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[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[DREAM FILTER]

[He was in a canyon, a new setting for the Paradisa weather room. It was a strange place and reminded him of the land around Cosmos Canyon back home. Someone - was it Travis? - had told him to wait there until they went and got some sort of surprise. Which he didn't care about, and honestly of all places to make him wait he could have picked something more interesting...he was trying not to pay attention to the people who were also in the canyon]

[He gave a loud sigh, that echoed through the canyon walls. Glancing at his watch, he groaned when it seems that the clock on the watch had melted away and seemed impossible to read the time now]

Great...

[But then...he felt something shaking. Glancing down at his feet, even the small rocks below his feet were shaking at the rumbling at the ground. Knowing that's never a good sign, he dared to look up at one of the canyon walls to see a herd of wildebeest running down the cliff-]

Oh no-

[Except this wildebeest herd are stop short when a snake nearly the size of the canyon comes out from behind the herd and swallows the mass majority of them up and continues down the canyon wall straight towards them]

OH FUCK NO-!

[And with that loud yell, Reno turns and tries to run away from the snake down the canyon, yelling at the people behind him]

C'mon! We gotta get the hell out of here!!

[OOC: Mod approved nightmare thread for Reno! The dream will continue on in the comments until he wakes up, so any of the characters that appear in this are NOT ACTUALLY THERE and NONE of the things that will happen in these comments will ACTUALLY happen beyond in Reno's dream nor will anyone but the ones recording the nightmare will be able to see it. As for people participating who I have talked to - backtagging is our friend since we're in no rush B) ]

Comments

CROWLEY GO, THEN BARNEY AND THE USUAL ORDER

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[all of a sudden, Misa has a strange blue telephone hat on and a vinyl apron (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.lemondrop.com/media/2010/03/lets-make-a-sandwich-gaga.jpg)]

Let's make a sandwich!

[wink]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[And now, Dear Viewer, we're not in a kitchen at all. In fact, none of the people you were currently watching are there. Instead, there is a room surrounded by red curtains, and within it is an old high-backed leather chair.

In the chair is Crowley, in a dressing gown, looking thoughtful. He turns to his imaginary audience and smiles, as if they just happened upon him there and he's about to tell them an interesting tale]

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[...Or not. Whatever. Let's see what's happening back in that kitchen shall we?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll make a sandwich with you anytime. [winks at Misa, as though nothing really ever happened with Crowley, because clearly, it didn't]

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[hops up on the kitchen counter, still a lion] OOOH! MEMEMEMEME! I WANNA HELP!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...Sure why not.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[MISA just proceeds to Miracle Whip up some bread]

Oh you~

Sora, paws off the table!

Reno-chan, try to be useful despite your ugly suit!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[Barney, however, looks slightly disappointed]

Wait, so.

You meant an actual sandwich?

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

... There are other kinds of sandwiches? [lion face is confused =|]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh yeah. [wink]

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Oh would you sto-

[And he was about to whack Barney in the head, when he sees a familiar...raptor shadow on the wall]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[...] That looks like a dinosaur.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[meanwhile Misa is back in her white bikini

for some reason, one strap has ripped]

Barney, you're a dirty pervert.

But I think we're all about to die.

[so turns to them, eyes large...]

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Aw fuck-

C'mon, let's get the hell out of here. [Heading for another door!]

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

[slips and rolls over on the countertop before skittering to the door] THIS IS MADNESS

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[Barney's eyes are fixed on that broken bikini strap]

You know, I always did figure there was only ever one way to go out, if I had to ...

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

NO, THIS IS PARADISAAAA!!!

[grabs Barney's hand as she runs]

Barney, be dirty after we get out alive...

Unless you really think?!

[Misa's gaze falls on Reno-chan]

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Don't be stupid! There's gotta be a way outta this!

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

Uuuuh... [there's a BIG RED BUTTON under the sink. let's go hit it







BAYUM]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[Barney looks at Misa, then at Reno and Sora -- WAIT BUTTON WHAT] HEY, what're you doing? You could've just set the command to blow the whole place up!

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[IS THAT MORE RAPTORS NOW?!]

AHHHH WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

[suddenly Misa grabs Reno and Barney both, looking at them both so seriously, she hasn't been touched intimately in 3 years you guys okay]

It's obvious we're all going to die horribly torn apart by raptors. Reno-chan, this will be your last time to touch a woman. Barney, this will be your first, and I guess last, too.

[she leans back to look at Sora]

...Sorry, Sora, you're a lion and that's weird.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

--!!!

Uh--[He feels so so confused right now. On the one hand maybe they should run, on the other hand, they'll probably all die anyway]

[givingchase.livejournal.com]

Aw man. [Sora sticks his lion tongue out, then bolts for the exit.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Excuse me but WHAT? [he looks HORRIBLY offended. first and last, his ASS]

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

[with pouty lips, she leans forward in that white bikini]

You're really going to be offended now?

[I WANT TO GET SOME ACTION BEFORE I DIE GOD; she turns to Reno-chan until Barney gets over it]

Reno-chan, you understand what's in Misa's heart right?