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[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

--and what the hell is with that boa anyway? That looks like something Donut would wear... And just so you know, that's a bad thing.

How dare you! I didn't come out of my room for once just to put up with a filthy dog like you insulting what my fashion sense happens to be!

Yeah, well if you were going to come out of it looking that ridiculous, you probably should have stayed put.

I would advise you to take those words back this instant, or I will make sure you regret them!

Oh yeah? What are going to do. Strangle me to death with your boa?

Testing me is not a smart decision. I can do much worse than that.

[a laugh] I'm soooo scared.

Very well then, you have obviously chosen the foolish route. I shall make you regret those words!

What a dumb--

[whatever sounds swords make when they sudden appear and float around until the arrange themselves to attack? That would be the sound you hear right now]

... Oh fuck me...

I warned you.

[and sound of said swords stabbing into somebody Grif with some shouting, the sound of someone tripping, and the sound of a scream growing more and more distant. If you're reaaaally listening carefully or have good ears, you might hear the sound of a very distant and painful sounding splat]

((OOC. Don't piss off people that can stab you magic swords and drop you off the 15 stories up roof >: And just so everyone knows? Grif's not dead, just in a lot of pain :Db))

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he heard "boa"

[girlyscreams.livejournal.com]

[scribbled on journal. Imagine girly handwriting] Grif! Are you okay?

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[brb, Donut. internal bleeding]

[girlyscreams.livejournal.com]

... Okaaay I guess you're not.

Maybe I can help you this time! You know, not like last time when you almost died and kept wanting to hurt yourself more. Or was that Caboose doing that. Anyway, I still have the bandaids!

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[sob, said to someone else] Why won't you just kill me already?

[beeneverywhere.livejournal.com]

[what seems to be a mere shrug]

YOU HAVE NOT REACHED THAT POINT QUITE YET.

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

Goddammit

[girlyscreams.livejournal.com]

Look at you, you're being delusional! I bet you think you're seeing the very face of Death right now!

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

[sob sob sob]

[girlyscreams.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, you can get through this! You should just go laugh right in Death's face! Show him you can beat him!

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

I don't want to laugh at him, he looks like he's gonna eat me.