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--and what the hell is with that boa anyway? That looks like something Donut would wear... And just so you know, that's a bad thing.

How dare you! I didn't come out of my room for once just to put up with a filthy dog like you insulting what my fashion sense happens to be!

Yeah, well if you were going to come out of it looking that ridiculous, you probably should have stayed put.

I would advise you to take those words back this instant, or I will make sure you regret them!

Oh yeah? What are going to do. Strangle me to death with your boa?

Testing me is not a smart decision. I can do much worse than that.

[a laugh] I'm soooo scared.

Very well then, you have obviously chosen the foolish route. I shall make you regret those words!

What a dumb--

[whatever sounds swords make when they sudden appear and float around until the arrange themselves to attack? That would be the sound you hear right now]

... Oh fuck me...

I warned you.

[and sound of said swords stabbing into somebody Grif with some shouting, the sound of someone tripping, and the sound of a scream growing more and more distant. If you're reaaaally listening carefully or have good ears, you might hear the sound of a very distant and painful sounding splat]

((OOC. Don't piss off people that can stab you magic swords and drop you off the 15 stories up roof >: And just so everyone knows? Grif's not dead, just in a lot of pain :Db))

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[Oh god, that means instead of dying like he should, he'll be pulled back from the brink of death to suffer through painful injuries for the next who knows how long B| Thanks York, thanks]

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[you're welcome, asshole]

D?

Recommend you move him to the clinic as soon as the healing unit completes its function. Grif is still conscious, but moving him prematurely would only increase his pain levels.

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Whaaa?

[encryptedlock]

Don't try to move. We'll get you fixed up in a bit.

Fuck. There are plenty of people who claim they're doctors in this place.

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[blank half conscious staring]

Oh look. It's an angel. Glowy... angel... thing...

[passing out now]

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[knows his vitals aren't quite as critical as they were a few moments ago, so doesn't seem too concerned by this]

Delta's not an angel, you moron. Now hang on until someone useful gets here or I'm dragging your ass to the clinic myself.

[Yes, he's aware you're unconscious and can't hear anything he just said.]

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[Oh good! Because he won't be replying to that :(]