(no subject)

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[The journal opens up to catch the sound of an almost routinely thing coming from Arthur's room; Arthur and Allen fighting. There's a frustrated sound]

God! You're such a- [another frustrated sound]

[OOC: April Fools~ :D ]

(no subject)

[onehorned.livejournal.com]

[ so! what's a future gut-eating monster to do on a fine evening like this?

she's walking around, not really paying attention to what is in front of her. her eyes are locked on her hand that she's carefully opening and closing, because she can't quite figure out why the cut she had healed so quickly.

what is this craziness? even if it's kind of cool ]

Gone..

#047

[expandhorizonts.livejournal.com]

( Joshua )

( Private )

® .074. eventually it'll be noon, but now it's time for sleeping

[banished_dame]

[was awoken by the cry and sploosh... someone needs to remember not to sleep with her journal open, even if it might be good for emergency use]

[said very mumbly and slightly not awake all the way yet]

Well, at least it's not Daleks again.

[rubs her eyes, tugs a blanket off the bed and to the floor where animals are already trying to lap up the water spill, boomf! the blanket covers them and the puddle... and back to sleep she goes]


--- [then sometime later, she's awoken to the feeling of little machines eating her clothing...]

What? [shakes her head] Okay. Did I seriously just have my clothing eaten off by nanomites?

(no subject)

[i-ate-jack.livejournal.com]

[And from the briny depths of Paradisa's pool, a loud sound is heard...

It's a sound that sends shivers down the spines of every pirate and sparrow within twenty thousand leagues.

There's a loud SPLOSH as a thirty-foot tentacle slams onto the ground around the pool, sending a torrent of water onto the open journal lying next to the water. And, as if to curse the gods for its fate, it lets out one more bellowing cry.]

KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

003

[fanfrickntastic.livejournal.com]

[Smecker and Eunice are at Deathmatch sitting at the bar, drinking, chatting and otherwise relaxing. He takes a sip of his bourbon and smirks at her]

So, how'd you like being a DEA agent? Did it spoil you for the little ol' FBI?

12

[always-bad-news.livejournal.com]

[Hey! Hey Paradisa!! Anyone trying to access any information on CastleNet is going to be surprised; The main page looks normal, but ALL THE LINKS HAVE BEEN SWITCHED.

That's right, RESTAURANTS takes you to SHOPPING, FLOORMAP takes you to the FAIRLYLAND ANIMAL CENTER.

And if you DO manage to find FLOORMAPS, everything there has been switched, too.

And for all you coders out there, in some very odd corner of the CastleNet's code you'll find a little Mouse ensignia.]

[Dictated]

I'm feeling a bit restless, anyone want to hit up the town today?

(no subject)

[cloakand_danger]

[The journal picks up the sound of someone carefully picking out a tune on a Linkite ocarina. Much like the last time he was heard playing it, the notes are a bit uncertain, and there are a lot of false steps.

Gradually, something changes, though. The meandering attempt at a folk tune turns into a clear tune.

The music stops, then, and almost absently, Yuan begins to sing.]

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a stairway to heaven...
When she gets there, she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.

[a bit more ocarina instrumental]

And she's buying a stairway to heaven...

((ooc: Slowly edging out of my hiatus. Song continued in comments. Welcome to April!))

Duel 021;

[parasited.livejournal.com]

[There's someone in the kitchen this fine afternoon humming away because this is as musical as he gets, even with Ryou's personality. He's cooking rice to make some delicious chashu onigiri :9 WHICH HAS ABOUT 3 MILLION INGREDIENTS/INSTRUCTIONS god]

...Hnn. This is harder than it looks. He made it look so easy whenever he cooked dinner back home.

Cooking always seemed so much easier when I was watching other people do it. Maybe I should practice more...even though it's not as if I need to eat myself.


[[ooc; That's right. YnB, in the kitchen, with an apron and hair hair pulled back. IT DOESN'T GET LIMIER THAN THIS]]

$86 again?

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

You know, I've had the castle take my clothing before.

This is the first time that it's been because small little machines ate them. [goes to her closet...] Well, that's not fair.

They ate all of my clothing, too.

043 ϟ moving

[not_myfirstday]

[Elle felt like moving her own things into her new place with Sylar, so she's been taking clothing in small piles from one drawer in her room, into the dresser in Sylar's room, she sets it in, turns around to grab a sock she dropped and when she looks back -- the drawer is empty]


Okay. That's not funny.

[glances down to watch as her own clothing gets eaten away...]

Really, really not funny.

[flips through the journal, unsure if she should be relieved or not]

At least it's not just me?

#2 - incinerated by a robot spider

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

[ah, morning in Paradisa. it's just like any other morning, really ... and two of its residents are starting things in their own particular way. one's writing a letter that will never feasibly be sent ... and the other one's practicing his own brand of futility. lucky for all of you, the journals pick it ALL up:]

Dearest, darlingest Dr. Mrs. The Monarch....

[testing his watch for the billionth time, thoroughly unenthused] Brock. Come IN, Brock.


[and then both of them BURST INTO SONG.]

♪There's been some confusion
With this crazy castle biz:♪

[looks a little weirded out, and heads for the hallway, trying to figure out why the hell he's randomly singing] But of course, I'm still a genius!

[flings down his notepad and heads out, himself] But of course, I'll rise above it!

[proximity isn't helping. they're both a little more compelled to sing, now:]
♪ ... For I know that's how you'd want me to respond ♪
Yes!
♪ There's been some confusion
For you see, my neighbor is:

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite IMPOOOOSSSSSIBLE TO DESCRIIIIIIIBE.... ♪

[wiggles a finger in his ear, and glares at the Monarch as he catches sight of him at the end of the hallway] ..... loud.

((OOC: AND SO IT BEGINS. Orange is Monarch, and blue is Venture, obvs. ))

010- Radio Free Mars

[jammin-with-ed.livejournal.com]

[Ed is rolling around the halls of the castle singing at the TOP OF HER LUNGS!]

♪ This is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on MY FRIENDS
some people started singing it ♪
not knowing what it was
and then they kept on singing it forever JUST BECAUSE!
♪ This is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on MY FRIENDS
some people started singing it
not knowing what it was ♪
and then they kept on singing it forever JUST BECAUSE!
This is the song that never ends
♪ it just goes on and on MY FRIENDS
some people started singing it
not knowing what it was ♪
and then they kept on singing it forever JUST BECAUSE!

(ooc: she's going to be singing this song nonstop aaaaaaaaaaall day. Feel free to see her anywhere :D)

28 -- Uh-oh

[so-catless.livejournal.com]

[Sakaki comes in from outside, with a cat. Whose cat is it? No one is really sure. But it is firmly attached to her hand with its teeth.

She is flailing a little around the lobby, covered in scratches, and she is singing]

♪--When she's content she purrs.
She thinks the house is hers.
But you won't like her when she's angry...No, you won't like her when she's angry.
[wincing, flailing] Angry, angry.

She's cuddly.
She's lovely, when she's in a happy mood.
She loves her kitten food.
But she's got such an attitude...
Completely rotten attitude...♪


((ooc: d-dear god...someone help her...))

ate 6 babies at the baby buffet

[deathbydick.livejournal.com]

[Have your friendly neighborhood Warlock sweeping the halls with grand gestures, setting fire to curtains and melting vases, encasing mice in little blocks of ice ... all the while singing with a wonderfully deep voice!]

♪ We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I!
I've no commitments that I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this far with any other guy!


♪ I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand!


♪♪NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU♪♪

[[ooc: You been Dick Roll'd!]]

(no subject)

[jokerish.livejournal.com]

( Harley )

[ADDED LATER:] ( BRUCE WAYNE )

[ooc: this post will be edited later with a present for Bruce... 8) huhu]

† 14th downfall {dictated}

[milanobutterfly.livejournal.com]

[Guess who has accidentally spotted her robot in the halls? Let's listen on as the journal catches all her humiliation.]

( OOC Cut for Song )

[ 26 ]

[need-to-rule-it.livejournal.com]

[the library is a place of quiet and study, a place to escape the chaos of the rest of the Castle and relax...which is why Billy's voice echoes particularly loudly when he suddenly leaps to his feet and BURSTS into song, sending several books flying and knocking over the chair he was sitting in. ....Sorry, fellow library-goers.]

♪ From my heart and from my hand!
Why don't people understand
My intentions?!

♪ Weird.... [wtf yes, he is totally into this] Ooo! ♪

[dramatically picking up and flipping through books to the beat. He's in a musical, yo!]

♪ Weird Science!
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces AND
Magic from the hand
We're makin'

Weird science! ♪

[...at least he's got a totally awesome singing voice?]

013

[someoneto-carry.livejournal.com]

[There is a group of people out on the courtyard, and they all seem to be practicing fighting. Normally it would be a normal day in Paradisa, but these fighters seem to be all lined up in a group and practcing martial art in...sync]

Oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

(no subject)

[cricketycricket.livejournal.com]

[the TARDIS in 1102 is a very busy place to be, at the moment - Five has reconfigured the rooms to make space for all the travelers going out to the borders this coming weekend, and reinstituted the stables he used to carry the animals, on his last trip. all that being done, he's in one of the larger rooms he's designated for cargo, hard at work building a cart out of scraps and bits and bobs he's either scrounged up from the ship, or asked for from the castle. he starts out humming to himself a little, merrily, and before long, he lifts up his voice quietly to himself:]

♪ Tell everybody I'm on my way,
New friends and new places to see,
With blue skies ahead, yes, I'm on my way
And there's nowhere else that I'd rather be... ♪

( OOC cut to save space... )

(no subject)

[madetobe.livejournal.com]

[he was just walking through the lobby, but he feels like someone is watching him]

...What the hell do you want?


[OOC: I promised to do this before the big change! Don't worry, Lucy is coming!]

78.0

[encryptedlock]

[York's standing near the entrance to the Leverage Tower, hoping this is all just some kind of sick joke by the castle. But his gut tells him otherwise, that Parker really is gone.

He should really know better than to make friends, shouldn't he?]



Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

( Cut for lyrics )

─ thirty six

[compete.livejournal.com]

[ ignoring and drowning out the people singing in the halls was easy. carrying out your plans in only your bra, fighting gear, and boy shorts.. was..n't... ]

[ AS IF SHE'D LET SOMETHING THAT STUPID STOP HER FROM CARRYING OUT HER PLAN. grand master plan.. of revenge. and after a day of stalking/wheezing into the journal, trying to find any clue as to where that fuckface jr. was hiding.... she decided to turn to his 'friends' for answers ]

[ and this SHINOBU was the first on her list.. :c KNOCK, KNOCK. slkdfjaweoi ]

[ ooc: i hope this is okai babby ;; PEOPLE ARE FREE TO SEE HER RUNNING AROUND HALF NAKED AND CRAZY BEFORE SHE GETS TO SHINOBU'S ROOM SLDKJFOWEIR ]

8

[thebloodstained.livejournal.com]

[So. One day, Oz and Alice were chilling in the kitchen together. Alice was eating, Oz was... also eating. And suddenly... a piano intro rolls in. Wolf-whistles come from nowhere. Alice is instantly at attention!]

Oz? What's that?

[[ooc: travesty continues in the comments!]]

blog fifty-five: HIT IT!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

((OOC: You knew it was coming, Para.))

[Barney's on his way back from his shift at the 'Kat, trying to chat up some cute town regular who came in. and we're talking, REALLY cute. the whole package AND the bag of chips. she's even got her cutest, tiniest 'yay it's spring out' outfit on. he's SO close to talking her back to his room, when ...]

I'm sorry, I just ... I can't.

What? Why not?

It's that suit. Nobody around here dresses like that. It makes me feel kind of ... awkward.

Well, the whole point IS to take it off ...

No, that's not what I ... I'll tell you what. If you show up tomorrow in clothes like everyone here in town wears, I'll think about it.

[raises an eyebrow at her, then shakes his head] Heh, no way. But can I at least get a smooch for the road?

[she slaps him, in spectacular fashion, and goes storming off, as dramatic piano music drifts up from nowhere. Barney rubs his cheek, then turns to the few onlookers nearby]

♪I know what you're thinkin':
"What's Barney been drinkin'?
That girl was smokin' hot!"
Yes, I could'a nailed her,
But no, it's not a failure -
Cuz there's one thing she is not!

Toooo score a ten would be just fine -
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines!
It's a truth you can't refu-u-u-uuuuuute:
NOTHIN' SUITS ME LIKE A SUIT! ♪

( Cut for lyrics... 'special guest stars' in comments, GO! )

+55

[imnot_likeyou]

[So Sam's sitting in the library when those clothes eating nanobots happen to wander by and proceed to divest him without his knowledge. It takes him a minute to notice it, when he happens to look down for something]

What the ... oh crap.

[and this would him scrambling for books to cover the important stuff. He tried asking the castle for something to wear, but his clothes kept managing to get eaten before Sam could get them on his body.

So now he's trying to make a run for his room, hoping that no one runs into him on the way. Clearly someone should]

e-l-e-v-e-n, eleven

[looksthisgood.livejournal.com]

[have a Gus and Shawn 9still on their loss)) skipping down the halls and singing. They look so happy. There's even some hand-jive going on. Feel free to wonder what the noise is and come look...they could always use back up singers!]

♪We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop that's the way it should be
Waooo Yeah

We're one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
Our names are signed boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap shoo bop
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-one

When we go out a night (oh-h oh)
And stars are shining bright (oh-h, oh)
Up in the skies above♪

[Gus does some fancy footwork and takes a spin, he's cool]

(no subject)

[thisisyimhot.livejournal.com]

[Itachi is just walking silently down the hall when suddenly, an ominous techno noise can be heard.]

Itachiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ...

Man-gek-you in da e-eye!
Only see blood when a ninja cry-y!
Wanna kill me then you betta get--

[suddenly, a clone appears next to him, transformed to look and sound like Naruto --]

SASUKEEEE!!!

[and then it disappears.]

( very OOC cut for the rest of the song )

[.... and the beat stops and he blinks. this ... is worse than the Thriller dance last year]

[ooc: I blame chat.]

Around about 1?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[This is Del.

This is Del naked.

This is Del staring at her naked body in confusion.

In your hallway.

Why did her clothing just fall off...?]

((ooc: Forwarded to after noon, because I flaked and forgot ya'll were about six hours behind me. Which is stupid because I've managed to remember for the last year and a half, but whatever... And openly open. Welcome to the possible awkward.))

Episode 21

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

[the singing reminds him of something, and he speaks the following words thoughtfully]

A lark, caught in a hunter's net
Sang sweeter then than ever,
As if the falling melody
Might wing and net dissever.
At dusk the hunter took his prey
The lark his freedom never
All birds and men are sure to die
But songs may live for ever.

╪ 019

[rasenhadou.livejournal.com]

[Filtered away from Ryou and the Ring Spirit]

Who know there could be so many variations of a single person? I should be flattered, obviously the castle thought I was important enough to not just have three versions of myself here, but to change two of them around so it's as if they're two new forms of 'me'.

....

Who am I kidding? Now they're both less than useless. Not even worth keeping around. Especially if that part of him is gone....

Keh, I should just let Diabound devour them.

Ninth Shot

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Sister has lost all her clothing (bar, of course, for her chastity belt) and is currently dancing around in the lobby, singing. LOUDLY]

( OOC cut is OOC for very NSFW song number. YOU WERE WARNED )

mission seven

[squirrelpatrol.livejournal.com]

[now that the epic Kraken battle is done, Dug has ARRIVED TO HELP FIGHT THE MONSTER. it is long gone, but he plunges into the pool anyway]

I AM READY FOR YOU, MONSTER! WHERE ARE YOU?

... It must be here somewhere. All I need to do is keep swimming.

[doggy paddles like mad, in LAPS]

♪ Just keep swimming!
Just keep swim-ming,
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming --
What do we do,
We swim!
Swim!♪

[BARK arf-arf woof ruff BARK]

♪ I love to swiiiiim, and
When you WAAAAAANT to swim
You want to KEEP on swimming

Just keep swimming
Just keep swim-ming...♪

❀ four unicorn statues for my desk

[iamdamnloyal]

It must be everyone's lucky day.

I've got the perfect excuse to go shopping later, too!

All my clothing is gone!





[ooc: She'll have a nude icon once I make it... playboy was nice to Mercedes]

(no subject)

[kindnessing.livejournal.com]

[Ken's been hanging out in the library, but now he's packing up his things and going back to his room.]

[He doesn't seem to notice the strings firing up in the background. Or that lone drum beat.]

♫ I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own ♪

[Or that he's acquired a new sweep to his step. Dear lord.]

[[ooc: continued in the comments!]]

There are 137 islands in the Hawaiian island chain

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[Crowley managed to avoid humiliation by song last year. This time around, he’s not so lucky. Have a lively little number being sung over the journals as he waters his plants]

♪Wouldn't it be great, if no one ever got offended
Wouldn't it be great to say what's really on your mind
I have always said 'all the rules are made for bending'
And if I let my hair down, would that be such a crime?

I wanna be consequence free
I wanna be where nothing needs to matter ♫
I wanna be consequence free
just sing

[Suddenly and quite inexplicably, he changes mid-song]

it
We will we will rock you ♪

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some ♫

...day?

[[ooc: loss start]]

★ ☆ 001

[hardcoreinblack.livejournal.com]

[the journals are picking up yet another bubbly tune. This shouldn't be surprising. It seems it's down in the kitchen this time....]

♪It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!
If the way is haaazy~
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be laaazy!
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy~♥!
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake~!♫

♪We gotta have it made~
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a ♥cake~!♥♪

section 2, article 0

[olbustedhotness.livejournal.com]

[the mail is finally gone. every last credit card flyer and magazine and bill and tabloid. he's finally able to get up in the morning, and put on his familiar old suit. as he gets dressed, he thinks of what he's got on his plate now - dealing with Legato, with no defenses ... and of the people the creeper has affected that can't fight back, either.

and then there's the fact that people are still leaving ... and that Jay's starting to become just as jaded as he is, which worries him more than he'll even say under a Private filter. as he buttons up his cuffs, and reaches for the suit jacket, however, the words just start coming out on their own:]

♪ Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on...

( Cut for lyrics - Paradisa version! )

(no subject)

[steelbound.livejournal.com]

( ROOM FILTER )

PDA in the kitchen

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Better ditch this place now.

[Faith and Reno were walking through the kitchen on their way to grab a smoke and get away from this batshit crazy singing, but suddenly Faith stops when she hears a guitar

She spins, giving him a look.

Suddenly, she feels like dancing]

When I see you baby

[saunters over]

I wanna take off your clothes
Just rip off your clothes
Just take off your clothes

[who knew Faith could sing?]

Case 06

[catscurse.livejournal.com]

[hearing a Paradisa musical was one thing this cat never really expected. But here he is, sitting in the lobby, when suddenly the bug hits him as well, quirky accordian music starting to play as he, too, breaks into song.]

♫ If you map out my psychology
It will look like archaeology
I've got no love for this society
I prefer total free autonomy! ♪

♫ Take your newfangled this and your newfangled that
And you can line them up and throw them overboard!
Your newfangled this and your newfangled that
And you can line them up and throw them overboard! ♪

( Cut for song! )

[there's then a pause]

What just happened?!

(no subject)

[fordreams.livejournal.com]

[ In ur castle, strolling around and nibbling a piece of bread he got from somewhere because he was hungry and he wanted bread. In the nude (again.

...except even more so this time since he has no freakish behelit on anymore)]

♪You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll not be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call~♫

[Looks like he's quite enjoying himself, really]

♫I called her on the phone and she touched herself. [Hi Casca]
She touched herself. [Hi Charlotte] She touched herself. [Hi just about every other female in the history of mankind ever]
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep~♪

[Anyone who missed out on dat fine ass the first time? It's on show again. Come take a peek]

☫ 14

[onset.livejournal.com]

[Want to know what's really a great idea? Sparring on the roof at night. Yeah, there's nothing like the danger of missing a step before slipping off the edge and falling to a very nasty death below. GOOD TIMES!

That's why Cassandra is positioned to one side of the roof, just having finished exchanging a series of blows with her sparring partner. She stands, ready for another round.]

Your turn.

Rorschach's journal. April 1st.

[shrt-temper.livejournal.com]

[Walter's in his room, staring a bit listlessly out the window. his journal's in his lap, open to the note that Question gave him after he shut the book on him last night.]

Good joke. Hmf. Really laughing now.

[shuts the journal again and tosses it onto his bed, getting up and crossing over to the wardrobe where he keeps his trenchcoat. he can hear people in the rooms on either side of him talking, the ambient noise of the castle swirling around him. normally, he's good at blocking it out, but this is just one of those days where, for some reason, it's getting to him. to cover it up, he starts out just sort of mumbling to himself, but ... the day being what it is, that doesn't last long. ]

Day after day, love turns grey ... like the skin of a dying man. [he shrugs on his coat and reaches for his mask]

♪ Night after night,
We pretend it's alright ... [tugs it onto his head, and tucks his scarf into his coat]
But I have grown older
And you have grown colder
And nothing is very much fun ... ♪

♪ And I - [tugs on a glove]
♪ Can feel - [and the other]
♪ One of my turns, coming on ... [heads out of his room, and downstairs, bound for town]

((OOC: Continued in the comments ... didn't think you'd ever see this one carry a tune, did you?))

041

[ultimaverum.livejournal.com]

[One of these days he’ll learn not to lose track of his journal. As it is, the silly magic thing has wiggled its way out of its binding and flopped open beside a meditative Charlie. And for awhile there isn’t a sound from him. Seeing how today is today though, that silence doesn’t last very long]

( Cut for singing )

((ooc B-b-b-backdated ahhh...))

011

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

Stiiiiitch!

[... oh lawd Sora is wandering around with... a ukelele in his hand.]

Stitch! Here, I wanna show you something! We're gonna sing a song!

[.... yeah he would plan this out better but he knows better than to try to plan anything with magic.]

※ four

[likethetragedy.livejournal.com]

[Following Ken's tip, Elektra spends her day swimming in the Sunshine Room. After a good day's swim she exits. She makes it a few steps before her clothes start getting eaten off. You now have a very annoyed, soaking wet woman in her bra and panties heading back to her room. Enjoy folks.]

(no subject)

[darkevangel.livejournal.com]

[Chie had just emerged victorious in yet another battle against evil. Of course, it was all personal. She fought for revenge, nothing more.

She was outside in the courtyard. Just as she decided to make her way back inside, a voice from above stopped her.]

I thought I taught you better than that. Look at you, so worn out from a single battle. 

[This is all recorded by the journal, which was blown open by a dramatic gust of wind. So, too, was recorded when Chie let out a gasp.]

Master!

[Perched atop the doorway leading into the castle is Evangeline McDowell, hair blowing dramatically in the wind as she looks down at her student, a grin etched into her face.

There's a moment of silence... and then it is broken.]

Ha!

[The teacher leaps down to meet the pupil... lashing out with a kick as she does so!]

(no subject)

[leadthedance.livejournal.com]

[Gino is up on the roof this fine evening, but of course, with absolutely no intention of angsting! He was aiming to just sightsee, but naturally this is where the castle takes over and causes a certain bug to kick in. With his journal nearby, he, predictably, breaks into song. And dancing as well.]

♪ With the fire from the fireworks up above me
With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain at hand
You run for cover in the temple of love
You run for another but still the same
For the wind will blow my name across this land...

( cut for musical interlude. you know the drill. )

[and he'll be singing that at least twice, and it will go on for eight minutes before the music ends. He's no slacker when it comes to performances. :D]

Part the 2nd [dictated]

[ksuriuri-san.livejournal.com]

[No, not even the Medicine Seller gets out of this free. Why? Well if he knew, he wouldn't be having this problem right now, would he?

The soft sound of a tea cup resting on the plate, and a gentle chime of little bells. It's soft, almost murmured, but carefully dictated enough to make out the words, even in that deep tone.]

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

( ooc cut for song! )

[.. OH CHRIST WAT. The hell was that song? ... Oh snap and the journals open. With a soft tsk, just pours another cup of tea.

Not going to let this ruin his day, he'll figure out what happened eventually.]

30 hits

[preparedforthis.livejournal.com]

[If the castle is making everyone musical -- like it did on this day last year -- Duster figures he might as well join in. So he's working on that song. The journal picks up snippets of an optimistic guitar tune, as well as Duster's occasional humming. He stops to scratch down some more lyrics and ...]

... That box wasn't there before, was it? Hmm ...

[The chair scrapes as he gets up. His uneven footsteps cross the floor, and the box clicks open.

And then, there's the loudest, longest fart sound you've probably ever heard.]

...

[It was one of THOSE gift boxes from home. Duster's just ... not going to dignify that with a comment quite yet.]

(no subject)

[rainin-blk-ppl.livejournal.com]

[Jay's walking through the lobby, not really headed anywhere in particular when suddenly he starts humming and bobbing his head. Before he realizes what he's doing, he stops in the middle of the lobby and smirks, letting out a little chuckle before he starts rapping. He gets all into it, grooving and rapping directly at anyone nearby]

( Cut for Lyrics! )

[When his rap ends he kind of shakes his head, looking around. Then he just shrugs, grins, tucks his sunglasses back into his pocket and continues on his merry way]

✯ four ✯

[solingen-sempai.livejournal.com]

[suddenly, a drumbeat starts in the gym, followed by a guitar riff]

♬ I, just wanna see the weather
But you, you've got my shoes
It feels so wrong, it feels so right
To come home to you late at night
But baby, where are you now? ♬

♬ But when you come home baby
I know somehow that your eyes have gone astray
And when you come back baby
You'll just look back and say, "I want you" ♬

♬ Baby, I wanna to kiss you honey bun
It feels just like you know that quite as well
It still feels wrong, feels so right
To come home to you late at night
But baby, where are you now? ♬

[#*&^%$, that was Freudian, she thinks...

IT'S NOT OVER?! WHY?!]

003

[saikyou-saiaku.livejournal.com]

[and if that outburst in the gym wasn't enough, the EXACT SAME VOICE can be heard in the lobby, if in a more tender tone]

♬ Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you ♬

♬ Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you ♬

♬ Oh, can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every step you take ♬

( not cut ICly )

... ... [draws breath. She is remarkably nonchalant about this]

Can't deny it.

(no subject)

[lookslikedepp.livejournal.com]

[there's a cough, as if somebody is clearing their throat, then a tapping sound]

Is this thing on?

Oh, hey, Crowley, Uru, Alessandro, I just had a brilliant idea! Uh, get on the CastleNet. It'll be cool, promise!

[as he says that, a catchy tune starts playing in the background... and the webcam Jesus was fiddling with turns on

he has a rather serious, somber expression on his face, thought the small tugs on the corners of his lips suggest that this is, perhaps, all an elaborate act on his part

and then he gets to the lyrics]

( cut for RIDICULOUS )

[he once again stops the motions, then moving in closer to the webcam...

apparently a little bit too close, as he literally bashes the webcam with his head, sending the webcam falling to the ground while Jesus lets out an "Ack!"

the music continues on without him, but he quickly turns off the webcam...]

(no subject)

[invokes.livejournal.com]

[ knock! knock! oz open your door, gil has your dinner. FSTEAK. ]

Oz? It's me.

$0.13

[balancethebooks.livejournal.com]

[it's nearly midnight. one Mr. Timothy Damon has almost made it through the day... and holing himself up in his room and packing to move a few things into town seems to have done the trick. he seals up the last of the boxes and decides to take a walk out to look at the office he's rented for himself.

he really shouldn't have left his room ... a frenetic string quartet melody starts to follow him down the hall. he puts a hand into his pocket and takes out a photograph - something the Castle left him, at Christmas - of a dark-haired woman. and damn it all, he starts to sing, quietly but tersely]

♪ Stay out of the light
Or the photograph that I gave you
You can say a prayer if you need to
Or just get in line and I'll grieve you
Can I meet you, alone?
Another night and I'll see you
Another night and I'll be you
Some other way to continue
To hide my face... ♪

( Here be lyrics, and crazy, and such. )

002

[amanofmyword.livejournal.com]

[Joker is strutting around the castle, throwing Joker cards at people like frisbees]
( Cut! It had to happen... )

one hundred and thirty-six:

[queendramabitch.livejournal.com]

[no, Lucy has not joined in the singing today, for obvious reasons. She HAS, however, found herself dancing uncontrollably to every. single. song. sung. Needless to say, she is a very tired and unhappy camper about this]



[ooc: props to my husband for the suggestion]

(no subject)

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

( Kon )

(no subject)

[thenewbat.livejournal.com]

[BACKDATED to a few hours earlier. Terry's in the stables. Because he is. He's pulling a horse out of a stall]

( Not cut IC )

-Woah! [The horse neighs, Terry yells, and then there's silence because the horse just bucked him and the journal got shut. A few minutes later he opens it back up]

What... Why did the castle make me do that?

((THIS IS ALL KAGARI'S FAULT. I TAKE NO BLAME.))

(no subject)

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[there's the soft clinking of a glass as somebody reads over the journal

a sip

and some silence]

Today's been a crazy day.

I can't think of a better time to have... a drink or two.

Or three.


[and then... he breaks into song]

♫Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health♫

♫I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol♫

( god wut )

[and then a long pause as he comes back to his senses... or what's left of them]

.....Huh. I think I'll take another drink.

GRAND FINALE: THROUGHOUT THE CASTLE

[chaseurdreams.livejournal.com]

[Throughout the castle you can hear the sound of a horse neighing and suddenly music starts to play]

[If you are to look outside of your rooms and in the halls, or in the lobby, you might catch a glimpse of a ROBOT UNICORN running through the halls, occasionally speeding up and RAMMING through giant glass stars that lay around the castle.]

[OOC: Please wait until subject headings are put up for each floor! Okay characters are free to react to the unicorn running by, the music playing, the random glass stars or take this opportunity to sing one last song before April Fools day is over! EXCEPT PLEASE LEAVE THE DUCK POND THREAD ALONE UNTIL ITS FINISHED. FINAL EVENT IS FINISHED, FEEL FREE TO HAVE WITNESSED AND REACT TO THE DUCK POND THREAD. The unicorn itself won't respond to any comments due to the fact that it's busy running ]