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[Room Filtah]

[It's just your average morning for Deadpool. He actually went to bed last night for the first time in a few days so he's completely conked out. Getting drunk probably helped that. but the fact that his boyfriend has apparently slipped into his room at some point last night hasn't gotten noticed.

And you know what else he isn't noticing? The two little girls whispering and giggling quietly as they try sneaking into the bed to lay down next to their dads. Yeah it's that time of the year. His little Skippy is back along with her new BFF, Q's daughter Emily. Deadpool's so out of it that the girls can keep pushing and poking him until he mutters in his sleep and scoots over to give them more room. This is going to be a long week]

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[...oh now there's something cuddling on him IT IS TOTALLY CUDDLING YOU ARE A CUDDLER WADE Hnnn, glances over his shoulder to tell the cuddler to go away he is taken--]

[Except then Emily's ridiculously red hair catches his eye and he startles... right... out of... bed kjhsdf HE IS THE SMOOTHEST DUDE]

[Whispering and quiet giggling he could deal with but now the girls are laughing their little heads off and that fall wasn't exactly quiet. Bro why did you do that now he's waking up]

[Looks over the edge of the bed]

Um... [Blinks a couple times, focusing on Deadpool after a second]

I fell out of bed, is that... Emily behind you? [Or did he hallucinate that lkjsdf]

[Sits up then turns and, indeed, there is a little red headed girl but there's also his little repeat offender]

[Picks the laughing girl up, grinning. HE IS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW]

[lkjsdf watches this, smiling faintly... But after a moment, he stands and yes, he was right, that is Emily watching Deadpool and Skippy. The moment she sees Q though, she scrambles across the bed and he picks her up as well]

[JUST HUGGING. Baww these two are so much quieter fff]

[Pfft this Deadpool and his magical babby. Of course they're loud]

[Deadpool sighs dramatically as he hugs her, looking at Q]

Edited 2011-05-22 09:33 (UTC)

[Gives him an amused hum, though he's still smiling at Emily. She on the other hand, looks over at Wade with her BIG SAD BLUE EYES]

Please...

[CLEARLY SHE HAS GOT TO MAKE HER LATEST DAD LOVE HER SOMEHOW]

[Skippy frowns, pulling on Deadpool's shirt]

[Guess who's going to get kids pawned off onto him~]

[Really? *^* Best job... Just... grins stupidly lkjsdf]

Of course. [Glances between da kids] Unless they want to help you, instead.

[But Emily shakes her head at that, laying against Charlie's chest instead]

[He was expecting more whining. Awesome. And Skippy shakes her head too]

[Wait what. Looks at Q. WHAT]

[Opens mouth!]

[...no wait. Squints over at Skippy]

Baby...?

[Emily is now laughing at the stupid adults lkjsdf]

[And Skippy is indeed looking at them both like they're idiots]

[And she points the door the castle added to Deadpool's room]

[BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO]

[BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO HUSBANDO )8 Sighs and... sets Emily down though she insists on following him as he goes over and slowly... opens... the door...]

[@_@ There is definitely a crib in there. And a lump that could probably be a baby sleeping under its blankets.........]

[TURNS AROUND, looking thoroughly flustered]

Uhh, yep, looks like there might be a baby...!

[Skippy's off like a shot, running over to stand next to Q while Deadpool just... Sits there dumbfounded]

Um...

[Looks down at Skippy and Emily. FFFFFF HOW DO BABIES WORK THOUGH]

Here let me... look at... this. [Venturing a little further in, moving the blanket to reveal... a stupid little tuft of brown hair and what is definitely a baby's head. It stirs a little, but it's still asleep, and he glances at the girls again]

I think it's sleeping? [HELP HIM, WADE LKJSDF]

[Yeah, no. you're on your own bro]

[SHE WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE BABBY PLZ]

N... no. [ljsdf] Shh, we can't wake it up. We just need to... let it sleep I think.

[Waving the children out of the room because he really doesn't... want it to wake up anytime soon AHAHAHA]

[Yeah that's all he has to say atm. ANOTHER KID? HIS AND Q'S? WHAAAAAAAAAAT. And Skippy is pouting, crossing her arms]

[Well, Skippy does. She doesn't really know about Emily but she's just going to assume the other girl feels the same way]

Edited 2011-05-23 09:08 (UTC)

[...okay, picks Skippy up then and takes her over the threshold, Emily diligently following behind. DOOR CLOSED. CANNOT DEAL WITH BABY RIGHT NOW AUGH]

Yes you can play with it-- him when he wakes up, but I don't know when that's going to be. You should let him rest while he can though. [All said... very very quickly. Panicking... slightly... don't mind him]

[Skippy's kicking her legs and whining. BUT HER DOWN WEIRDO]

[BRAIN IS BREAKING SO BAD AHHHH]

[Okay okay. Sets her down! But he kind of... ends up hanging onto her head anyway, because if he lets go he might fall over a little bit]

Apparently? [ALSO BRAIN BREAKING AHAHAHA]

[Ug Q you're not making her like you Q.]

[Oh well at least that's something else to focus on]

[LKSDF SORRY HE'S IN SHOCK OKAY. But Emily decides it's time to intervene because her dad is a doofus sometimes, so she smacks at his hands until he lets Skippy go, and... blinks finally... and focuses again]

Oh... sorry, kid. Lost track of myself, I guess.

[Skippy glares, moving a few steps away from Q then let's it go because she has more important things to think about]

[Gets up and doesn't even get dressed, making his way to his kitchen to cook with Skippy following him]

[Emily gives Q A Look and then runs after them]

[...Q WILL BE ALONG IN A LITTLE BIT he has to stare at this baby for a little bit pff]