http://girly-laps.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-06-03 11:35 pm
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Thirteenth Shot

[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]

So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.
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[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the worst loss EVER, Nerd. I can't have nay fun.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-07 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
At all? I mean... uh. Like, there's [clears his throat, because yeah, he's a MAN] other fun things, that aren't you know, just sex.

[plus, now you've got him thinking] What about, I don't know... [huh... yeah his brain is working overtime] ...attachments?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Chuck. Sister registers NONE of your discomfort. That would mean she'd need some sort of emotional ability besides 'fun' and 'anger']

Attachments? Like...vaccum hoses?
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-08 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, uh... I mean, not that. Not really, but I mean the internet had about a hundred sites or more with all sorts of contraptions to help... with uh, unusual problems.

Maybe, I don't know, maybe they can get retrofitted.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...You mean there's a sex shop here? Fuck! I've never seen it. Show me!
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-09 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I haven't, I mean, I don't think there's one here.

Uh, there's wishing for things though. I mean, or maybe you could open a shop.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew that sounds like work.

HEY, CASTLE, I WANT SEX TOYS. GIMMIE!
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-09 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You... uh, probably have to be, you know, specific.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-09 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're gonna need a lot of batteries...

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I can wish for them, right?
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
You could, yeah. I'd probably recommend rechargeable, just for the environment.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Pffft, who cares about the environment? It's done nothing for me.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's... uh, it's given you warm weather?

I could look into the toy thing, I mean, for... Yeah, for your problem.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Summer is pretty awesome. I can wear bikinis even if this stupid belt makes me look fat.

...You will? That would be AWESOME! I'll totally repay you in sexual favours or something.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm a writer - so it's sort of like research.

Uh, though, who are you? [LOL he's been chatting away, not even knowing who he's talking to]

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you write stuff? You must be REALLY smart.

I'm Sister!
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I was a writer. I just, I don't write anymore. At least not here.

There's spellcheck and I have an editor, so I don't have to be really smart.

[a beat] I'm Chuck... and seriously? Sister? That's... well, I guess celebrities name their kids odd things. Pilot Inspektor... Coco... Apple... why not -

Yeah, so I can try to help.

Oh, that beach thing, maybe if you got a matching metal top - it'd be like fashion.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but writing is still something really smart people do. Because you're good with...words and shit.

Huh? Oh, Mom called me Kaikaina, but everyone calls me Sister.

See? You're TOTALLY smart. That would be so HOOOOT.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Kaikaina. Huh, that's a unique name. It's pretty.

[exhales and clears his throat]

Right so... I'll, huh, I guess I'll look into this. I mean, for you.

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww you really think so? You're really nice, Nerd!

Awesome! I totally owe you and I'll try to stop my big brother from hunting you down and killing you.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
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[...........] Is that a risk?

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Maaaybeee?

He gets really weird about me and boys sometimes. I think he buried my first boyfriend in the back yard.
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[personal profile] capricious_god 2010-06-10 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Well, uh, thanks for the warning? [Oh, Chuck. What'd you get yourself into now??]

[identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, Nerd!

[Doom, Chuck. Lots of Doom]
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