033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I ... really don't think I'm cut out for that, Pinkie. [PLUS IT'S EMBARRASSING AND NOT COOL AT ALL]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Everyone can sing! Just open your heart and let the tune bounce out.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yes ... okay. Why don't you show me how. [maybe she'll get caught up in the moment and forget she asked him to sing ...]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Okie dokie lokie~

♫ Brock, he is my very best friend
With a scowly face and hair of gold
We'll be together right until the end
Side by side, 'til we're grey and old

He's can't do magic with his horn
Or that's what Molotov said
But even so, he is never forlorn
He can do other things instead

Like his massive muscled arms
Or his great big chest
Hair gold as hay on the farms
He's the very best! ♪

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[PINKIE ... PIE ........ Brock just makes this face. Forever. Forever.]

Well ... gee ... I don't know if I could top that, Pinkie ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I bet you'll do the best most hoof-tapping song ever!

[She's waaaaiting.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[god ... why .........

Brock just stares ...]

It's not happening.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I'm not ... much of a singer ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Anypony can sing, it comes from the heart.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a visual guy ... what if I painted you something?

[HINT: BROCK IS A TERRIBLE ARTIST]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I would love a painting!

That would be the most terrific treat ever!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[DOES THAT MEAN HE'S OFF THE HOOK ABOUT SINGING ......]

Cool. I'll make you something, then.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Okie dokie lokie.

[She's watching him expectantly. Go on then, Brock!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[What ... no ...]

I can't do it when you're staring at me. I meant like ... later.

Do you celebrate Christmas where you're from? [Pony Christmas?] I could give it to you as a present ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

We celebrate Hearth's Warming Eve... what's Christmas?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

It's this thing in winter, everybody exchanges gifts. There's like, trees and red clothes and ... stuff. [Drunk karaoke comes to mind, but that could just be Brock's experience.]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Why are there red clothes?

[Why not blue?]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Because blue is what the Russians do, Pinkie Pie. You don't want to be a Commie, do you?]

I don't really know. That's just Christmas colors, red and green.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Maybe this year the colour could be PINK?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Maybe ... you can wear pink.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You can wear pink with me!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I don't think so ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[flat look ... Pinkie Pie don't you understand pink is not manly at all]

It wouldn't look great on me.