:32 am
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
That was disappointing. I was expecting something grander, more dramatic, with women sobbing and men shaking their fists at the sky. [ It's a late reaction to the whole betrayal nonsense, but she's been a busy Champion the past few days. Besides, better late than never.

There's the sound of rock being kicked across the floor. ]


I suppose this is a good of time as any to tell you all that Carver has gone 'home'. Well there you go, there is one less tit in the castle. I'm sure you're all devastated about the loss.

f o u r

Nov. 14th, 2011 09:47 am
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
Fenris )

[ A while after that filter she dictates into the journal again, sounding rather disappointed: ]

Andraste's ass, looks like I lost the bet after all. They didn't kill each other. Well Ca-- [ There is a series of crashes and some loud cursing coming from the kitchen, soon enough there is smoke and one rather frazzled woman running out of the said place. She drops her journal, which happens to be on fire... just a bit, and stomps on it until said fire is gone. ]

Blighted contraptions. [ TECHNOLOGY WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? ]
[identity profile] templarssuck.livejournal.com
Who Anders ([livejournal.com profile] templarssuck), Aveline([livejournal.com profile] guardcaptains), Bethany ([livejournal.com profile] notjustolder), Bonnie ([livejournal.com profile] bonniewitch), Carver ([livejournal.com profile] bigdealright), Fenris ([livejournal.com profile] wolfuncaged), Hawke ([livejournal.com profile] ofkirkwall), Isabela ([livejournal.com profile] checkbelowdecks), and YOU?!
What Drinking and playing cards. Bar brawls imminent.
Where A really gross and skeezy bar somewhere in town?
When Tonight!
Rating Probably R for language/sexy talk/etc

There was something nostalgic about the stale smell of pee and vomit ... )

[ooc: For people jumping in -- feel free to just comment to the top/main gambling thread whenever you want them to come in. There might be some offshoot threads later if you want to watch people beat each other up drunkenly or something.

Also they're playing strip poker.]

t h r e e

Oct. 23rd, 2011 10:31 am
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
hawke's merry band of misfits )

carver )

The dwarf is gone... well he's been gone for a while, must've forgotten to mention it with the whole castle taking a giant camping trip to Crazyville. [ A pause. ] Figures Varric would be the first to make a break for it. [ Now who is going to listen to her moan about things and turn them into ridiculous stories? ]

Anyway... know of any good caves around here? Haven't had a decent cave adventure in a while.
[identity profile] bigdealright.livejournal.com
Who: Carver Hawke & Marian Hawke (mainthread's with them, spectators more than welcome to start their own threads as commentary or whatnot or to talk with either sibling afterward or even to juggle and perhaps to get laid I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING)
What: Two adorable siblings take up wooden swords to spar like the mightiest of warriors. Which is amusing, since the one is an accomplished mage, and the other is the one who grew up learning how to hit things hard with big, impressive sticks. Then eventually swords.
When: Early morning, 10/16.
Where: Castle courtyards.
Rating: PG-Creative Statements. (PG-15)

not that either one of them's nobility )

t w o

Oct. 13th, 2011 01:06 pm
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
Fenris )

Anders )

Varric )


Talking to a magical book shouldn't feel as weird as it does, I keep expecting someone to crash through my door at any moment and drag me off to a dungeon for people who talk to inanimate objects.

So, who's up for finding a replacement Hanged Man? [ She's looking at you merry band of misfits! Carver included. ]
[identity profile] exanimatus.livejournal.com
Who: Zelman, Hawke, and Asuka
What: At some point Zelman invited Hawke over for booze and things. But Asuka is hanging around, and since she's immediately suspicious of any woman he's within twenty feet of...
When: Backdated to when everyone was locked out of the castle.
Where: La casa de Zelman (the mansion)
Rating: PG-13 for boozin' and Asuka. Mostly just Asuka.

let's go live like sunday morning cartoons )

08

Sep. 21st, 2011 10:40 pm
[identity profile] wolfuncaged.livejournal.com
[Growing tired of his captivity, and wishing to give Felix and Ashura some space, Fenris has headed to one of the other safe places he knows now exists in the castle. In fact, with Hawke here, he finally has the sort of backup he needs to take down his former master and leave his head on a pike somewhere.

Sup Hawke, you have a Fenris just...walking into your room. Because, seriously, what is knocking?
]

Hawke? Are you here?

o n e

Sep. 17th, 2011 02:47 pm
[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com
Hello? Guys? This isn't funny, my birthday isn't for another two months. [ A sigh and she starts pacing, loudly. ]

Fenris? Isabela? [ Long pause. ] ...Anders?

Can someone tell me why I can't smell Lowtown burning anymore and when exactly did magic books become a thing? They would have been incredibly helpful six years ago.

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