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[Room Filtah]

[It's just your average morning for Deadpool. He actually went to bed last night for the first time in a few days so he's completely conked out. Getting drunk probably helped that. but the fact that his boyfriend has apparently slipped into his room at some point last night hasn't gotten noticed.

And you know what else he isn't noticing? The two little girls whispering and giggling quietly as they try sneaking into the bed to lay down next to their dads. Yeah it's that time of the year. His little Skippy is back along with her new BFF, Q's daughter Emily. Deadpool's so out of it that the girls can keep pushing and poking him until he mutters in his sleep and scoots over to give them more room. This is going to be a long week]

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[Skippy's kicking her legs and whining. BUT HER DOWN WEIRDO]

[BRAIN IS BREAKING SO BAD AHHHH]

[Okay okay. Sets her down! But he kind of... ends up hanging onto her head anyway, because if he lets go he might fall over a little bit]

Apparently? [ALSO BRAIN BREAKING AHAHAHA]

[Ug Q you're not making her like you Q.]

[Oh well at least that's something else to focus on]

[LKSDF SORRY HE'S IN SHOCK OKAY. But Emily decides it's time to intervene because her dad is a doofus sometimes, so she smacks at his hands until he lets Skippy go, and... blinks finally... and focuses again]

Oh... sorry, kid. Lost track of myself, I guess.

[Skippy glares, moving a few steps away from Q then let's it go because she has more important things to think about]

[Gets up and doesn't even get dressed, making his way to his kitchen to cook with Skippy following him]

[Emily gives Q A Look and then runs after them]

[...Q WILL BE ALONG IN A LITTLE BIT he has to stare at this baby for a little bit pff]

[~~Bawwwww Q~~ Waits for Emily to catch up, smiling]

[Skippy nods, waving her arms as she talks]

[Smug Deadpool is smug even if it's just praise from a four year old and gets to the kitchen, pulling out all the stuff he needs for breakfast]

[WELL EMILY'S GONNA GET ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS THEN. Because she inherited her father's curiosity. Aren't you lucky 8>]

[And then Q appears in the door and leans against the frame, smiling softly and watching]

Best pancakes at least...

[Q You really just want Skippy to hate you don't you]

>i>[Pouring flour into a bowl doo doo pancake makin tiem]

[NOT REALLY HE'S JUST BEING A TEASING LOSER LIKE ALWAYS]

Oh of course she does... How could I ever have made such a huge mistake. [...sarcasm ljsdf]

[And in the meantime, Emily is off trying to drag a chair over so she can continue watching Deadpool work ffff]

[Deadpool pulls the chair over easily then picks Emily up and puts her on it while Skippy just eyes Q, JUDGING]

[She looks at Q. Then to Skippy. Then back to Deadpool and smiles!!! It's... actually a pretty soft smile, but it's definitely genuine]

[And Q just... lksjdf chuckles at Skippy]

What is that look for?

[Deadpool was about to add milk to the flour but... That makes him pause to lol]

[LKJSDF huffs! And Emily's gonna shove Deadpool's arm! DON'T CALL HER DAD WEIRD]

Yeah, and you're the one keeping me around, Wade.

[Skippy huffs then climbs up on the chair with Emily while Deadpool starts pouring the milk. YOU NO LONGER AMUSE HER.]

[Emily lets her have a spot, but she does make sure she's closer because SHE WANTS TO SEE THE MOST OKAY]

I can make my own pancakes. I'm not completely incompetent now just because we got got married...

[UG Q. Glares at as he starts cracking eggs and Skippy is HORRFIED]

[Emily... pauses a moment, an odd... sort of sad look crossing her face. She's just looking between Q and Deadpool now]

Sorry, I'm just so happy about it. [TEASING. TEASING FOREVER]

[She looks at Emily for a second because woah, sister!!!! But then she looks back at Deadpool]

[He winces because.. Ha... Billy's been gone for well over a year now. That and he was 17]

[She stomps her foot, shaking her head as her eyes well up]

[THIS IS GOING TO SUCK HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO]

[AHAHA Q is just quietly watching this, actually sort of amused]

[At least until... Emily looks at him and just... sniffs faintly]

[........AND SUDDENLY AWKWARDNESS DESCENDS OVER Q'S MOOD. FUUUUUCK JOAN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE]

[Yeah, Skippy's started screaming and crying but Deadpool gives Q a quick, smug look. DEAL WITH YOUR KID NOW TOO HAHA but then he drops it because... His kid is really loud. He picks her up, making shushing noises because he doesn't know what else to do fffff]

[LKJSDF SKIPPY. Emily doesn't want nothin' to do with dis shit, so she's off the chair and slamming herself into Q's legs instead]

[Ohhh god, he bends down and picks her up, just... hugging her for now. Not gonna try to talk over the screamy child @_@]

[More shushing noises that get more panicked while she keeps crying and yelling, kicking her legs against him in her tantrum. She's not stopping oh god WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO Q HELP HIM]

Edited 2011-05-30 09:18 (UTC)

[Ughhhh no they were supposed to be a happy family and have a happy breakfast and deal with babies somehow and now there's screaming children and Joan is fucking dead and aaaaaaaaa]

[Suddenly, he speaks up, louder then the screaming and he sounds very... Dad. Like he definitely means business if she doesn't shut up for a second B|]

Skippy.

[Oh. Well. That's a lot different from Deadpool's "Hey kid" approach of getting her to listen. And hearing that actually gets both of them to shut up, turning to look at him ~~because Q is magic~~. You have their attention, bro]