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[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

--and what the hell is with that boa anyway? That looks like something Donut would wear... And just so you know, that's a bad thing.

How dare you! I didn't come out of my room for once just to put up with a filthy dog like you insulting what my fashion sense happens to be!

Yeah, well if you were going to come out of it looking that ridiculous, you probably should have stayed put.

I would advise you to take those words back this instant, or I will make sure you regret them!

Oh yeah? What are going to do. Strangle me to death with your boa?

Testing me is not a smart decision. I can do much worse than that.

[a laugh] I'm soooo scared.

Very well then, you have obviously chosen the foolish route. I shall make you regret those words!

What a dumb--

[whatever sounds swords make when they sudden appear and float around until the arrange themselves to attack? That would be the sound you hear right now]

... Oh fuck me...

I warned you.

[and sound of said swords stabbing into somebody Grif with some shouting, the sound of someone tripping, and the sound of a scream growing more and more distant. If you're reaaaally listening carefully or have good ears, you might hear the sound of a very distant and painful sounding splat]

((OOC. Don't piss off people that can stab you magic swords and drop you off the 15 stories up roof >: And just so everyone knows? Grif's not dead, just in a lot of pain :Db))

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[beeneverywhere.livejournal.com]

[Death is outside, staring down at you Grif. Waiting...]

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[and after a few moments... have a very VERY pained sounding groan from the seemingly dead body]

What happened?

I think I broke all my ribs... and my spleen.

1/3

[beeneverywhere.livejournal.com]

[....]

[beeneverywhere.livejournal.com]

[beeneverywhere.livejournal.com]

[....Maybe he'll die from his injuries slowly]

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[making an attempt to move for a second]

O-haa-ooooowwwwww.

[turning his head, WHICH IS MAKING LOTS OF LOVELY CRACKING SOUNDS and staring up at Death's... feet... robe... thing]

[sargesfavorite.livejournal.com]

What do you mean yours?

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

Simmons? Is that you.

Fuuuuuuck. I ended up in hell. [a small sobbing sound]

[sargesfavorite.livejournal.com]

He's not dead. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to die anymore.

[encryptedlock]

Grif?

Oh, fuck. Where are you?

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[and not answering your question at all]

I think my brain is leaking out of my ear... or maybe it's just blood.

Ooooooooowwwwwww. It hurts to talk.

[encryptedlock]

[He assumes it's somewhere on the ground and starts running to the castle entrance, looking around for a hurt Red.]

Don't move, Grif. In fact, stop talking. I'll be right there.

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

I can't move. I tried and I-- ooooooow. Son of a bii-hi-hiiiitch

he heard "boa"

[girlyscreams.livejournal.com]

[scribbled on journal. Imagine girly handwriting] Grif! Are you okay?

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[brb, Donut. internal bleeding]

[girlyscreams.livejournal.com]

... Okaaay I guess you're not.

Maybe I can help you this time! You know, not like last time when you almost died and kept wanting to hurt yourself more. Or was that Caboose doing that. Anyway, I still have the bandaids!

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[sob, said to someone else] Why won't you just kill me already?

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

[IS VERY HIGHLY AMUSED HA HA, sucker.]

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[oooowww]

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[and Aya is zipping around! She just kinda stops and lands near Grif. She stares. And stares. And whips out her camera and starts picture spamming]

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[owwww, the flashy lights make his head hurt even worse ;;]

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[she then looks over in Death's general direction and waves] S'cuse meeee! Can I get a picture of you next to the dying guuyy?

[eightpacts.livejournal.com]

[Oh man, the other Ratatosk thinks that was hilarious. You'll be hearing tons of laughter from him now.]

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[So mean ;;]

[eightpacts.livejournal.com]

[=3=b It's what he does best.]