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[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

-- sn't fair, you got a head start --!

[stops, and falls silent]

...Jake? What happened? 

[sounds a little scared, but isn't going to let it show]

Jacob Black! Come out here right now!

[eyes the journal, and reluctantly walks over, looking down]

...Hello? Jake? Mom, Dad? Someone?!

Comments

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MARRY ME

[pledges.livejournal.com]

...You know the dog?

<333 dictated4eva

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

...Uncle Emmett? What are you doing here?!

<33333 YES PLS

[pledges.livejournal.com]

[ pauuuuuse ]

What?

OMG YAY

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

...Okay, can you please stop joking around?! I'm seriously freaking out here!

LMFAO /GAVE EMMETT A CANON UPDATE

[pledges.livejournal.com]

Wait.

...Wait.


[ after a long moment ] Nessie?

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

You know Jacob?

dictated forever;

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

Of course! He's my boyfriend.

Well, that's the easiest way to explain it, at least.

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

I didn't know he had a girlfriend.

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

Wait, you know him? And he's here?!

Well, he does. I don't know why he wouldn't tell you, if you're his friend.

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

He is.

Maybe he doesn't know you yet?

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

Did you say Jacob Black?

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

Aunt Rose! Can you tell me what's going on?! I was just out in the woods with Jake...

I know I was out later than I was supposed to, but Mom won't mind, right?

DICTATED 4EVA

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

.....

What did you just call me?

SAME

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

...Not you too.

This isn't funny anymore.

[SIGH]

I'm your niece!

[shirtless]

[ furrows his brows ]

How... do you know me?

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

[she brightens up instantly!]

THERE YOU ARE! I was so worried! Where are you?!

And...I can't find the bracelet you made me...you won't be mad, will you?

[shirtless]

[ paaaaaaaaause ]

I.. think you have me confused with another Jacob? Maybe?

[ does not get it at all ]

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

[sounds desperate]

No! You -- we're --

You're Jacob Black. I'm Nessie Cullen. Your best friend's daughter.

You...imprinted on me.

Jacob

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

...You have a girlfriend?

Neku

[shirtless]

Uh, well I was sort of seeing someone, but I don't know who this girl is, to be honest.

Jacob

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

Maybe. ['Or you don't know her yet.']

[dazzledbylight.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

Mom! Oh, I am so confused right now. Can you tell me what's going on?

[dazzledbylight.livejournal.com]

Mom? I think... you have me confused with someone else.

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

No! I'd know you anywhere. Don't say things like that, please.