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-- sn't fair, you got a head start --!

[stops, and falls silent]

...Jake? What happened? 

[sounds a little scared, but isn't going to let it show]

Jacob Black! Come out here right now!

[eyes the journal, and reluctantly walks over, looking down]

...Hello? Jake? Mom, Dad? Someone?!

Comments

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MARRY ME

[pledges.livejournal.com]

...You know the dog?

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You know Jacob?

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

Did you say Jacob Black?

<333 dictated4eva

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...Uncle Emmett? What are you doing here?!

dictated forever;

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Of course! He's my boyfriend.

Well, that's the easiest way to explain it, at least.

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Aunt Rose! Can you tell me what's going on?! I was just out in the woods with Jake...

I know I was out later than I was supposed to, but Mom won't mind, right?

<33333 YES PLS

[pledges.livejournal.com]

[ pauuuuuse ]

What?

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

I didn't know he had a girlfriend.

DICTATED 4EVA

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

.....

What did you just call me?

OMG YAY

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...Okay, can you please stop joking around?! I'm seriously freaking out here!

SAME

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...Not you too.

This isn't funny anymore.

[SIGH]

I'm your niece!

Re: SAME

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

... Is this some sort of sick joke? I don't understand.

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

Wait, you know him? And he's here?!

Well, he does. I don't know why he wouldn't tell you, if you're his friend.

LMFAO /GAVE EMMETT A CANON UPDATE

[pledges.livejournal.com]

Wait.

...Wait.


[ after a long moment ] Nessie?

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

...Wait. You -- you're serious?!

I'm your niece! Renesmee Carlie Cullen!

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

He is.

Maybe he doesn't know you yet?

LMAO

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

YES!

You were joking before, right?! And what's up with Aunt Rose?

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

[ And omg, she's about to pass out]

Who?

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? I've known him since birth!

[pledges.livejournal.com]

You sound older than I remember. [ pauuuuse ] Uh... Kind of a long story.

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[more than a little worried now =( ]

...Nessie. I'm Nessie. Daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen.

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[...] What?

[breaksurspine.livejournal.com]

Would you mind explaining it to me? I hate being left out of things.

[pledges.livejournal.com]

Rose. Rose. I'll tell you everything if you give me ten minutes.

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

You better.