033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Weather factory. Is that a real thing? You sound like that's a real thing.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Of course it's a real thing, where else would the rainbows and storm-clouds get made?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

By nature ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

But then how would you know when to have a picnic?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

By looking outside.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

If the Pegasus do it, then there's a schedule!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That's kinda boring, right? Knowing what's gonna happen before it happens.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Sometimes... that's why we have surprise parties!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That sure does explain a lot ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

It does?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah -- like why you're all into surprise parties. You have to make your own excitement, I guess.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

There's lots of excitement in Equestria! But surprise parties are the best kind of excitement.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Does everybody like surprises in Pony Land?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

No... but the ponies that don't are just grumpy hooves.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that makes them, uh, "grumpy". Some people just aren't big on surprises.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Like who?

[NOPONY, BROCK, THAT'S WHO!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I don't like surprises that much. [Don't call him grumpy, Pinkie, he doesn't know ...]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[WHAT?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[DID HE JUST SET HIMSELF UP FOR A SURPRISE PARTY ...]

What's with the face ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

...I thought we were friends, Brock Samson.

[HDU not like surprises... and, by extension, HER PARTIES?!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie Pie ... no .........]

What -- we are. I'm just not big on surprises ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You... don't like surprise parties?

[Her voice sounds like her icon looks.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[ohhh pinkie noooooooo]

Uhhh, I don't really like surprises in ... general ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[lksdjflks freaking tiny pink horse ugh ugh ugh]

Well, I guess ... maybe ... you could try if you wanted ...