033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a visual guy ... what if I painted you something?

[HINT: BROCK IS A TERRIBLE ARTIST]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I would love a painting!

That would be the most terrific treat ever!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[DOES THAT MEAN HE'S OFF THE HOOK ABOUT SINGING ......]

Cool. I'll make you something, then.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Okie dokie lokie.

[She's watching him expectantly. Go on then, Brock!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[What ... no ...]

I can't do it when you're staring at me. I meant like ... later.

Do you celebrate Christmas where you're from? [Pony Christmas?] I could give it to you as a present ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

We celebrate Hearth's Warming Eve... what's Christmas?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

It's this thing in winter, everybody exchanges gifts. There's like, trees and red clothes and ... stuff. [Drunk karaoke comes to mind, but that could just be Brock's experience.]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Why are there red clothes?

[Why not blue?]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Because blue is what the Russians do, Pinkie Pie. You don't want to be a Commie, do you?]

I don't really know. That's just Christmas colors, red and green.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Maybe this year the colour could be PINK?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Maybe ... you can wear pink.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You can wear pink with me!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I don't think so ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[flat look ... Pinkie Pie don't you understand pink is not manly at all]

It wouldn't look great on me.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Only real men wear pink, Brock.]

Of course it would, pink is the bestest best colour ever.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[No ...]

Well ... I think you might be a little biased.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Because I'm pink!

...Right?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That'd be it.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You could be pink too!

...We just need some dye.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[LMFAO ... BROCK SCOOTS AWAY A LITTLE ...]

Uh, I'm cool. Thanks.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Okie.

Dokie.

Lokie.

[BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, BROCK!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD ... WHAT JUST HAPPENED ...]

Right ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Now let's sit down and eat the food.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[yes ma'am ...

well, at least he's off the hook about singing :|]

Yeah, sure.