033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Only real men wear pink, Brock.]

Of course it would, pink is the bestest best colour ever.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[No ...]

Well ... I think you might be a little biased.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Because I'm pink!

...Right?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That'd be it.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You could be pink too!

...We just need some dye.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[LMFAO ... BROCK SCOOTS AWAY A LITTLE ...]

Uh, I'm cool. Thanks.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Okie.

Dokie.

Lokie.

[BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, BROCK!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD ... WHAT JUST HAPPENED ...]

Right ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Now let's sit down and eat the food.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[yes ma'am ...

well, at least he's off the hook about singing :|]

Yeah, sure.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[She plonks herself down on the blanket, and just starts inhaling the food.

Better eat quick, Brock.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie Pie will you never cease to completely terrify regular humans or what

Brock just kind of CAREFULLY (he doesn't want to lose a hand) grabs some food oh my god.]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[She is somehow eating whole cakes in one go and stuffing more food inside her than she has body mass.]

Ish de'ish'us!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Brock is just staring ... slowly eating ... and staring ...]

Yeah ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Eventually, when the blanket is empty, she rolls on her back and burps.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[wow, classy, little pink horse

Brock just sits there ... staring. Still staring.]

Where do you put it all?

damn you html fail

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

In my tummy, of course!

kill it ..........

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

How did you not freaking explode? [It's just pony magic, Brock, settle down.]

set pinkie on it

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a pony, not a bomb.

[Duh.]

kill it with sparkles

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Right. How could I make that mistake.

and love

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

A pony bomb would be awesome!

true and accurate

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

What ... would it explode ponies? Or turn everybody into a pony?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

...Hm.

BOTH!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

... you must really miss your weird jacked-up pony world, huh?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I wish you could come to Equestria too! I'd show you the weather factory where the Pegasus ponies make the weather.