[too late, he yells over his shoulder at the snake] We are having a VERY important conversation here, keep it DOWN, huh?

Anyway, like I was gonna say? Zippers are only acceptable on jumpsuits, which aren't even suits at all, they're like feety pajamas for grown-ups. Without the feet. Which makes them even lamer. So yeah, dude. You're a cool guy, but seriously? Lose the zippers.