Thirteenth Shot

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]

So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.

Comments

[capricious_god]

Uh... what?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey Nerd! The people in the journals were talking about having sex with tentacles or whatever. I think they should totally share that and not keep it to themselves way out in wherever the hell they are.

[capricious_god]

[...]

Really? I- I don't remember hearing about that.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

It was totally there. Stuff about tentacles and being chained up really kinky shit.

[capricious_god]

I think... I think maybe the context is wrong for that.

I thought it was hostages and a killer thing of ... yeah, I don't know, but I think it was more dangerous than sexual.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

...

Naaaah I'm pretty sure it's a sex thing.

[capricious_god]

Really... I think it was a bad thing.

...why are you so concerned about it anyway? Are you... [clears his throat] are you concerned with tentacle sex?


[ooc: holy me being one with slow tagging... I swear I'll try to reply more timely over the weekend, work has just been taking up all my time when you're online]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Heck no, I want some. I'm guessing tentacles can fit in the thingie.

[[ooc: No worries, RL eats us all <3]]

[capricious_god]

Oh.. you. Huh. I mean, good for you?

[hold up -- the thingie? Isn't the rule that if you aren't old enough to refer to your genitalia by it's proper name, you're not old enough to have sex? Wait... does Chuck care?]

What ... what's the thingie?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Sister's not old enough to be in the army either, but here she is]

The spikey holey thing in the chastity belt.

[capricious_god]

Right, the... [okay, again he needs to stop with the whole 'agreeing first and listening later' thing, because he misses out on a lot of things when he does that]

A chastity belt? You.. uh, you're wearing one? Why?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[He really does, especially around this one]

Because it's my loss. The castle doesn't want me to get laid because it's a whore.

[capricious_god]

The castle made you lose... what? Your underwear? [this is the first time he's heard of a loss that gave someone something, so he's curious]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Who wears underwear anymore?

Nah, it stopped me from having sex. LAAAAAME.

[capricious_god]

So, you can't have sex - or it's just difficult because of the whole, chastity belt situation?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

WELL, I've tried to get guys to do me, and we get REALLY close, then they see the spikes and FREAK OUT and run away like pussies.

[So in other words, she doesn't know]

[capricious_god]

Yeah... uh... [slight panic in his tone] I could see how that'd be difficult.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

It's the worst loss EVER, Nerd. I can't have nay fun.

[capricious_god]

At all? I mean... uh. Like, there's [clears his throat, because yeah, he's a MAN] other fun things, that aren't you know, just sex.

[plus, now you've got him thinking] What about, I don't know... [huh... yeah his brain is working overtime] ...attachments?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, Chuck. Sister registers NONE of your discomfort. That would mean she'd need some sort of emotional ability besides 'fun' and 'anger']

Attachments? Like...vaccum hoses?

[capricious_god]

Well, uh... I mean, not that. Not really, but I mean the internet had about a hundred sites or more with all sorts of contraptions to help... with uh, unusual problems.

Maybe, I don't know, maybe they can get retrofitted.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

...You mean there's a sex shop here? Fuck! I've never seen it. Show me!

[capricious_god]

Oh. I haven't, I mean, I don't think there's one here.

Uh, there's wishing for things though. I mean, or maybe you could open a shop.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Ew that sounds like work.

HEY, CASTLE, I WANT SEX TOYS. GIMMIE!

[capricious_god]

You... uh, probably have to be, you know, specific.