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[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[DREAM FILTER]

[He was in a canyon, a new setting for the Paradisa weather room. It was a strange place and reminded him of the land around Cosmos Canyon back home. Someone - was it Travis? - had told him to wait there until they went and got some sort of surprise. Which he didn't care about, and honestly of all places to make him wait he could have picked something more interesting...he was trying not to pay attention to the people who were also in the canyon]

[He gave a loud sigh, that echoed through the canyon walls. Glancing at his watch, he groaned when it seems that the clock on the watch had melted away and seemed impossible to read the time now]

Great...

[But then...he felt something shaking. Glancing down at his feet, even the small rocks below his feet were shaking at the rumbling at the ground. Knowing that's never a good sign, he dared to look up at one of the canyon walls to see a herd of wildebeest running down the cliff-]

Oh no-

[Except this wildebeest herd are stop short when a snake nearly the size of the canyon comes out from behind the herd and swallows the mass majority of them up and continues down the canyon wall straight towards them]

OH FUCK NO-!

[And with that loud yell, Reno turns and tries to run away from the snake down the canyon, yelling at the people behind him]

C'mon! We gotta get the hell out of here!!

[OOC: Mod approved nightmare thread for Reno! The dream will continue on in the comments until he wakes up, so any of the characters that appear in this are NOT ACTUALLY THERE and NONE of the things that will happen in these comments will ACTUALLY happen beyond in Reno's dream nor will anyone but the ones recording the nightmare will be able to see it. As for people participating who I have talked to - backtagging is our friend since we're in no rush B) ]

Comments

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[Barney was kicked back in a lounge chair, soaking up the sun in a very nice suit and enjoying a beer, when the wildebeests started coming down. once he hears Reno hollering, he gets up, sad to have to abandon his beer, but ---]

Okay, if that thing drools snake venom on my suit it is SO over.

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[runs along with, taking off a hat with two large round black ears.]

Yikes!

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[Misa was also soaking up the rays in a white bikini, she has her shades on until she sees the snake

SHE SCREAMS and jumps up]

Reno-chan, I told you not to wear that suit today, your bad fashion sense has attracted danger!!!

[excuse her while she RUNS]

If Misa gets eaten, I'll KILL you!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[He keeps running along with these three]

My suit had nothing to do with this!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[as they're running - CONVERSATIONALLY AS ALL HELL]

You know, if you look at it right, this COULD be a whole new interpretation of "it wouldn't kill you to wear a different suit once in a while".

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[VERY STEREOTYPICALLY CLUELESS]

Wait, what's going on? I wear the same thing all the time! Which makes sense.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Sora, you're a kid. That's okay. Reno-chan is like 30 or something. He doesn't have an-

[SCREAMS as it snaps its jaws right behind her, sending a gush of air at her back, hogod]

excuse!

Zippers on a suit?!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm not thirty yet and there's nothing wrong with zippers on a suit!

[Cringes as the snake roars - yes it can roar like a T-Rex - but keeps going]

And Barney don't you start too!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[too late, he yells over his shoulder at the snake] We are having a VERY important conversation here, keep it DOWN, huh?

Anyway, like I was gonna say? Zippers are only acceptable on jumpsuits, which aren't even suits at all, they're like feety pajamas for grown-ups. Without the feet. Which makes them even lamer. So yeah, dude. You're a cool guy, but seriously? Lose the zippers.

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[a thoughtful hum]

What's the problem with zippers? I got tons of 'em when I've got clothes on.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Sora, you're a kid. You don't wear suits. Reno-chan's like 30 or something and he should know better.

Hey, Barney, when this is over, we should really meet time! Misa likes you. Would you two believe Reno-chan hasn't changed his suit in THREE YEARS, I bet even longer.

[SHE SCREAMS AGAIN when a tongue tickles her neck]

That's just sad.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

I said I'm not 30!

[....and then he glances back at Sora, the only one supporting him]

Okay, maybe I'll think twice about the zippers but the suits are staying!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[if they weren't running for their lives, he'd skid to a halt to stare at Sora, but as it is, he can feel snake breath on the back of his neck, and that is the OPPOSITE OF AWESOME]

Wait, what do you mean, When You've Got Clothes On?! You don't run around naked half the time, do you? I mean, there's LAWS against stuff like that. People are creepers around kids like you.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[Barney was kicked back in a lounge chair, soaking up the sun in a very nice suit and enjoying a beer, when the wildebeests started coming down. once he hears Reno hollering, he gets up, sad to have to abandon his beer, but ---]

Okay, if that thing drools snake venom on my suit it is SO over.

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[runs along with, taking off a hat with two large round black ears.]

Yikes!

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[Misa was also soaking up the rays in a white bikini, she has her shades on until she sees the snake

SHE SCREAMS and jumps up]

Reno-chan, I told you not to wear that suit today, your bad fashion sense has attracted danger!!!

[excuse her while she RUNS]

If Misa gets eaten, I'll KILL you!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[He keeps running along with these three]

My suit had nothing to do with this!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[as they're running - CONVERSATIONALLY AS ALL HELL]

You know, if you look at it right, this COULD be a whole new interpretation of "it wouldn't kill you to wear a different suit once in a while".

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[VERY STEREOTYPICALLY CLUELESS]

Wait, what's going on? I wear the same thing all the time! Which makes sense.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Sora, you're a kid. That's okay. Reno-chan is like 30 or something. He doesn't have an-

[SCREAMS as it snaps its jaws right behind her, sending a gush of air at her back, hogod]

excuse!

Zippers on a suit?!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm not thirty yet and there's nothing wrong with zippers on a suit!

[Cringes as the snake roars - yes it can roar like a T-Rex - but keeps going]

And Barney don't you start too!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[too late, he yells over his shoulder at the snake] We are having a VERY important conversation here, keep it DOWN, huh?

Anyway, like I was gonna say? Zippers are only acceptable on jumpsuits, which aren't even suits at all, they're like feety pajamas for grown-ups. Without the feet. Which makes them even lamer. So yeah, dude. You're a cool guy, but seriously? Lose the zippers.

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[a thoughtful hum]

What's the problem with zippers? I got tons of 'em when I've got clothes on.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Sora, you're a kid. You don't wear suits. Reno-chan's like 30 or something and he should know better.

Hey, Barney, when this is over, we should really meet time! Misa likes you. Would you two believe Reno-chan hasn't changed his suit in THREE YEARS, I bet even longer.

[SHE SCREAMS AGAIN when a tongue tickles her neck]

That's just sad.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

I said I'm not 30!

[....and then he glances back at Sora, the only one supporting him]

Okay, maybe I'll think twice about the zippers but the suits are staying!