(no subject)

[difficultly.livejournal.com]

[hi, have a kitchen!Julia who is staring at a pot that she swears just moved by itself.]

That's odd.

(no subject)

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

My fucking Moai keeps moving. Even after I took out the batteries.

STOP FUCKING MOVING.

One Hundred Fifty-One

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

( Filter: Donna, Five, Rose, Jack, Handy, Jenny. )

first mission

[thriceasnaive.livejournal.com]

OooooooOOOOOOoooooh!

[ a few more 'oohs' and 'aahs'. someone has just arrived and is taking in the view of her bedroom. there's a giggle, and now the groaning of springs as someone is jumping on her bed. ]

What IS this place? It's so big and pretty! This is what the treehouse should look like! Ooh!

[ a thump! and she's rushing over toward a closet and throwing open the door ]

This could hold, like, a kajillion Rainbow Monkeys! I have to show the others!

Numbuh One? Numbuh Two? [ pause ] Numbuh Fiiiiiiive...

Where is everyone?

needle #1

[mylittleneedles.livejournal.com]

[She opens her eyes, jolting upward with a highly audible gasp from the bed she had found herself in. Her widened eyes move from left and right as she grasps at her chest to try and slow her violently beating heart, fingers digging into the fabric of her shirt in order to calm herself down still. At a slight noise and the movement of her bed, she reaches for the pistol at her leg and scrambles off her bed.

With a few hitched and panicked breaths, she scrambles around her room and shifts her eyes, wary of her surroundings. There could be a sicko around the corner, or there could be some other violent danger. There was always something that could happen, especially in a strange place such as this one. It was just something she had grown to expect.

She presses herself up against the wall, gasping at the faint movement of her furniture... the furniture did just move, right? Great, she was going crazy. Was this the side effect of becoming a sicko? No wonder they became such violent bastards. She huffed, growling at her own accursed luck.]

...come out, you fucking sickos.

(no subject)

[bloody-doctor.livejournal.com]

I don't appreciate this latest turn of events.

[he's lost control of his scalpels for now; feel free to have your characters notice scalpels flying dangerously through the air]

» third dream

[sinfully-pure.livejournal.com]

[ recorded sounds of something heavy walking about the room ]

[ slightly flustered: ] O-Oh... Ah... T-Thank you, um, C-Chair-san, but... i-it's quite all right. I-I can walk... R-Really!

[ 008 ]

[progeny.livejournal.com]

[ written.. poorly |D ]

Mm, I didn't get to go to the party because I slept in! I wanted to visit Allen and Kaoru! It sounds like everyone who did go had a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun, too! Even if I didn't get to go. Sayuka-san helped me with my costume! Ah, but it's a secret until Halloween!

[ dictated suddenly, there's a startled shout then, after a length pause, a laugh ]

.. Wow! Bow Wow Kyo is moving!

[Room filter]

[playsthegame.livejournal.com]

[Is happily oblivious until all of a sudden cold water is thrown over him, jerking him out of unconsciousness and back into the real world. Lex gasps, half from the cold water and half from the blow to the head he'd taken that had previously knocked him out. Trying to draw breath, the Luthor slowly realized his hands and feet were bound. Lex knows what this means, having been in more than enough hostage situations himself. He looks around the room, squinting, taking note that he was in his own room before noticing Lana stood infront of him.]

.... I thought we were clear on you staying away from me.....



[ooc: backdated to yesterday during Lana's loss, sorry.]

(no subject)

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

[there is a weird sound here... unusual like something soft and plushie trying to... walk and failing]

[Kanda's unmistakable 'tch' followed by some panda squeaking - a lot of squeaking since he is getting agitated plus there is a sound of a scrapping chair]

56

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

...

I've heard of having a hard time of getting out of bed in the morning, but this is ridiculous.

Might anyone know how to get a bed to stop hugging you? 

Two.

[asangelsfly.livejournal.com]

[ someone is having a slightly hard time adjusting to the fact he isn't in the middle of a war anymore >: poor guy -- he's stalked enough people for today, so he's... resting... or something like that; cause hey his host needs rest too and he totally forgot that the journal is recording what he says 8)b ]

It's too quiet.

(no subject)

[tophrocks.livejournal.com]

[journal opens, everything is dictated... but it sounds like she's on a washing machine or something, hahaha]

Okay, this is exactly why I didn't want to move back to the castle. Weird stuff always happens.

My bed's moving.

Spooky!

( Neku )

.002

[childofwine.livejournal.com]

( private )

I can at least say the selection of wine is quite impressive, I'm sure even Éclair would find some pleasure in being stuck in a place like this. Despite it's many inconveniences, speaking of which if she does turn up I apologize in advance for any walls that may or may not be destroyed. You see, she can have quite the temper.

[ sound of pages being flipped and someone taking a sip of drink ]

022

[shirtless]

[ there's a loud CRASH! as a door is broken down, followed by the revving of an engine, and then a scream of surprise ]

W-What the fuck?! Get off of... Shit, what the hell? Why is my motorcycle attacking me?!

(ooc: feel free to have seen a motorcycle burst through the front doors of the castle and drive itself all the way up to the 13th floor. ^^)

(no subject)

[systemizing.livejournal.com]

Okay, Vongola, hold that pose...

W-Why are we taking pictures again?

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE TENTH?!"

Taking pictures for--

[hissing of fuses]

H-Hieeee, G-Gokudera-kun?!

TENTH! DON'T LET PEOPLE TAKE YOUR PICTURE FROM THAT ANGLE!

I was just going to make--

DON'T TOUCH HIM.

G-Gokudera-kun, there's machine oil he--.. H-HIEEE!

[cue a VERY LOUD explosion]

[ooc: :3 Taking pictures for robotics research - Tsuna canon update GET~ Tsuna, Gokudera, Spanner, btw.]

LV.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[SOUNDS LIKE HE'S IN A WRESTLING MATCH WITH HIS COUCH]

[his couch is doing it out of love, though. ):]

(no subject)

[hatesdolls.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Stupid--come back here!!

[the sound of Asuka running after... something, and then the sound of water splashing and a shriek]

What did I ever do to you!?

[[ooc: She was a bit abusive to her furniture ;; ]]

♥ x 3

[bakehimcakes.livejournal.com]

AIEEEEEE!

MARIOOO!

[the furniture are fighting for her attention, HALP!]

♕ five

[steelbound.livejournal.com]

[ well someone is in the kitchen trying himself some American pumpkin pie for the first time! Minato starts to pour himself a glass of milk when the glass suddenly jerks off to the side leaving spilled milk everywhere.. milky. ]

[ Minato cleans it up the best he can and he's ready for his second try, this time holding the glass! Nope, sorry, the glass slides out of the way again. This time Minato ends up with milk all over his arm. Okay, with that he gives up and decides to go after the pie. urrr, I guess the castle loves messing with him. There's a slide of a plate and a squish. Look who has pie, whipped cream, and milk all over him... idk feel free to point and laugh ]

Entry 20

[politesarcasm.livejournal.com]

[Ianto has always been incredibly kind to his furniture, what with being a neat freak and cleaning everything all the time so it's decided to be extra comfy. He settles back on the bed and and sighs]

Despite the fact that it insists on moving from side to side my bed is actually quite comfortable today. Which is one thing I'm fine with saying out loud.

Target 019

[tsuna10th.livejournal.com]

[sounds of sheets rustling, and then someone waking up and gasping]

W-What?! Wasn't I just figh--.. Wait..

H-Hieeee?! I-I'm back here again?!

[ooc; Have a new and improved canon bumped Tsuna!]

(no subject)

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

[Pushing his violent furniture out into the hall until it learns to behave]

This better not last a week.

.•°☯ 235☻

[disassociating.livejournal.com]

[the sound of an alarm clock going off ecstatically, and then stopping with no results. a second round of more furious ringing is recorded with no results either.]


[whatever sound an alarm clock makes while ringing, enraged, and throwing itself at a person hard enough that it falls apart upon impact]




Ah? ...Ah?


[some shuffling of blankets as Agito falls back to sleep]

seven

[misslafosse.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Princess Peach! Junbug told me that you made us some cake. It was quite delicious! We shared it together during our lazy day in bed. I never knew mushroom cake would be so good. It's almost sinful!

I was glad to see that things were starting to quiet down. Well, that was until my lipstick tried to apply itself today. Silly little makeup. I suppose everything is coming to life, then?

[Kitchen Filter - Kuki, Lambo, and Shirley]

[lovely-siren.livejournal.com]

Alright, ghosts! Listen up! We're going to make a chocolate cake today and it's going to be extra super because it's for a birthday! So you there, go get the really good chocolate and I'll get the things set up.

[hums to herself as she preps the area of the kitchen that they'll be working in]

003

[halfthemist.livejournal.com]

[Dictated;]


Ah! The furnitures... are floating.


This place doesn't make any sense.

It's different, yet... the same.

(no subject)

[cupcakewrappers.livejournal.com]

[Dictated, in his room. All 386 of Edaniel's hats are floating around. One lands on his head.]

Why, hello, Mrs. Bowler Hat! [looks in mirror]

Muy sexifino! Now, time to go get some food...

[As he leaves his room, all of hits fly out and explore the hallways.]

FLYING FLAPJACKS!!!!!! Why do these things always happen to me? [incomprehensible muttering as he goes in search of his hats]


[ooc: Feel free to be randomly attacked by an Edaniel hat or whatever on floor 12 and surrounding floors.]

Vision: Living furniture

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Okay. If my lamp starts breaking out into song, I am going to smash it.

[042 ←]

[rocksalting.livejournal.com]

( Filter: Cas )

[later...]

( Filter: Mary Campbell )

015

[palpitations]

My birthday was last Saturday... Nothing happened. Birthdays are sometimes like that, right? I don't even know how old I am...

( private )

I'm not staying in my room. The furniture is ridiculous.

(no subject)

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[Dictated sniffling.]

Lambo saw a ghost earlier.      [Hiccups.]

THEY'RE SO SCARY!!!!!!    WAAAAH!!


tolerate.....[More hiccups and sniffling]


Hey hey , can people here really be bulletproof?

(no subject)

[khaji-da.livejournal.com]

( Private )

(no subject)

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

...Okay... So, chairs moving are not something I'm really used to. And judging by the things I'm hearing, its not common here either. Did we do something to deserve this?

☆ nine

[stardustflying.livejournal.com]

[Written in HUUUUGE writing so nobody misses it]

number two

[detectivedrake.livejournal.com]

[dictated, the sound of muffled swearing along with a vague rattling sound against glass]

Right then, 'journal', make yourself useful and take note:

Add 'overly amorous hairbrush' to growing list of problems.

14

[assistingstark.livejournal.com]

[shudders] Everything's moving, it 's just wrong. I'm going for a walk, preferrably away from all the wriggling objects.

(no subject)

[knowsyourangst.livejournal.com]

It is odd.

(no subject)

[baseballgeek.livejournal.com]

[recorded laughter]

She wasn't joking about the floating furniture.

This place is really strange sometimes. [haha]

[a short pause followed by the sound of a door knob being rattled]

Hm?

[sound of what can only be a small struggle to open a very clearly locked door]

I didn't know the front doors locked from the outside.

(no subject)

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[Donna's back to normal now! but as she talks, her voice sounds a hint more caustic than usual] Oh, thanks, castle. That's just brilliant. You're far, far too kind.

Everybody else back to normal, then? Bit of a long loss, if you ask me.

two ✿

[diminishes.livejournal.com]

[Orihime is in the kitchen, cooking peanut butter hot dogs with an extremely friendly pan and several forks and knives]


They're never this helpful back home~!

(no subject)

[sofaultless.livejournal.com]

( Travis )

(no subject)

[sureisdifferent.livejournal.com]

[A two-foot tall ball of books is rolling around the library. But it's... sort of stuck in the corner :(]

(no subject)

[supes]

( Shayera )

( Lana )

( Mom )

This whole thing with moving furniture is practically out of some cartoon movie from when I was younger.

Case Fourteen: Welcome Home.

[hollowlegs.livejournal.com]

[the following is pained:] Shit. Ow. -- Fuck, is that recording? -- Stop moving, you bloody --

[ka-thunk.]

... Drawbacks aside, I never thought I'd be so bloody glad to be myself again. And - [thunk] - am I to assume this is supposed to be this year's Halloween castle-prank? More of a bloody nuisance than frightening to me.

( Filter: Lucy Saxon )